Johnny Depp Cash Machine

Johnny Depp has a side gig with Harper Collins where he publishes books which have already been written and keeps the money. His pretentiously monikered Infinitum Nihil company has re-published a few books which were out of print until it was realized a super handsome man cared about them. Depp'slabelhas previously re-releasedbooks about Woodie Guthrie and Yoko Ono, which officially tips my scale into disliking him as...

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Johnny Depp Has Standards

Johnny Depp chose a press junket to declare that actors who use their celebrity to make musical appearances make him sick. Odd mostly because Johnny Deep is an actor who uses his celebrity to make musical appearances. Or maybe Marilyn Manson pulls him out of the crowd randomly to jam with him on stage. After herpes and botulism, myopia is the greatest afflicter of famous people in Hollywood. Depp didn't mention...

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Amber Heard Brought A 1920s Gangster To Her Movie Premiere

Johnny Depp has appeared to have moved on from his two-decade run as a living rock star pirate in favor of this new look as an early 20th century gangster, or at least a middle-aged asshole who still shows up to swing revivals. He joined his girlfriend Amber Heard at the premiere for her new film, 3 Days to Kill, which is a really original movie about a retired spy with a family who has to go back to work to stop a...

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Johnny Depp Is Hanging Out With One Direction Now

Johnny Depp has always liked to hang around with rock stars, make cameos in music videos and even perform on some albums, but it looks like the 50-year old's mid-life crisis is getting a little worse than we'd previously thought. Sure, Johnny dresses like he's 17-years old and he's dating a girl who is 23-years younger than him, but hanging out with Zayn from One Direction (right) and Alexander DeLeon (from some other...

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'Lone Ranger' has a trailer too

It's been a few months since we got to see Helena Bonham Carter act opposite Johnny Depp in a funny outfit, so here's the first trailer for ‘The Lone Ranger: A History of Trains in America and Their Impact on the Old West' (HD here). As Depp reminds us (while speaking traditional Hollywood Movie Indian language. Which is just english but where the cadence stabs every word and makes him sound mildly retarded), "There...

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afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

TONY SCOTT - had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring "I Believe I Can Fly" song, not included. (guardian) JOHNNY DEPP - is being offered $95 million to star in 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 5', because 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 4' made $1.04 billion. Clearly Lindsay hasn't figured out that these are about a bisexual drunk who steals or else she would have sued by now. (the...read more

those arent Jordan Carvers eyes "Johnny Depp"

If you're making a movie about Johnny Depp, but can only afford Johnny Depps non-union Mexican equivalent (presumably named Juanny Depp), it would be a good idea to have him stand next to a skinny girl with huge tits in a bikini so maybe people won't notice. And so that's what the producers of ‘Who Killed Johnny' did. If she has sex with him I'll fucking die, by the way. (image source = bauer griffin)read more

Johnny Depp turns gay women straight

Amber Heard has been cured of her homosexuality, and she didn't even need to go to prayer camp. All she needed was for Johnny Depp to buy her a horse. Reports surfaced recently that (Heard) received a horse from Depp, her ‘Rum Diary' costar,as a present. The actress, who dated female photographer Tasya van Ree for several years, has been quite open about her affinity for Depp. She told Guest of a Guest last year that...

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Johnny Depp is single

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have been together for almost 15 years, and though they never married they have two kids together (13 year old daughter Lily-Rose and 10 year old son Jack) but after months of rumors that their relationship was in trouble, today it was officially announced that they have in fact separated. "Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more...

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heres why Johnny Depp has a dead bird on his head

Despite a wide variety of idiotic theories (like this Marilyn Manson one), Johnny Depp now says that he owes his look as Tonto in the upcoming Lone Ranger movie to a painting of a Crow Indian. And the fact that he saw it wrong. EW says... "I'd actually seen a painting by an artist named Kirby Sattler, and I looked at the face of this warrior and thought: That's it.' "It just so happened Sattler had painted a bird...

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'Dark Shadows' Has a Trailer, Suprise It's Terrible

It's no secret that Tim Burton no longer directs a film without casting his wife, Johnny Depp Helena Bonham Carter. There are a few other things that you can almost always count on from Tim, all of which appear in the new trailer for 'Dark Shadows.' - Recycled dark set pieces from 'Edward Scissorhands,' 'Beetlejuice,' 'Batman,' 'Sleepy Hollow,' 'Sweeney Todd...' - An awful, dry joke with a reaction shot of Johnny...

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Johnny Depp feels Tonto would wear a crow for a hat

Mega-Producer Jerry Bruckheimer has a twitter apparently, and this morning he posted the first look at Armie Hammer as Dan Reid and Johnny Depp as Tonto in 'the Lone Ranger', though if they wanted to call this a bio-pic about WCW superstar Sting or a very literal remake of 'The Crow', that would probably work too. [gallery ids="996002,996081"]

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Johnny Depp is very spooky

Warner Bros has released this picture of Johnny Depp in the Tim Burton version of 'Dark Shadows', where he apparently doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's a vampire. He's as vampiry as anyone could ever look, short of just shape shifting into a bat and say "squeak squeak" for 2 hours. .

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the Lone Ranger movie is back on

Back in September, the Lone Ranger movie starring Johnny Depp as Tonto was shut down because Disney didn't want to pay 250 million dollars to make a movie about Indian shape shifting werewolves. But now it's back on, because paying 215 million to make a movie about Indian shape shifting werewolves is more reasonable. Hopefully that will still be enough to buy all the bronzer needed to make Johnny Depp look like an...

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Johnny Depp thinks photo shoots are like rape

Johnny Depp tells Vanity Fair this month that he doesn't like photo shoots very much, and by that I mean he compares them to being raped. "Well, you just feel like you're being raped somehow. Raped ... It feels like a kind of weird -- just weird, man." He'll pose with fans, "But whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it's like -- you just feel dumb. It's just so stupid." It would be easy to say he was...

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