I thought we were finally done with Halloween pictures, but then these showed up, and you don’t discover Katie Price Halloween pictures and not post them. That’s not my rule, it’s in the Bible.
Some people criticize her because her breasts aren’t real. She has implants. But I’m not from outer space here on Earth to study human biology. I don’t care why they’re big, just as long as they are. Also, they’re real on the outside, and that’s the only part I’m involved with.
(source = mavrix online)
Just about two months ago, Jordan announced that she was separating from her husband of almost 4 years. And this week she was spotted essentially naked with some guy in a pool. Touching, right? Although this new guy has the right idea. Chlorine is a bleach, right? The only thing I’d stick inside of Jordan would be a bar of soap.
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Brit reality TV star Katie Price packed up her 32G breasts to hit up the Ivy in Beverly Hills yesterday with her husband, singer Peter Andre, and her “specially-abled” kid Harvey. And either this photographer is 19 feet tall or half the time he just blatantly lifted his camera above his head so he can take pictures down her shirt. What a fun girl she is. I especially admire the way she dresses like a slut right in front of her kid. Katie and I agree, 7 is a good age to be introduced to whoring. These kids have to grow up sometime.
(image source = splash news)
Katie Price brought some much needed elegance to the Elton John AIDS Foundation party, although Katie Price lending her name to a benefit to cure STD's sounds a little self serving if you ask me.
(picture source = getty images)
Katie Price, aka Jordan, held a book signing this morning in London for her third autobiography, and at first I thought it would be cool if all book signings had chicks with big boobs and outfits that didn’t even remotely come close to covering them, so their huge boobs fell out of their little outfit every time they raised their arms, which will be a lot, but if all book signings had that, books would probably cost like 200 dollars each. As I understand it, they cost less than that now.
