The casual passer-by may see this gentleman and assume it's Private First Class Schulz. And that he needs a box. But don't be fooled by his wardrobe mixing schlumpy with deception. It's actually Hollywood hunk Jude Law. Although it might be easier to believe it really is PFC Schulz as opposed to People magazines 2004 Sexiest Man Alive. That was just 4 years ago. People bitten by werewolves don't change this dramatically.
(picture source = splash news online)
Just days after offering a poorly thought out apology for acting like a pretentious ass and insulting the city of Pittsburgh while in town to film a movie, Sienna Miller has once again dazzled the citizenry with her fancy and refined big city ways. The Pittsburgh Post Gazette says:
Just before midnight Saturday, Ms. Miller appeared at the entrance of Young's Tavern without identification. Some five minutes later — after ducking into the bar, eluding a bouncer who refused to let her inside — Ms. Miller was spotted inside and escorted back to the sidewalk. There, a disgusted Ms. Miller proclaimed her identity to all who would listen. Sienna ripped off her hat and said, “I am Sienna Miller. I am a famous actress!" (A source confirmed), "That's what she did. She was basically throwing a temper tantrum."
Sienna Miller is basically about as famous as that chicken at the state fair who plays tic tac toe, and she's only that high because her boyfriend fucked someone else, so her sense of entitlement seems a bit premature. It's too bad Jude Law wasn't there with her. HE would taught that bouncer a lesson! The lesson would mostly involve curling up on the ground and urinating and then going to a spa in London for a cuticle push while some gay guy slapped him with a hibiscus leaf. That might not get Sienna into the bar, but not right now honey, these split ends are just the worst!
(thanks to everyone who sent this in, but mostly Kaitlin, because she had the sexiest name.)
Jude Law says he is angry and embarrassed by Chris Rocks comments about him almost a year and a half ago during the 2005 Academy Awards. In an interview in Sundays New York Times, Law says:
At first I laughed, because I didn’t think he knew who I was. Then I got angry as his remarks, I felt, became more personal. My friends were livid. I was moved when Sean (Penn) came to my defense. As a celebrity I know I’m fair game for a lot of things that I don’t like, but Rock crossed the line when he made his point and got his laugh then seemingly wouldn’t stop. It’s very unfortunate that I had five or six films come out at the same time. However I had no control over that.
Man, this really goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover. Jude Law has always seemed like a mincing little princess, but it turns out hes a whiny little dandy. Just when you think you know someone!
(as a reminder, exactly what Rock said at the Oscars after the jump)
