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Amber Heard Champagne Taste Beer Budget

June 2, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard's monthly income is $10,000, yet she spends $44,000 a month on shopping, dining out, vacations, and hiring Industrial Light and Magic to do scratches on her face for court appearances. The 10k doesn't factor in residuals or... READ MORE

Amber Heard More Red Flags

June 1, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard's case is quickly becoming as flimsy as one of her husband's kerchiefs. Two private security guards say they heard Heard scream, "Stop hitting me!" and bolted into the room to find Depp standing twenty feet away from... READ MORE

Amber Heard Laughing All The Way To The Bank

May 31, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard testified in court of the horrors of Johnny Depp's domestic abuse then left with her obvious lesbian box licker with an expression which could only be described as having just pulled a fast one. The best things... READ MORE

Amber Heard Blackmails Johnny Depp

May 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to comedian Doug Stanhope who was hanging out at Johnny Depp's house the night of the alleged abuse, the entire facial bruising is a domestic abuse ploy by Amber Heard to dig into Depp's deep pockets. Stanhope notes... READ MORE

Depp’s Ex Has His Back

May 30, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp's ex-wife essentially called Amber Heard an opportunist in a handwritten letter stating she doesn't believe Depp has an abusive bone in his heavily accessorized body. People change. Depp probably didn't punch Amber Heard. He probably shot putted... READ MORE

Amber Heard Bruised Face Leaving Court

May 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just when you thought there was nothing left to the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard out of nowhere divorce filing, along comes Amber Heard with one a bruise on the right side of her face. Heard claims that Depp... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Not Down With Spousal Support

May 27, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Heard is demanding spousal support in her divorce from Johnny Depp which seems ridiculous after being married for a year and should definitely factor into the non-existent gender pay gap. If you count banging an old goth for... READ MORE

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp Lasted More Than a Year

May 26, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp. They were married for fifteen months. Enough time for nine different celebrity magazine cover stories about their fabulous love affair. Heard cited irreconcilable difference. Most notably she's a thirty year old... READ MORE

Johnny Depp And Amber Heard Apologize And Shit Around The Web

April 18, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

You’ll recall that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard got in trouble down under when they snuck their rat-like dogs into Australia. Today they were forced to make an apology PSA video that is super weird. They look like they... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Back On The Chain Gang

May 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp is reportedly facing up to 10 years in prison and $263,000 in fines for bringing his two lap dogs into Australia on his private jet along with a bunch of caviar and a shipment of ascots. That’s... READ MORE

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