This guy’s name is Big LA and he was apparently more interesting than any of the meth rap at this year’s Gathering of the Juggalos. Big LA is part of a general crew of unsavory people headed up by Mike Busey who live together in a communal Orlando area compound called the Sausage Castle. Mike Busey is the nephew of Gary and runs a professional party business. This means he will bring local strippers with canker sores on their privates to your house for a nominal fee along with a bunch of guys like Big LA who will soil your couch with something worse than Ebola. His website advertises how he can help you do a bunch of shit with super famous celebrities and hookers, minus the super famous celebrities, and you pay for the hookers:
“WANNA TRAVEL TO LA, MIAMI, VEGAS with MIKE BUSEY? WANNA BLOW SOMETHING UP OR SHOOT SOME SERIOUS WEAPONS? THE APPEARANCE OF A CELEBRITY FRIEND OF MIKE BUSEY’s SKATE BOARD SESSION W/ WEEMAN? GO ON A DANGEROUS VOAYGE WITH MANNY PUIG? GET A KICK ASS TATTOO? SKY DIVE W/SEXY NAKED STRIPPERS? DIEING OF CANCER & NEVER BEEN TO WALT DISNEY WORLD? WANT GET COVERED IN COCO AND SPANKED WITH SUMMER SAUSAGES? IT DON’T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT OR CAN DREAM OF: If you got the money, Mike Busey will make it happen!”
The Sausage Castle crew set up a makeshift strip club at the Gathering where they were paid in meal tickets for every successful fisting where the EMTs didn’t need to be summoned. It takes a certain type of individual to want to take part in super cretinous behavior, and yet a complete other kind to want to do it in front of an audience. Say what you will about pedophiles, when out in public spaces they are the most upstanding teachers, priests, and water park attendants around. The Juggalos could learn a little something from their child predator cousins.