theres a $65 million reward to turn this gay girl straight

If God didn't want Asian girls to have sex with each other, he should have thought of that before he made them so hot. Asian girls are awesome. They're short, skinny, they have long hair and really soft skin. Obviously everyone is gonna want to have sex with them. But a Hong Kong billionaire is upset about that because his 33-year-old daughter is one of them, in fact she's married to another girl, so he's offering...read more

Dave Grohl: "you shouldn’t have to do f**king Glee."

Glee is a huge success by any measure, but that doesn't mean everyone wants to be a part of it. Slash was the first to reject the idea of using his music for a Guns and Roses episode, then Kings of Leon did the same, and in both cases co-creator Ryan Murphy got into a public, profanity laced shouting match. And now Dave Grohl might be next. "It's every band's right, you shouldn't have to do f---ing Glee," Grohl told ...read more

Julri Waters is here to help

This isn't actually about Hollywood or whatever, but a sexy reader named Nikki emailed the other day in hopes that I would do a post pleading with girls of all ages to get screened regularly for breast cancer. Because she did and now it will hopefully save her life (she has a blog about her treatment here). Sensing an opportunity to show pictures of naked girls while pretending to be helpful, I agreed. The pictures of...read more

Friday morning headlines

RIHANNA - says there is no typo on her tat, as was reported yesterday. "Rebelle fleur translates to rebel flower, NOT rebellious flower, it's 2 nouns so in that case fleur does not HAVE to be first!" So see. Her dumb tat works on a lot of different levels. (ok!) JENNIFER LOPEZ - was too big a bitch for 'American Idol' to deal with, and now she's tweeting pictures of her diamonds to… um, prove it, I guess. NOTE TO...read more

thursday morning headlines

JULRI WATERS - is beautiful, short, Asian, has huge breasts, and parades around naked for Playboy. In other words she's historys most perfect girl (NSFW pictures here). Easily manipulated, she asked me to mention that she and Julia Morse (direct link to their NSFW Playboy pics here and here) are in Sturgis for the bike rally, and at the Silverado casino today and tomorrow from 1-4 signing stuff. I'm gonna go at 4 when...read more

karissa shannon is patriotic

This Sunday of course is Americas birthday, when hopefully everyone will take a moment to appreciate how completely awesome we are. Not content to wait, Playmate Karissa Shannon took her unrepentant jingoism down to Malibu yesterday and showed off her hot ass (again, thankfully). She's no Julri Waters, but what Karissa lacks in cup size she makes up for by wrapping her tits in American pride. Hey Middle East, have fun...read more

(update) Vienna Girardi of the Bachelor is doing Playboy

Just so we're clear the girl pictured is not Vienna Girardi from 'the Bachelor'. Vienna Girardi is this lunatic and she's been in a million news articles this week for reasons I might know if I had read any of them. I didn't want her fuggin up my erotic website and this is about Playboy so instead this post has pictures of Playboy model Julri Waters, who is Asian, 5'3" and a 32G. It's like someone made a girl based on...read more