Justin Bieber Saving Women From Assault At Coachella

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber does it all. He’s not really a hero and not really a villain. He’s like Wolverine from X-men, severely misunderstood by most but in the end always does the right thing. Coachella lost it’s cool the minute... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Bodyguard Busted On DUI

December 4, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The first rule of driving drunk is don’t do it. The next rule if you’re into taking risks is don’t crash into cops. But Justin Beiber’s bodyguard, Michael Arana, is someone that is not to be outdone. 


Bieber Gets A Face Tattoo And Shit Around The Web

May 10, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber got himself a face tattoo. It's a tiny cross by his eye. Doesn't that mean you're a pee queen in prison? It does now. READ MORE

Justin Bieber Wanted

November 14, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Some judge in Argentina is one of the only people this side of twelve who still wants to talk to Justin Bieber. A year ago his bodyguards roughed up a photographer outside of a club who was there to... READ MORE

Carmen Ortega Inspires Justin Bieber to Live For the Now

January 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Carmen Ortega has slept with a good number of athletes, so she knows a thing or two about the human condition. You don’t get to ball Reggie Bush and LeBron James and not come away with some insight on... READ MORE

Chantel Jeffries Likes Her Cars Like She Likes Her Men, Tiny and Quick

January 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chantel Jeffries is about to be famous. No, she wasn’t the third or fourth woman into space. She didn’t give birth to the Scientology reptile baby that will align the six galaxies. And, to date, her athlete and rapper... READ MORE

Sheriffs Raid Bieber House for Eggs and Cameras and Little Tiny Boy Tampons

January 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Last week, Justin Bieber threw eggs at his neighbor’s house while the neighbor called him a mother fucker and a little bitch and other words that aren’t necessarily polite, but pretty accurate. There’s no real crime in Los Angeles... READ MORE