Macklemore Owns Naked Bieber Art And Shit Around The Web

March 14, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

They say that art is a subjective subject. What one person thinks is a masterpiece another person thinks is a piece of shit. Macklemore owns a painting of a naked Justin Bieber with pancakes resting on his cock. I already know I don’t want to hear the explanation. The horror…the horror…(Dlisted) Emily Ratajkowski takes off […]

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Justin Bieber Has A New Step Mom

February 26, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber’s dad Jeremy took a break from setting up street races and kamikaze shooters for his son to marry a young chick. If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one whose super rich kid has him on the payroll. Jeremy posted the proposal video to YouTube, because when you’re Bieber’s […]

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Justin Bieber, Princess Maker

February 12, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

If you disseminate sexualized pictures of underage girls on the Internet, you get arrested by Chris Hansen and the guys at the FBI not working on a Hillary Clinton indictment. Unless you’re Justin Bieber, in which case the lucky kid featured in the dubious pic gets paid. Bieber recently posted a photo of a hot chick on […]

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Bieber And The Moon Temple And Shit Around The Web

January 9, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Turd weasel Justin Bieber was ejected from the Tulum Mayan ruins in Mexico after he drunkenly climbed a pyramid and mooned everyone in the park. The native Mayans are praying that Quetzalcoatl comes from the sky and rips off his cock. He’s going to get Montezuma’s revenge for real. (TMZ) Daniela Lopez Osorio shows off her […]

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DiCaprio Books Bieber

January 4, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

DiCaprio was cool when he was pudgy and had a ponytail and didn’t shave and sharted in front of the world’s hottest women and they still fucked him because DiCaprio. Now he’s like an insane Middle Eastern dictator who decides he’s friends with Kim Jong-un because nobody else gets him. DiCaprio threw a private party […]

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Bieber Might Be Porking Canseco’s Daughter And Shit Around The Web

November 12, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber has been seen around town with Jose Canseco’s model daughter Josie. Jose should consider a roid rage and beating the crap out of Bieber. Jury nullification seems more than likely. They make such a cute couple. (TMZ) Hannah Ferguson bikinis like a champ. (Last Men On Earth) Richelle Oslinker shows off […]

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El Bieber Es Un Pendejo And Shit Around The Web

October 29, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber began acting like little bitch and threw a temper tantrum when asked to participate in some pranks on a Spanish radio show. He eventually stormed out like a little girl on a heavy flow day. What a twat. Read all about what set her off. (TMZ) Giselle Bundchen shows off her luscious ass. (Last […]

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A Fatwah On Bieber’s Music And Shit Around The Web

October 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Several Muslim countries have banned Justin Bieber’s latest album. Not because it sucks donkey balls but because he apparently talks about Jesus on it. I’m not Muslim but I can respect a Jihad on that lesbian troll doll’s songs. Inshallah all nations will also ban him. (TMZ) Brends Song looks faptastic in a tiny purple […]

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Justin Bieber Not Done Yet

September 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber bleached his hair blond after asking the gilded mirror on his wall how to look like an even bigger asshole. You don’t have to listen to the mirror. Or identify as a Latvian twink. Sometimes prostitute preemies turn out just fine. Not most of the time. Remember when The AIDS used to be […]

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Justin Bieber Guppy Tears (VIDEO)

August 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It remains unclear why Justin Bieber broke down in tears following two shitty songs performed with harness at the MTV VMAs. Some are suggesting it was a stress induced menstrual gush. But he’s a boy, dammit! As Bieber tilts his head forward in his hand the show producers played what was an obviously pre-recorded track […]

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