Amber Heard Lies Her Way To Seven Million Bucks

August 17, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard's master plan worked and she bilked Jonny Depp for $7 million, or $7 million per marital blow job. READ MORE

Johnny Depp Rock And Roll

August 16, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard and her team of unethical lawyers are releasing the most embarrassing dirt they have on Johnny Depp in hopes of squeezing a few extra million out of him. Please factor in this behavior when discussing your make... READ MORE

Amber Heard Zero Pride (VIDEO)

August 15, 2016 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard freaked out in an office building and refused to be deposed when her lawyers explained to her that there are consequences for lying under oath. READ MORE

Amber Heard Leaking

July 26, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard and her team of Johnny Depp ambulance chasers have been openly sharing details of their divorce proceedings to TMZ. It's unclear how she looks in the mirror and it's a bonafide fact she doesn't give head. Her... READ MORE

Amber Heard Blabbing

July 21, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard and her lawyers are reportedly leaking details of her and Johnny Depp's impending divorce settlement. Next time you feel the need to waffle about the gender pay gap, calculate the amount of money dudes are paying to... READ MORE

Joe Perry Don’t Look So Good (VIDEO)

July 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Because the world needs more AARP members in rock and roll cover bands, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry, Alice Cooper, and Johnny Depp sans lesbian wife formed The Hollywood Vampires to go on national tour in search of decent cocaine.... READ MORE

Amber Heard Sues Doug Stanhope

June 6, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard is suing Doug Stanhope for defamation because he wrote an article claiming he witnessed her threatening to lie about Johnny Depp in order to extort money, and also because it's probably true and really pissed her off... READ MORE

Amber Heard Champagne Taste Beer Budget

June 2, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard's monthly income is $10,000, yet she spends $44,000 a month on shopping, dining out, vacations, and hiring Industrial Light and Magic to do scratches on her face for court appearances. The 10k doesn't factor in residuals or... READ MORE

Amber Heard More Red Flags

June 1, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard's case is quickly becoming as flimsy as one of her husband's kerchiefs. Two private security guards say they heard Heard scream, "Stop hitting me!" and bolted into the room to find Depp standing twenty feet away from... READ MORE

Amber Heard Laughing All The Way To The Bank

May 31, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard testified in court of the horrors of Johnny Depp's domestic abuse then left with her obvious lesbian box licker with an expression which could only be described as having just pulled a fast one. The best things... READ MORE