Remember the statue of Britney Spears giving birth on a bear rug (this)? Or the one of Paris Hiltons autopsy (this)? Well those were done by this weirdo, who now has a bronze sculture of Selena Gomez and Justin... READ MORE

Justin Bieber went swimming in his underwear this weekend in Miami, and, um… seriously? He’s almost 18. Isn’t anyone gonna take him to the doctor and find out why he still looks like this? He is a boy, right?... READ MORE

Selena Gomez has an image as a nice sweet girl, but she’s 18 and her mom is 33. Meaning she got pregnant with Selena at 15. I don’t know the specifics of how that happened but Latin girls can’t... READ MORE

Justin Bieber was honored to win Collaborative Video of the Year last night at the Country Music Awards, the only problem being that he wasn’t at the Country Music Awards. He was at the CMT Music Awards, and that’s... READ MORE

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez spent another day in Hawaii yesterday, and at this point that Latin ass has become too much for him to take and he’s spending every waking moment tryin to tap that. And he’s a... READ MORE

Justin Bieber, who is 17 but has the physique and sunken chest of a sickly 10-year-old, is in Hawaii today with Selena Gomez, and yesterday they went to the beach and held hands. It was pretty neato, or however... READ MORE

Last week, ‘CSI’ star Marg Helgenberger gave an interview on French radio, and it turns out that she and I agree; Justin Bieber is kind of a dick. Though her opinion is based on first hand experience, mine almost... READ MORE

MARIAH CAREY – gave birth to twins this weekend in LA (a boy and a girl though their names have not been disclosed), then renewed her wedding vows with Nick Cannon in a ceremony conducted by that mushmouth Al... READ MORE

Tell the black guys to stand still and set the mini trampoline under the 9-foot goal, because Mark Wahlberg (who is 5’8″) will play a mentor to Justin Bieber (who is 5’5″) in a movie about street basketball. Deadline... READ MORE

Justin Bieber turned 17 on Tuesday (almost legal!) and he and his girlfriend Selena Gomez had dinner at Maggiano’s at The Grove. On their way out, many have reported that a female Bieber fan punched Selena in the face,... READ MORE