When Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie and director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck announced they were making ‘the Tourist’, I think we were all like, “finally.” The three of them, together at last. And then they filmed it in Paris and Venice, so I sort of assumed it was gonna be something different. Not… this.
This could have been made with Seth Rogan and Anne Hathaway and been the exact same movie. Or Katherine Heigl and Russell Brand. If Depp and Brand are ever reading the same script, Depp needs to slap whoever gave it to him. This thing is one “holding onto a priceless vase during a fight so it doesn’t break but then after the fight the girl opens the door and he’s behind it and it does break” away from being a Jackie Chan and Teri Hatcher movie.
A few months ago Johnny Depp went to a steak house in Chicago with two friends and left a $4,000 tip (more). And in February he gave a long interview to CBS to help the West Memphis 3 (more). So what is Mr Wonderful up to now? Oh nothing. Just taking back our streets and then counseling the downtrodden, is all. The Sun says…
JOHNNY DEPP has rescued a pal from a mugger brandishing a broken bottle.
(Depp), 46, stepped in when British singer STEPHEN JONES was accosted for cash as the pair left a recording studio in Los Angeles. “It was an extremely scary moment. This guy looked off his head.
“Johnny looked him straight in the eyes and told him to back off.”
After Johnny intervened, the (guy) backed down.
“Johnny gave him a few bucks and told him to straighten up his life.”
Whatever. He’s not so great. I would have done the same thing as long as the criminal was white. But not if he was a minority of course because I assume they can beat me up. If I ever saw a minority walking toward me I would grab the back of my girlfriends arms and crouch behind her, shielding myself from my future-attacker. And while my girlfriend is distracted by what she assumes to be cowardice, I surprise her with some treachery as well by pushing her into the minority and yelling to him or her that my girlfriend has money in her purse.
‘Pirates of the Caribbean 4′ won’t have Gore Verbinski, who directed the first 3, and it won’t have Keira Knightley or Orlando Bloom, and all that can be overcome. But now they’ve gone too far. Popeater says…
Disney is bucking the trend of hiring augmented actresses, requesting that only women with natural breasts apply for a role in the latest installment of their ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ franchise.
“What a bunch of fags”, I thought to myself until I read the next sentence.
“Disney has specifically requested that no actresses with breast implants apply” for a role, and that the company will even ask actresses to jog in front of casting directors to prove that their breasts are real.
Holy Jesus Christ. I don’t mean to brag but I know a scheme to stare at girls tits when I see one. And, “we have to be sure so take your top off and jump rope for a few minutes” is one of them. It’s not like you can really tell when a girl is dressed, so either the casting director is a horny 13-year-old, or this movie is gonna be amazing. ‘Pirates of the Carribean: The Titties of Jumping Jack Island”.
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No not really. But because Angelina Jolie took Billy Bob Thornton from Laura Dern when they worked on ‘Pushing Tin’ and Brad Pitt from Jennifer Ani-chin when they made ‘Mr. And Mrs Smith’, and now she’s making ‘the Tourist’ with Johnny Depp, you can expect some version of this story for the next three months. And that it will hurt Liev Schreibers feelings. “Hey I’m married, why didn’t anyone think she was gonna sleep with me?”
Johnny Depp’s longtime gal pal has no intention of joining the trail of brokenhearted Hollywood ladies left crying to Oprah Winfrey after Angelina Jolie stole their men.
So when Vanessa Paradis found out (Depp) and Jolie were to shoot a passionate love scene in their new movie “The Tourist,” she ordered Depp to find another gig.
“He’s currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don’t know if he’s succeeded. But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.”
Jolie is too PR smart for this, and by all accounts Depp is a very good guy so this whole thing is dumb. And he definitely won’t make the first move. In real life he anguishes over every word. “Um, yes, uh hey Angelina. I was wondering, uh, if you would care to, um, join me in, you know, uh, sexual … inter-intercourse.”
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The next few months are gonna suck because Angelina Jolie is in Paris filming ‘The Tourist’, and next week her co-star Johnny Depp is expected to arrive to begin their scenes together. So we can all look forward to endless tabloid stories about them doin it. Not that I would blame him of course. She’s fantastic looking. Any guy who can be in close contact with her for more than a few minutes without trying to slam his penis into her when she’s not looking is either gay or a martian or more likely a gay martian.
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Most big Hollywood stars normally only get involved with “let the killer go” cases when gang bangers execute cops or shoot old women in the face with a shotgun. But Johnny Depp isn’t like other Hollywood stars, so when he does stuff like this, it might be worth watching. Or don’t. Whatever man, it’s your life.
Johnny Depp will appear on this Saturday’s “48 Hours Mystery” as he makes a plea for a new trial for the West Memphis Three, three teenagers accused of murdering three boys in a satanic ritual in 1994.
As seen in the preview clip below, Depp says, “I firmly believe Damien Echols, Jason Baldwin and Jessie Misskelley are totally innocent. It was a need for swift justice to placate the community.”
Eager to learn more, I remembered the two HBO documentaries about this case, so I put on my detective cap and went searching for answers. A few seconds later I became bored, and instead focused on a porn movie I found with Siena West and Memphis Monroe in a three way. The movie really stirred up a passion inside me, and if the storyline is anything like the HBO one, I can see why Depp is so enthusiastic about it. I guess you could say Johnny and I are real heroes.
