Johnny Depp Has Standards

January 20, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp chose a press junket to declare that actors who use their celebrity to make musical appearances make him sick. Odd mostly because Johnny Deep is an actor who uses his celebrity to make musical appearances. Or maybe... READ MORE

Amber Heard Brought A 1920s Gangster To Her Movie Premiere

February 13, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp has appeared to have moved on from his two-decade run as a living rock star pirate in favor of this new look as an early 20th century gangster, or at least a middle-aged asshole who still shows... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Is Hanging Out With One Direction Now

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp has always liked to hang around with rock stars, make cameos in music videos and even perform on some albums, but it looks like the 50-year old’s mid-life crisis is getting a little worse than we’d previously... READ MORE

‘Lone Ranger’ has a trailer too

October 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s been a few months since we got to see Helena Bonham Carter act opposite Johnny Depp in a funny outfit, so here’s the first trailer for ‘The Lone Ranger: A History of Trains in America and Their Impact... READ MORE

afternoon headlines, with naked Brooke Hogan

August 22, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

TONY SCOTT – had his suicide filmed by several people who are trying to sell the footage. Inspiring “I Believe I Can Fly” song, not included. (guardian) JOHNNY DEPP – is being offered $95 million to star in ‘Pirates... READ MORE

those arent Jordan Carvers eyes “Johnny Depp”

August 8, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re making a movie about Johnny Depp, but can only afford Johnny Depps non-union Mexican equivalent (presumably named Juanny Depp), it would be a good idea to have him stand next to a skinny girl with huge tits... READ MORE

Johnny Depp turns gay women straight

June 28, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Amber Heard has been cured of her homosexuality, and she didn’t even need to go to prayer camp. All she needed was for Johnny Depp to buy her a horse. Reports surfaced recently that (Heard) received a horse from... READ MORE

Johnny Depp is single

June 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have been together for almost 15 years, and though they never married they have two kids together (13 year old daughter Lily-Rose and 10 year old son Jack) but after months of rumors that... READ MORE

heres why Johnny Depp has a dead bird on his head

April 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite a wide variety of idiotic theories (like this Marilyn Manson one), Johnny Depp now says that he owes his look as Tonto in the upcoming Lone Ranger movie to a painting of a Crow Indian. And the fact... READ MORE

‘Dark Shadows’ Has a Trailer, Suprise It’s Terrible

March 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s no secret that Tim Burton no longer directs a film without casting his wife, Johnny Depp Helena Bonham Carter. There are a few other things that you can almost always count on from Tim, all of which appear... READ MORE