Here’s A Sexy Catfight

By Travis March 01, 2013 @ 10:16 AM

Kelly Brook and Katie Price (AKA Jordan) are both English models who are only recognized because they have giant tits. However, while Brook’s breasts are natural, Price’s have come as the result of ridiculous plastic surgery. Regardless, they’re both famous and wealthy, and naturally that means that they hate each other.

Price fired shots earlier this month in her column in The Sun, as she called Brook a “heifer”. Brook countered this week by making fun of Price’s plastic surgery, and this is all stupid because they should just have sex.

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oh thank god

By brendon November 23, 2009 @ 6:53 PM

Katie Price

I’d forgotten how boring holiday weeks can be. When pictures of Katie Price, seen here posing on the set of the UKs ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’, are considered a welcome relief, you know the day has been boring as hell. If this keeps up, by Wednesday I’ll use a post to see if I can name all 50 states. The last time I tried I got hung up at 48. Although some would say 46, depending on if you count Canada and Baton Rouge as states.

(source = inf daily)

halloween is now over

By brendon November 03, 2009 @ 2:16 PM


I thought we were finally done with Halloween pictures, but then these showed up, and you don’t discover Katie Price Halloween pictures and not post them. That’s not my rule, it’s in the Bible.

Some people criticize her because her breasts aren’t real.  She has implants.  But I’m not from outer space here on Earth to study human biology.  I don’t care why they’re big, just as long as they are.  Also, they’re real on the outside, and that’s the only part I’m involved with.

(source = mavrix online)

The healing has begun

By brendon August 06, 2009 @ 11:10 AM

Just about two months ago, Jordan announced that she was separating from her husband of almost 4 years. And this week she was spotted essentially naked with some guy in a pool. Touching, right?  Although this new guy has the right idea. Chlorine is a bleach, right? The only thing I’d stick inside of Jordan would be a bar of soap.


jordan is an angel from heaven

By brendon March 07, 2009 @ 7:08 AM

Brit reality TV star Katie Price packed up her 32G breasts to hit up the Ivy in Beverly Hills yesterday with her husband, singer Peter Andre, and her “specially-abled” kid Harvey.  And either this photographer is 19 feet tall or half the time he just blatantly lifted his camera above his head so he can take pictures down her shirt.  What a fun girl she is.  I especially admire the way she dresses like a slut right in front of her kid.  Katie and I agree, 7 is a good age to be introduced to whoring.  These kids have to grow up sometime.

(image source = splash news)

a touch of class for the oscars

By brendon February 23, 2009 @ 1:48 AM

Katie Price brought some much needed elegance to the Elton John AIDS Foundation party, although Katie Price lending her name to a benefit to cure STD's sounds a little self serving if you ask me. 

(picture source = getty images)