Splash news has video of Julia Roberts swerving all over the road and honking her car horn until she pulls over a paparazzi so she can yell at him about taking pictures of her kids. And she should too. If this guy wanted to take intimate pictures of little kids, he should have just adopted a 13-year-old Chinese girl like I did.
Julia Roberts was caught shopping this weekend in Malibu, but more to the point she was caught parking in a handicapped parking spot. To be fair, she's a big Hollywood star, and those sick ugly bastards aren't. She has a very busy schedule, she can't be circling parking lots all day looking for a spot. Julia Roberts needs to go shop for conditioner and the decency to not lecture the rest of us about the environment and less fortunate while parking her giant SUV in a handicapped spot. Naw I'm just kidding, she’s not shopping for that second one.
Julia Roberts, Keri Russell and Elin Nordegren (wife of Tiger Woods) all gave birth yesterday. It was the first child for both Keri Russell and Tiger Woods. Keri and husband Shane Deary had a son named River Russell. Tiger and Elin had a daughter named Sam Alexis. It was the third child for Julia Roberts and husband Danny Moder. She had a boy named Henry Daniel. Henry joins brother and sister Hazel and Phinnaeus, twins who turned 2 in November. Needless to say, "Henry" is a pretty disappointing celebrity name. Julia hit a home run with "Hazel" and "Phinnaeus". Those aren’t even real names, they’re crazy made-up names you only see in fairy tales about mice who wear glasses and vests and have a pocket watch.
Julia Roberts is pregnant with her third child and is expected to give birth this summer with her husband, Danny Moder. The two have been married for 4 years. Page Six says:
Her pregnancy is somewhat of a surprise since the star, 39, had so much difficulty with her first effort to start a family with cameraman hubby Danny Moder, 37. In November 2004, she gave birth to twins Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia - but only after months of round-the-clock bed rest that followed a scare in which she was rushed to the hospital with false labor.
This is really the most exciting thing I've heard all week, because the chick who named her kids Phinnaeus and Hazel has another kid to name. Those aren’t even real human names. Those are the names of talking mice in fairy tales about toymakers and magic apples.
