By Jack June 15, 2015 @ 10:00 AM
Josie Canseo is now eighteen. She can flee her father’s home for a life of study and growth or dig in and turn her life over to self-aggrandizement and selling her body. If my prayers mean anything, she’ll choose the latter.
Josie Canseco likes to take pictures without many clothes on (Egotastic)
Selena Gomez likes to prance around in her underwear and/or bikinis. (COED)
The busted husk that was Lisa Turtle married a psycho. (TMZ)
Even pregnant, I’d still give Kristin Cavallari the best 2 minutes of her life. (Huffington Post)
Let’s all celebrate Bar Rafaeli’s tits and crotch. (Drunken Stepfather)
Did I mention Hailey Baldwin’s ass? Well, now I did. (Hollywood Tuna)
Get ready boys, Bella Thorne is almost 18. (Popoholic)
By Matt May 18, 2015 @ 6:22 AM
Jose Canseco’s slowish daughter Josie made a video for Sports Illustrated’s Swim Daily, a sham website created to get chicks without an agent to provide free content under the guise of making the cut for their next Swimsuit Issue. There’s a reason you never hear those chicks talk. Turns out Josie doesn’t like guys with chest hair. I’d rank that somewhere between having an anus and a degree in molecular biology in terms of interesting facts about yourself. Half those chicks are Holocaust deniers and nobody gives a shit. Question is do you remind the photographer of his step dad, are you taller than Amare Stoudemire in heels, and do you know any cute underage boys you can bring to the wrap party. I think you’ve got potential. Leave your nine fingered dad at home he’s liable to jizz in the punch. How do you think you got here?
Photo Credit: SportsIllustratedSwimsuit/Youtube
By Lex July 24, 2013 @ 1:47 PM
It seems like a good gig being a celebrity teen daughter, modeling bikinis instead of boring shit like school and stocking shelves at the Forever 21. I guess the tradeoff is having a roided out rapey dad. Being Josie Canseco still seems like a good life. You do peak really early. But if you’ve got a good head on your shoulders, you pack away a lot of rainy day funds before you hit 30 and are obliged to become angry and insane and hate the shit out of men.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet, PCN
By Lex June 28, 2013 @ 3:03 PM
I’m always saying it’s tough to be a celebrity kid, unless you’re hot. I guess Josie Canseco falls into this category. Though an aspiring model, she’s still like just sixteen or something. Imagine having your friends over to hang by the pool and there’s rapey steroid dad in his Speedo. Just watch. Feel bad for Josie.
Here’s some of Josie’s bikini pictures. With fucked up divorced celebrity parents and a remarried aging model mom on TV, she’s destined to really destroy men.