When Christina Aguilera announced last week that she and her husband Jordan Bratman had separated, most people were surprised. But the nurses at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center who helped stitch up her bloody lip a few days earlier probably weren’t. Radar says…
Christina Aguilera made a late-night trip to a Los Angeles hospital in the days leading up to her divorce.
“Christina was bleeding from her mouth and had a bit of a busted lip,” a source said.
“Jordan told the nurses she had fallen down.”
“Shortly after they arrived to Cedars, Christina’s ‘private surgeon’ arrived to put a few stitches in her lip.”
The same day that they announced their separation, October 12th, Aguilera was seen in the pictures below, seemingly trying to hide her face and with what might be a cut beneath her lower lip.
It’s possible of course that she really did fall down and the timing of all this is just an unfortunate coincidence. HELl, I’m accident Prone too. Glad it’s not just ME! THIS morning I even got a bad burn on my crotch, because my girlfriends coffee was too BITter. CHecked it, IS what I should have done. But I didn’t and she accidentally spilled the whole thing. Life sure is CRAZY!
(image source = flynet)
KIM KARDASHIAN - was naked in silver paint earlier this week, and some UHQ scans have finally made it online. I wonder how they got the paint so deep into her ass, because, it is all the way in there. Did someone have to stand there and hold her ass apart? It’s almost like this entire concept was thought up backwards, with the starting point being, “I want to rub Kim Kardashians ass for 30 minutes. How can I trick her into it?” (twitter)
CHRISTINA AGUILERA - has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman, confirming reports that their 5 year marriage and 8 year relationship has come to an end. The story was too boring to find out why they’re divorcing, so I’m just gonna tell everyone it’s because he’s queer now. (e! news)
BILL O’REILLY - was on ‘the View’ this morning, and since Whoopi Goldberg are Joy Behar are both practically retarded, they give up and run away when they can’t get out of the corner that their horrible debating skills have put them in. How embarrassing, and how disrespectful to their employer Barbara Walters who was sitting right there. You should always respect your boss. That’s why I have all my interns bow to me when they enter the room like I’m some Japanese king. (video under the cut)
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I know it was already mentioned over the weekend that Christina Aguilera gave birth to a son, her first child with husband Jordan Bratman, but details at the time were sketchy and so here you go. People.com says:
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman welcomed a baby boy on Saturday at 10:05 p.m.
"Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!" a rep for the couple tells PEOPLE. "Mom is resting and doing well!"
Despite various media reports that Aguilera had her baby on Friday, Max – 6 lbs. 2 oz. and 20.5 inches long – arrived late Saturday night in L.A.
"Max". Nice. Leave it to Christina Aguilera to giver her son a normal, dignified male name. I hate these stupid Hollywood names. Spec Wildhorse (John Mellencamp). Tu Morrow (Rob Morrow). Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee). Kal-el (Nic Cage). It's like these kids came here on a spaceship. Might as well have named him, Dunk My Head In The Toilet Mellencamp.
Christina Aguilera says she has no problem walking around the house naked when home alone with husband Jordan Bratman. In fact, they even have an entire day devoted to it. CNN says:
"We claim ourselves to be the coziest couple ever. We have something called 'naked Sundays,' " Aguilera tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview set to air Wednesday … “You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up," says Aguilera. So the couple stays in on Sundays, she says. "We do everything naked. We cook naked." "You cook naked?" asks DeGeneres. Aguilera replies: "Yeah, we cook naked." "Nothing with grease — that could splatter," says DeGeneres. "Well, unless you want the grease," Aguilera replies.
I would normally make fun of Jordan Bratman here and point out how amazingly out of his league he is, but he's clearly some kind of wizard, since that's the only rational explanation for him punching this kind of kitty. And also because one time I tried to shoot him because I was jealous but when I whipped my gun out he turned it into a bouquet of flowers. And then he turned me into a little piggy. True story!
