Amber Heard Leaking

July 26, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard and her team of Johnny Depp ambulance chasers have been openly sharing details of their divorce proceedings to TMZ. It's unclear how she looks in the mirror and it's a bonafide fact she doesn't give head. Her... READ MORE

Amber Heard Blabbing

July 21, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard and her lawyers are reportedly leaking details of her and Johnny Depp's impending divorce settlement. Next time you feel the need to waffle about the gender pay gap, calculate the amount of money dudes are paying to... READ MORE

Joe Perry Don’t Look So Good (VIDEO)

July 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Because the world needs more AARP members in rock and roll cover bands, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry, Alice Cooper, and Johnny Depp sans lesbian wife formed The Hollywood Vampires to go on national tour in search of decent cocaine.... READ MORE

Amber Heard Sues Doug Stanhope

June 6, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard is suing Doug Stanhope for defamation because he wrote an article claiming he witnessed her threatening to lie about Johnny Depp in order to extort money, and also because it's probably true and really pissed her off... READ MORE

Amber Heard Champagne Taste Beer Budget

June 2, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard's monthly income is $10,000, yet she spends $44,000 a month on shopping, dining out, vacations, and hiring Industrial Light and Magic to do scratches on her face for court appearances. The 10k doesn't factor in residuals or... READ MORE

Amber Heard More Red Flags

June 1, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard's case is quickly becoming as flimsy as one of her husband's kerchiefs. Two private security guards say they heard Heard scream, "Stop hitting me!" and bolted into the room to find Depp standing twenty feet away from... READ MORE

Amber Heard Laughing All The Way To The Bank

May 31, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard testified in court of the horrors of Johnny Depp's domestic abuse then left with her obvious lesbian box licker with an expression which could only be described as having just pulled a fast one. The best things... READ MORE

Amber Heard Blackmails Johnny Depp

May 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to comedian Doug Stanhope who was hanging out at Johnny Depp's house the night of the alleged abuse, the entire facial bruising is a domestic abuse ploy by Amber Heard to dig into Depp's deep pockets. Stanhope notes... READ MORE

Depp’s Ex Has His Back

May 30, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp's ex-wife essentially called Amber Heard an opportunist in a handwritten letter stating she doesn't believe Depp has an abusive bone in his heavily accessorized body. People change. Depp probably didn't punch Amber Heard. He probably shot putted... READ MORE

Amber Heard Bruised Face Leaving Court

May 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just when you thought there was nothing left to the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard out of nowhere divorce filing, along comes Amber Heard with one a bruise on the right side of her face. Heard claims that Depp... READ MORE