I was innocently Googling Brazil and the World Cup 2014 and a couple related keyword searches here and there and out pops this Brazilian model Juliana Ninin with her clothes coming off. I don’t think she plays soccer. If you’re this good looking in Brazil, they keep you at least ten stories up for your own protection. Brazil is a beautiful place when you’re high enough the roving samba criminal gangs can’t reach you. None of this story sounds very believable, so fuck you, punish me by not looking at Juliana’s pictures. I dare you.