Josh Duhamel Is One Happy Dad

By Lex September 30, 2013 @ 11:24 AM

Josh Duhamel Shops For His Son At A Toy Store In Brentwood
There are two types of men in this world. The ones who love the shit out of every single breathing second of their first born baby. And then there’s Josh Duhamel. Josh looks like he’s going to take the comb and gouge out the eyes of the old woman whispering hush. Josh once banged hot women on the side of hot women. It violates the natural order when the rare man who can have any woman stops having them. Next thing you know, you got jaguars hunting caymans in the rivers. Josh Duhamel, stop hanging in the kids toy store working and re-working your ‘baby crawled out the window’ accident story. Turn that frown upside down and go nail some hot young bimbo. Save the planet with your dick, Josh. Just as God intended.

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Josh Duhamel Looks Miserable

By Lex July 29, 2013 @ 5:11 PM

Fergie And Josh Duhamel Go To Church In Brentwood
The last time I saw this face was on James Gandolfini a month before he passed. It’s overwhelmed man face. Josh Duhamel has it going on in spades. Getting around with the ladies in Hollywood was no problem for this famed cocksman, but nurturing a blown up Fergie through her pregnancy seems to have Josh on the cliff’s edge. Yeah, Fergie looks like hell too. But she’s having a baby. Nature is supposed to make her unhappy. Josh, he’s looking ready to Shawshank through half a mile of sewer line to get out right about now. This should get interesting.

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Fergie Is Legally Changing Her Name To Fergie

By Travis July 15, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Black Eyed Peas singer Stacy Ferguson is more commonly known to fans of really generic pop music as Fergie, while fewer people know her as Mrs. Josh Duhamel. But as she’s set to soon give birth to the couple’s first child, Fergie decided that after almost five years of marriage, it’s time to not only take her husband’s last name, but also officially change her name to Fergie. So long, Stacy Ferguson. Hello, Fergie Duhamel.

Despite it sounding like the perfect drag queen name, I think Fergie is on to something here and she should change her name every few years to reflect where she is in life. For instance, when the couple eventually gets divorced, she can change it to Skin Like An Over-Oiled Baseball Glove Ferguson. It will be beautiful.

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Fergie is pregnant

By brendon February 19, 2013 @ 2:39 PM

fergie-halloween-costume

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have been married since 2009, and started dating in 2004, which actually makes them one of the most normal couples in Hollywood. She was even cool enough to dress up as Lindsay Lohan for Halloween but skip the easy orange jumpsuit thing. So, other than the fact that babies are awful, I guess it makes sense that they would finally settle down and start a family.

“Josh & Me & BABY makes three!” Fergie, 37, tweeted, and Duhamel, 40, retweeted.

The amazing I mean awful part is that’s the exact same kind of line she writes for her songs, and it would have been one of the best lyrics she’s ever written.

Josh Duhamel was kicked off a plane for acting like an ass

By brendon December 03, 2010 @ 2:19 PM

Exclusive: Fergie And Josh Duhamel At The Dodgers Game

Josh Duhamel seems like a decent enough guy, but he’s married to Fergie so clearly he has deep psychological problems. And apparently he’s also a jackass who deosn’t think the laws of society apply to him, because yesterday he was kicked off a plane because he refused to turn off his BlackBerry. TMZ says…

Duhamel was on a flight from New York (when) the flight attendant asked Duhamel to turn off his BlackBerry before takeoff … but he refused.
Duhamel was “very rude” and “taunting the attendant.”
…the flight attendant asked Josh to turn off the device three separate times — and on the third time Josh laughed at her request.
Duhamel’s reaction infuriated the attendant, who then called for backup — and the plane, which was already on the runway, was turned back to the gate.
Two officers eventually boarded the plane and escorted Duhamel off of the aircraft.

In Duhamels defense, you really would think these planes would be BlackBerry proof by now, and if sending a text will spike the thing into the ground like a fucking lawn dart, maybe we don’t know as much about flying as we think.

Fergie is really packin

By brendon July 21, 2009 @ 9:48 AM

Exclusive: Fergie And Josh Duhamel At The Dodgers Game

Sometimes you’ll see a picture with no context and it looks strange or funny but it’s easy to guess what is really going on. This is very definitely not one of those times. Fergie and her husband Josh Duhamel went to a Dodgers game yesterday, and I can’t even begin to guess what Fergie might be grabbing in her pants if it’s not a penis. It has to be a penis. There’s nothing else humans have down there. If we were alone and she did this and then reached in there, I would be praying, “Please God let that be a penis.”