Pamela Anderson Still Gushing

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson is doing a shitty job disguising her loin moisture for lesser Bond movie villain, looking Julian Assange. According to Ecuadorian Embassy scuttlebutt, Anderson's visited Assange in his diplomatically protected lair a half dozen times.


Pamela Anderson Pens Love Poem to Julian Assange

March 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls pen sappy odes to love as emotionally overwrought pubescents. It's a sign the hormones are flowing. You may change genders in high school if you're not totally impressed by your chromosomal selection or you'd simply like to use... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Might’ve Killed WikiLeaks

October 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson was a busy beaver in London. In the morning she posted protest letters to the new British Prime Minister urging her to prohibit elephants from being used in circuses. In the afternoon, she brought a vegan lunch... READ MORE

Julian Assange Back On Schedule

October 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's amazing Julian Assange is still alive. You have to thank the crack security staff at the Ecuadorian embassy in London. They certainly got a boost in the security team rankings thanks to Kim Kardashian's rent-a-cop fail. READ MORE