10.06.2009 the balls on this guy

Jon Gosselin

Jon Gosselin talked to the press and posed for pictures yesterday while insisting that his wife was the troublemaker and he was just a concerned parent looking out for his kids. He did this poolside in LA by the way, while Kate was talking to the press in New York, and the kids were being taken to school by the nanny back in Pennsylvania. Radar says…

Despite his ongoing troubles with wife Kate, Jon Gosselin was all smiles Monday as he posed for a set of shots by a poolside in Los Angeles, California.
The 32-year-old reality TV dad, clad in a white button-up shirt
, black slacks and sunglasses looked more like a teenaged boy preening for Facebook pics than a father-of-eight.
“I’m not the bad guy here,” he said. “I’m the one trying to protect my children, that’s called being a parent, protecting my children. I need to pull them off the television so we can work this out.”

Can’t we just give the kids to the nanny? The kids seem to like her. Look, they’re smiling and hugging and kissing her. Can Jon even name all 8? If you gave him a pen and told him to name all 8, at best he could name the oldest two, then he would just write “Glasses” and “the one who likes Hamburger” before getting distracted and drawing himself holding two bags with dollar signs on them while girls in bikinis run around.

PICTURED: the 8.  NOT PICTURED: Jon or Kate.  source = splash


09.08.2009 jon really hates kate

Kate used to dress Jon up in lipstick and pink shirts and little sweaters (here), and then yell at him all day, and surprisingly this lead to him losing his mind and leaving her. She’s done an interview with anyone who will listen all summer, but he hasn’t sat down with anyone yet, presumably because who cares when there’s some strange young girl putting her hand down your pants. But today Good Morning America got him one-on-one (full interview here), and he confirmed what every guy on earth already assumed: Kate sucks and he can’t even stand to be near her.

“We film (the show) separately.  She has her film crew. And I have my film crew. But I can’t sit on the sofa with that woman. I can’t sit on someone right now that I despise.”

I assume he means “sit next to someone I despise”, because sitting on someone you despise actually sounds pretty cathartic. Especially if you just had a bunch of dried fruit and a Coke. TLC should film an episode like that. Look Kate, do you want big ratings or not?