Johnny Depp is very spooky

Warner Bros has released this picture of Johnny Depp in the Tim Burton version of 'Dark Shadows', where he apparently doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's a vampire. He's as vampiry as anyone could ever look, short of just shape shifting into a bat and say "squeak squeak" for 2 hours. .read more

the Lone Ranger movie is back on

Back in September, the Lone Ranger movie starring Johnny Depp as Tonto was shut down because Disney didn't want to pay 250 million dollars to make a movie about Indian shape shifting werewolves. But now it's back on, because paying 215 million to make a movie about Indian shape shifting werewolves is more reasonable. Hopefully that will still be enough to buy all the bronzer needed to make Johnny Depp look like an...read more

Johnny Depp thinks photo shoots are like rape

Johnny Depp tells Vanity Fair this month that he doesn't like photo shoots very much, and by that I mean he compares them to being raped. "Well, you just feel like you're being raped somehow. Raped ... It feels like a kind of weird -- just weird, man." He'll pose with fans, "But whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it's like -- you just feel dumb. It's just so stupid." It would be easy to say he was...read more

every movie MUST have werewolves and/or vampires

On Friday, Disney shut down production on a Lone Ranger movie starring Johnny Depp, produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Gore Verbinski, because the budget was already estimated at 250 million dollars. But before explaining how that's possible, let's quickly mention the Lone Ranger origin story, which is surprisingly bad ass. Six Texas Rangers are ambushed by a band of outlaws led by Butch Cavendish. (Left...read more

Monday headlines, with Brooke Burke in a bikini

JESSICA ALBA - gave birth to her second child Saturday night, another baby girl, named Haven Garner Warren. There's no word on if Alba is home from the hospital yet, but since she's Mexican she'll probably stop at the mall first to have Havens ears pierced. (facebook) AUSTIN POWERS 4 - is or is not on the way. Hit Fix says the deal is done, Deadline says nothing is official yet. For now, Halloween stores everywhere...read more

Johnny Depp is the nicest guy on earth

Johnny Depp is one of the few people in Hollywood that you never ever hear anything bad about in any way. He's talented, he's humble, he works hard, and he does things like tip waiters $4,000. So what did Mr. Wonderful do this time? Oh nothing. Just showed up unannounced in a little girls classroom, in full character as Capt. Jack Sparrow, after she wrote him a letter asking for help staging a 'mutiny' against the...read more

'the Tourist' has a new trailer

When Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie and director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck announced they were making 'the Tourist', I think we were all like, "finally." The three of them, together at last. And then they filmed it in Paris and Venice, so I sort of assumed it was gonna be something different. Not... this. This could have been made with Seth Rogan and Anne Hathaway and been the exact same movie. Or Katherine...read more

screw you, johnny depp

A few months ago Johnny Depp went to a steak house in Chicago with two friends and left a $4,000 tip (more). And in February he gave a long interview to CBS to help the West Memphis 3 (more). So what is Mr Wonderful up to now? Oh nothing. Just taking back our streets and then counseling the downtrodden, is all. The Sun says... JOHNNY DEPP has rescued a pal from a mugger brandishing a broken bottle. (Depp), 46, stepped...read more

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 won’t be like this. sadly.

'Pirates of the Caribbean 4' won't have Gore Verbinski, who directed the first 3, and it won't have Keira Knightley or Orlando Bloom, and all that can be overcome. But now they've gone too far. Popeater says... Disney is bucking the trend of hiring augmented actresses, requesting that only women with natural breasts apply for a role in the latest installment of their 'Pirates of the Caribbean' franchise. "What a...read more

Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are having an affair!

No not really. But because Angelina Jolie took Billy Bob Thornton from Laura Dern when they worked on ‘Pushing Tin' and Brad Pitt from Jennifer Ani-chin when they made ‘Mr. And Mrs Smith', and now she's making 'the Tourist' with Johnny Depp, you can expect some version of this story for the next three months. And that it will hurt Liev Schreibers feelings. "Hey I'm married, why didn't anyone think she was gonna sleep...read more

angelina jolie is fantastic

The next few months are gonna suck because Angelina Jolie is in Paris filming 'The Tourist', and next week her co-star Johnny Depp is expected to arrive to begin their scenes together. So we can all look forward to endless tabloid stories about them doin it. Not that I would blame him of course. She's fantastic looking. Any guy who can be in close contact with her for more than a few minutes without trying to slam his...read more

johnny depp is concerned about the west memphis three

Watch CBS News Videos Online Most big Hollywood stars normally only get involved with "let the killer go" cases when gang bangers execute cops or shoot old women in the face with a shotgun. But Johnny Depp isn't like other Hollywood stars, so when he does stuff like this, it might be worth watching. Or don't. Whatever man, it's your life. Johnny Depp will appear on this Saturday's "48 Hours Mystery" as he makes a plea...read more

he really is quite handsome

Hollywood is filled with drug addicted fuckups, sexually repulsive perverts and soul-crushing hacks, and that's just Brett Ratner, but this isn't about him. It's about the exact opposite of him. Johnny Depp. I don't think I've ever heard anyone say anything bad about Johnny Depp, ever. He's talented, he's quiet, he chooses interesting movies, he even tipped a waiter $4000 in June. And now he's been named People...read more

tuesday morning headlines

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS - has a new episode of ‘Between Two Ferns', this time with Andy Richter and Conan O'Brien. Anything I write here will look dumb compared to even the smallest thing Zach and Andy do in this, so I'm giving up except to say fuck them both. (funny or die) JESSICA ALBA - has written an article about her trip to DC last week. She says she went, "to pound the pavement and talk about education for the...read more

hollywood really loves weed

Fox has a list today of famous Hollywood people who have gone on record to say how awesome weed is. They don't say it like that, they fancy it all up, but that's what they mean. Among others on the list: Megan Fox: "I've done drugs. I didn't enjoy anything other than marijuana. I don't even think of it as a drug – it should be legalized." She's called on the government to legalize weed on many occasions, saying she...read more