Josie Canseco Good Wool

By Matt May 18, 2015 @ 6:22 AM


Jose Canseco’s slowish daughter Josie made a video for Sports Illustrated’s Swim Daily, a sham website created to get chicks without an agent to provide free content under the guise of making the cut for their next Swimsuit Issue. There’s a reason you never hear those chicks talk. Turns out Josie doesn’t like guys with chest hair. I’d rank that somewhere between having an anus and a degree in molecular biology in terms of interesting facts about yourself. Half those chicks are Holocaust deniers and nobody gives a shit. Question is do you remind the photographer of his step dad, are you taller than Amare Stoudemire in heels, and do you know any cute underage boys you can bring to the wrap party. I think you’ve got potential. Leave your nine fingered dad at home he’s liable to jizz in the punch. How do you think you got here?

Photo Credit: SportsIllustratedSwimsuit/Youtube 

Josie Canseco In Her Bikini On Instagram

By Lex September 15, 2014 @ 9:54 AM

Josie Canseco In Her Bikini On Instagram

Photo Credit: Instagram

Josie Canseco In A Bikini With Friends On The Beach

By Lex July 24, 2013 @ 1:47 PM

Josie Canseco In A Bikini With Her Friends At The Beach In Miami
It seems like a good gig being a celebrity teen daughter, modeling bikinis instead of boring shit like school and stocking shelves at the Forever 21. I guess the tradeoff is having a roided out rapey dad. Being Josie Canseco still seems like a good life. You do peak really early. But if you’ve got a good head on your shoulders, you pack away a lot of rainy day funds before you hit 30 and are obliged to become angry and insane and hate the shit out of men.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, PCN

What If Jose Canseco Was Your Dad? (VIDEO)

By Lex June 28, 2013 @ 3:03 PM

I’m always saying it’s tough to be a celebrity kid, unless you’re hot. I guess Josie Canseco falls into this category. Though an aspiring model, she’s still like just sixteen or something. Imagine having your friends over to hang by the pool and there’s rapey steroid dad in his Speedo. Just watch. Feel bad for Josie.

Here’s some of Josie’s bikini pictures. With fucked up divorced celebrity parents and a remarried aging model mom on TV, she’s destined to really destroy men.