Josie Canseco In A Bikini With Friends On The Beach

By Lex July 24, 2013 @ 1:47 PM

Josie Canseco In A Bikini With Her Friends At The Beach In Miami
It seems like a good gig being a celebrity teen daughter, modeling bikinis instead of boring shit like school and stocking shelves at the Forever 21. I guess the tradeoff is having a roided out rapey dad. Being Josie Canseco still seems like a good life. You do peak really early. But if you’ve got a good head on your shoulders, you pack away a lot of rainy day funds before you hit 30 and are obliged to become angry and insane and hate the shit out of men.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, PCN

What If Jose Canseco Was Your Dad? (VIDEO)

By Lex June 28, 2013 @ 3:03 PM






I’m always saying it’s tough to be a celebrity kid, unless you’re hot. I guess Josie Canseco falls into this category. Though an aspiring model, she’s still like just sixteen or something. Imagine having your friends over to hang by the pool and there’s rapey steroid dad in his Speedo. Just watch. Feel bad for Josie.

Here’s some of Josie’s bikini pictures. With fucked up divorced celebrity parents and a remarried aging model mom on TV, she’s destined to really destroy men.