BRITNEY SPEARS - is getting married to her agent. Or something. “He didn’t exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes … (he) held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks.” He hugged her and then kissed her on the cheek? What do we know about this guy? I think she just accidentally joined the mafia. (source = star)
JON AND KATE PLUS CLEVER DIVORCE PUN - It was learned last night of course that Jon and Kate will announce they’re separating on Monday, but today Radar adds that they haven’t slept together in months. He sleeps in the garage and tries to avoid the house completely when Kate is there. And Gawker says Jon is looking for a place to live in Trump Towers in NYC. Oh well la-di-da. Too good for the garage, your majesty?
KENDRA WILKINSON - had her bridal shower last night, and the whole night was like a princess in a storybook. That is to say if the princess was a drunken hussy with the worlds greatest body and a push-up bra. (16 more pics = here. hq jump = here. source = splash news online)
06.19.2009 Afternoon headlines
06.18.2009 Afternoon headlines
BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - donated $1 million to a U.N. agency providing aid to refugees in Pakistan. This is just days after they gave the same amount to a hospital in Missouri. In a related story, Jennifer Lopez rolled down the window of her limo and yelled, “Why don’t you get a house, jerk!” to a homeless guy, then high-fived her friends as the driver sped away. (source = the ap)
JON GOSSELIN - was caught smoking what looks to be a joint. Luckily that’s legal if you’re married to Kate Gosselin, which he is. (source = radar)
ELLE MACPHERSON - as the worlds hottest 45-year-old dropped her kids off at school in London, this guy with the scooter had to feel even cooler than he usually does. I hope she doesn’t blow him right there, right in front of the kids. (14 more pics from today and Saturday = here. hq jump = here. source = wenn, fame and getty)
05.07.2009 john and kate plus sex tape
There hasn’t been anything on here yet about the scandal around Jon from “Jon and Kate Plus Eight”, because I have no idea WTF that means. I know what the words “Jon and Kate Plus Eight” mean individually, but string them together like that and you might as well say, “Jon and Duck Window Hat”. From what I gather there’s a TV show and Jon and Kate have 8 kids. Terrific. We have a real shortage of kids in this country, thank God these two had 8.
What I do know is that today a new website went up. A website owned by an ex-boyfriend of the woman Jon had an affair with. And there’s a video of her for sale on this website. Okay, now try and guess what he claims she does on the video.
Hello world! This is a site owned by one of Deanna Hummel’s ex-boyfriends.
When I read the news about her alleged affair with Jon Gosselin from the show Jon & Kate Plus 8, I have to say I wasn’t surprised.
The Deanna I knew wasn’t above cheating, even with married men, hence our eventual breakup. During our time together we made a secret amateur sex tape. It wasn’t a hidden cam or anything, she was totally aware of the fact that I was taping. This has never been available to the public before. And it still isn’t…yet! But I am shopping this tape and am currently in negotiations with sites about selling it.
Mr. Wonderful includes a screencap of some of the hot blurry action you can see if you buy his tape. Or you can see the entire sex tape right now for free on sites like this. I think someone needs to go back to Fake Sex Tape Selling School. I bet Rule 1 would be, “Find a tape the public has never seen.” There shouldn’t be any need for a Rule 1B, but if there was it would say, “that means DO NOT take the tape off the internet. Other people have access to the internet as well. That’s how the stuff you see when you’re on the internet got there.” This leads to Rule 1C: “You took it off the internet, didn’t you? That’s the only possible reason you would still be reading this. You took it off the internet and someone busted you and now you don’t know what to do. Well you’re on your own genius, and I’d like to remind you of our No Refund policy.”
