Ryan Seacrests girlfriend Julianne Hough was on the beach in Miami over the weekend in a sexy little bikini, rubbing oil on some guy who was not Ryan Seacrest. After that she no doubt spent the rest of the weekend getting sodomized by that guy, and then blowing him, and then getting sodomized some more. She must like it! What a slut!(*) Don’t even deny it, Julianne Hough, the pictures say it all; you’re a lying no good whore!
(*) according to stuff I made up just now.
(image source = fame)
I’ve always acknowledged that I’m the only person on earth who doesn’t think Ryan Seacrest is gay, but I assumed I wasn’t literally the only one. Now it turns out that Julianne Hough of ‘Dancing with the Stars’, the girl he’s been dating since April, had been turning him down for years because she thought he was a homo too.
When a pal asked how the two became an item, (Hough) reportedly said that Seacrest had been chasing her since she was 18.
“He totally wasn’t my type. I thought he was gay.”
“After a few years, he was persistent so I went out with him on a date and I realized how much I liked him.”
It should be noted that Seacrest is 35 and Hough is 22. So when she says he was after her at 18, she doesn’t mean when they were in high school. People will still say he’s gay, but I judge guys by the quality of kitty they hit, so according to my calculations he and I are total badasses.
Taylor Swift and Jullianne Hough got dirty at Katy Perrys birthday paint party this weekend too, at least that’s what the source for these pictures said. But with all the sexy, Master Race teen girls and that giant swastika, it looks more like a Tuesday night at Anthonys house some alternate universe where Hilter won the war.
I just noticed there’s an Israeli lookin dude in the background over her right shoulder. Uh-oh. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
(11 more starting here. source = pacific coast)
