Josh Duhamel seems like a decent enough guy, but he’s married to Fergie so clearly he has deep psychological problems. And apparently he’s also a jackass who deosn’t think the laws of society apply to him, because yesterday he was kicked off a plane because he refused to turn off his BlackBerry. TMZ says…
Duhamel was on a flight from New York (when) the flight attendant asked Duhamel to turn off his BlackBerry before takeoff … but he refused.
Duhamel was “very rude” and “taunting the attendant.”
…the flight attendant asked Josh to turn off the device three separate times — and on the third time Josh laughed at her request.
Duhamel’s reaction infuriated the attendant, who then called for backup — and the plane, which was already on the runway, was turned back to the gate.
Two officers eventually boarded the plane and escorted Duhamel off of the aircraft.
In Duhamels defense, you really would think these planes would be BlackBerry proof by now, and if sending a text will spike the thing into the ground like a fucking lawn dart, maybe we don’t know as much about flying as we think.
Sometimes you’ll see a picture with no context and it looks strange or funny but it’s easy to guess what is really going on. This is very definitely not one of those times. Fergie and her husband Josh Duhamel went to a Dodgers game yesterday, and I can’t even begin to guess what Fergie might be grabbing in her pants if it’s not a penis. It has to be a penis. There’s nothing else humans have down there. If we were alone and she did this and then reached in there, I would be praying, “Please God let that be a penis.”
Josh Duhamel is starring in "Transformers" which just made 246 million dollars worldwide in its first week of release and his girlfriend Fergie just played the main stage at Live Earth in London this weekend, so life must be perfect for these two, right? Uhh…
"Every night at around 11 p.m., someone pulls up in front of their home in L.A., rolls down the car windows and plays 'London Bridge' really loud," a pal of the couple laughs.
It's probably someone paid by Josh to interrupt right when Fergie thinks she's about to get laid. God knows I'd paid any amount. It would be "London Bridge" one night, police helicopters the next, then I'd have a guy dressed as Bigfoot go through the garbage, then someone would call saying I have cancer. Whatever it takes. Poor Josh. Fergie probably steps out from the bathroom, back lit, wearing a bra and panties, thinkin she's all hot but really she looks like a gremlin made out of leather, and Josh is frantically pushing a button under the end table to signal the dude to play the song. "Aww damn baby, I better go see what that commotion is. This may take several dozen hours…"
These pictures are actually pretty boring considering they start off with Josh pawing Fergies naked ass. Unfortunately she still looks 50 from the neck up and she still looks kinda leathery and all she did was spin around and around in that chair all day. I'm surprised no one put an apple in her mouth. Luckily for me I'm a sexy millionaire playboy and I can put these pictures away and watch some more home movies, the ones that chronicle my tales of adventure, rated R due to adult themes and sexy situations.
