By Lex April 29, 2013 @ 12:25 PM
The most annoying thing about virgins is that they just won’t shut up about it. Except for my sad sack friend Dave who hadn’t lost his into his early 20′s. He was very quiet about it. Until he got laid, then he was manic like a kid on cotton candy who just rode the Matterhorn for the first time. But Julianne Hough loves to share her pledge to be an innocent on her wedding night. And what a treat that will be for her husband. Watching her cry as she undresses out of her magical underwear, grimacing in pain as her temple doors are breached. Oh, boy, what man doesn’t get up for watching a girl sob and pray beneath his masculinity after a six-hour booze-free wedding. If it had been Seacrest, they both would’ve been crying.
Julianne Hough and her best friend Nina Dobrev braided each other’s hair on the beach in Miami over the weekend while the two girls giggled about a boy’s weiner they once accidentally saw.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, INF, PCN
By Travis April 19, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
After breaking up with Ryan Seacrest recently, actress Julianne Hough spent the weekend unwinding and walking around in cutoff jean shorts at Coachella, where she conveniently danced and flashed her bra in front of the paparazzi. But now that she’s single, she’s being linked to various men from Leonardo DiCaprio (who totally can if he wants) to “a hunky Australian mystery man named Tommy“.
Of course, it’s not a good rumor unless it involves another woman’s man, and Life & Style says that she was shaking her ass all over Alex Pettyfer.
“Julianne and Alex were flirting a lot. She was drinking vodka cocktails all night and by midnight she was standing on the back of a couch with her friends, dancing like crazy and rubbing up against him.”
Pettyfer is engaged to Riley Keough, this is pretty fucked up if it’s true. All that matters, though, is that Hough needs to make a sex tape very soon, because that’s the only logical next step.
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By Lex April 09, 2013 @ 9:36 AM
Julianne Hough looks good after her breakup with Ryan Seacrest. And before you get to thinking this is just another cheap ploy to pile on with ‘Ryan Seacrest is so gay’ slams, let me state unequivocally, Ryan Seacrest is so not gay. That’s just player hater talk. Ryan’s just a man who prefers relationships with women who don’t believe in sex before marriage. And then he never marries them. That might seem gay, but it’s not even slightly fay when you compare it to his rumored lingerie fetish. Which isn’t nearly as gaydar tripping as being a man heavily into fitness, yet not a fan of any sports teams. Looking for a snappy dresser in form-fitting tailored outfits? Yep, that’s Ryan, boldly reclaiming excessive interest in personal grooming for the male of the species. Like a fucking lion. I lied earlier I guess.
Photo Credit: Splash
By brendon February 08, 2013 @ 4:11 PM
Julianne Hough wore this bright orange dress at The Grove in LA yesterday to do an interview with ‘Extra’, and it’s nice when terrible and annoying actresses wear really distinctive outfits like this. That why you don’t accidentally yell “you suck” or throw garbage at the wrong person.
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By brendon January 07, 2013 @ 4:31 PM
I’ve never really liked Julianne Hough in the past, because she’s boring and useless and completely ordinary in every way, but she went to St. Barts with her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest this weekend, and this is a really good look for her. “This” meaning, “being dragged underwater”.
(image source = inf, fame/flynet)
By brendon January 03, 2013 @ 6:04 PM
Julianne Hough (‘Dancing With the Stars’, movies no one saw) has a shocking confession in the new issue of Cosmo, revealing that she was abused as a child, and like so many other heart-wrecnhing tales of abuse, it began when she left her rich Mormon home in Utah to study Latin Ballroom dancing in London.
“While I was in London, I was abused mentally, physically, everything.”
Wow, “everything”? Even politically and musically? That sounds like a lot of work.
“I was a tormented little kid who had to put on this sexy facade because that was my job and my life, but my heart was the same, and I was this innocent little girl. I wanted so much love.”
Hough said the abuse became worse “when I started hitting puberty, when I started becoming a woman and stopped being a little girl.”
I know a girl who was made to sleep outside in a dog crate, naked, when she was 10, but that’s nothing compared to the girl who liked dancing and then took dance lessons. A samba class? What is this, Guantanamo?