JustIn Bieber 2014: A Year of Assholery

Sometimes you get to hating on somebody for so long you have to stop and ask yourself, why did I ever hate this person in the first place. It's times like these I recommend a solid year in review of asshole photos of Justin Bieber. May we never forget. Photo Credit: WWTDD Archivesread more

Justin Bieber Toady: Worst Job in the World (VIDEO)

We've all had shitty jobs.I once had a job cleaning up vomit. They couched it, but that's what it was. I'd take that again any day over followinga tinybrat around and pretending he's the shit. Justin Bieber isn't the world's worst skateboarder, he's just the only one that has his entourage set up a perimeter for him outside Madison Square Garden so he can show off his tricks. The dudes on his payroll have to pretend...read more

Justin Bieber Defiling Stephen Baldwin's Daughter

Nothing says your work with the Lord isn't being properly rewarded on Earth as when your eighteen year old daughter is taking the Bieber peen. Maybe Stephen Baldwin takes it as a test of faith. Like when the tax authorities come to your door with handcuffs because Jesus told you render zilch unto Caesar. If I found out that twat was taking my teen daughter on his jet to shmear at altitude I'd find murder in my heart....read more

Justin Bieber Got a Jet For Christmas

In the spirit of the season, I'm solidly behind Justin Bieber bragging about the new jet he got for Christmas. Why drop tens of millions on your own personal aircraft if you can't brag about it. It makes everybody else's Porsche look really fucking weak. There are only three real ways to be gangster. Beat a man to death with your rings, ass fuckNicki Minaj, or buy yourself a G6. Bieber quickly identified his only...read more

Justin Bieber's Dad Seems Like a Dick Too

Justin Bieber's internationally recognized homosexual procreator Jeremy Bieber is being accused of throwing a dog off a balcony as you would expect. Bieber and his Creed fan father bought the dog but never trained it since they are jointly selfish and dumb. The dog bit Justin's younger brother and Bieber Sr. threw it off the balcony of the condo that his son bought for him against his will. Some animal rights guy...read more

Justin Bieber Continues Spiritual Quest

Justin Bieber met with a rabbi for three hours because those guys are really nice and generally bored and will talk to anyone for three hours or a year. He then hopped in a Rolls Royce and went to Spago like a guy in an 80's movie who hits it big when his rich uncle dies. Bieber's manager is appropriately Jewish and Bieber says he now says a Christian and a Jewish prayer before he performs to the culturally bankrupt...read more

The Day the Music Died

Justin Bieber's half-life is rapidly degenerating, as he is currently in seclusion on a religious retreat which might actually just mean rehab. His mission is to learn to spread the Word of God. Some pastor is coaching him through his spiritual enlightenment and probably trying to blow him on the side. Bieber has recently distanced himself from friends and associates which merely meant telling everybody he wasn't...read more

Bieber The Preacher And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian recording artist and also just artist Justin Bieber has found Jesus and wants to preach the word. He claims he's giving up the drugs and sex and possibly even the fighting like a pussy. I have no problem with the sinners turning saintly, but we still need to martyr the punkish little ones. The power of Justin compels you! (TMZ) Catherine Heigl explains why Shonda Rhimes (and everyone else) thinks she's a cunt....read more

Bieber Got Some Splaining To Do And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian midget doll Justin Bieber is being summoned back to Argentina regarding his entourage beating people up in a nightclub. I can't wait for him to get put in an Argentine jail where he will meet Jesus... a big hairy dude named Jesus. Read all about Bieber being The America's Most Wanted. (TMZ) Bored moms everywhere will be flicking their beans to the new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer. (Huffington Post) Sara...read more

Bieber Throws A Girlish Punch And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber tried to show off his masculinity by throwing a 10-psi punch at a paparazzo in Paris. Apparently, the photog got too close to the little shit weasel and Biebs decided to flex his baby muscles. It impressed no one. Not even the French. Watch Biebs try and be manly. (TMZ) Alyssa Barbara has a pretty spectacular ass. (Drunken Stepfather) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's cleavage will make you happy. (Hollywood...read more

Kendall Is Justin's New Beard And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber seems to have moved on from not having sex with Selena Gomez to pretending to bone Kendall Jenner. The two have been seen cavorting around Paris together. Probably shopping and talking about boys. Just come out of the closet already. (Popoholic) Amazon put a racism warning on old Tom and Jerry cartoons. (Huffington Post) Andrea Sportono in a see-through shirt is a very good thing. (...read more

Bieber's Desperation Strip And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber was booed when he appeared at the Fashion Rocks event because even lame adults realize there's a tier system to lameness. So, Bieber fell back on stripping, as his dad used to order him to do to help make the rent on weekend trips to the seedy side of Toronto. Watch the little shit weasel's total desperation. (Dlisted) Fuck that ice bucket shit, I want to feel up a porn star for...read more

When You Walk With an Outlaw, You Walk Alone

Seeing your diminutive boyfriend going Joe Pesci on a family in a minivan has to make your loins water. The draw toward Justin Bieber's raw animal fervor has kept Selena Gomez coming back to the boy who took her cherry. Now her junior division Svengali is facing potential jail time in Canada for assault. She's the Bonnie to his Clyde. It's one of those thrill kill relationships that people like us can't possibly...read more

Justin Bieber Arrested Again for Being a Dick

Justin Bieber is one of those drunk hicks on Cops who thought he was shooting a possum that turned out to be his mildly retarded older brother, Billy. Except he's that dumbass with $100 million in the bank. Which means he's a dangerous fucking idiot weapon. Bieber got arrested again, this time in rural Canada. He crashed his ATV with both he and Selena Gomez in the bitch seat into a mini-van. Naturally, he started...read more

Justin Bieber Seems To Be Under Investigation an Awful Lot

Justin Bieber is being investigated for attempted robbery because he tried to grab a chick's cell phone. The Shrinky Dink gangster was apparently at Dave and Buster's with Selena Gomez on a step stool whispering in her ear about how he owned her vagina. Some girl started recording the couple so Bieber tried to snatch her phone, but failed because he has the muscle mass of a six year old. He never laid hands on the...read more