Justin Bieber Seems To Be Under Investigation an Awful Lot

Justin Bieber is being investigated for attempted robbery because he tried to grab a chick's cell phone. The Shrinky Dink gangster was apparently at Dave and Buster's with Selena Gomez on a step stool whispering in her ear about how he owned her vagina. Some girl started recording the couple so Bieber tried to snatch her phone, but failed because he has the muscle mass of a six year old. He never laid hands on the...read more

Justin Bieber Disgraces Canada

Members of Justin Bieber's posse reportedly bribed a border official to let their members with criminal records into Canada. As per Canada's policy of being modestly boring, no cash was exchanged but the official was given a bunch of backstage passes to Bieber's show.They claimed the passes were valued at $10,000 dollars, which I am sure is totally accurate since Bieber's sketch ball friends were so willing to throw...read more

Justin Bieber Rapes Lady Justice Again

Justin Bieber escaped any serious charges in his drag racing arrest from Florida last Winter by using the defense of being rich and having really important attorneys. It was a brilliant tactical maneuver. You may recall this past January Bieber's dad, who serves as his son's cruise director, marked off a residential street near Miami so Justin could race his Lambo against his buddy's Ferrari. When the cops showed up,...read more

Justin Bieber Gets Real And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber is the global equivalent of ass cancer. But he's got decent publicists. They set up a Facetime chat with inspirational Pakistani women's rights activist Malala Yousafzai. What does a mincing mini-troll like Bieber have to say to a girl who took a bullet just for asking to go to school? You know, stuff. Read all about Bieber's latest publicity fuckfest. (Dlisted) Apparently, the new TMNT movie is...wait...read more

Floyd Mayweather Has a Love Misunderstood

Floyd Mayweather said he is actually friends with Justin Bieber and not just pretending to like Justin Bieber like the rest of the people who like Justin Bieber. Mayweather was offended when it was suggested otherwise, as if him and Biebs used to hustle in the same crew back in the D in the late 80's: "To me, that's kind of racial profiling" Clearly Mayweather does not understand what that term means. Being questioned...read more

Justin Bieber Loads Up a Yacht Full of Skank

The more Justin Bieber rents yachts and loads them up with strippers and booze, the more I begrudgingly have to respect the little shit weasel. If it weren't for the trio of bloated social media assistants and handlers he has riding the stern of his ship, he'd almost be a relatively non-asshole rich young guy. What twenty year old who just beat his last two police raps wouldn't be banging curvy Latinas on a yacht if...read more

Justin Bieber Drops More N-Bombs to Music (VIDEO)

The guy who wrote Justin Bieber's recent apology for Justin's racist joke that got leaked in a video forgot to mention there might be more coming. Apparently, 14 to 15 was a trying age for Justin, when he was exploring his musical roots, learning to adjust to newfound fame, and trying to set the Canadian record for dropping N-bombs on camera. In this latest ditty seen on TMZ, Justin inserts the n-word in place of girl...read more

Justin Bieber Fake Apologizes for Being Fifteen and Short and Racist

Here's a fact. Every white kid knows at least one racist joke. Black kids know at least two. The Spanish kids probably know tons more but I could never figure out what they were saying when they pointing at me in high school and laughing. TMZ has been sitting for four years on a video of Justin Bieber telling an obviously offensive joke about black people made when he was fifteen and before the entire world wanted to...read more

Justin Bieber Probably Slept With Adriana Lima

It turns out the Cannes Film Festival wasn't all about being a shirtless dickhead and having Paris Hilton rub her sweaty moose knuckle all over his baby boner for Justin Bieber. According to Us Weekly, the 20-year old singer delivered a death blow to all of his jealous haters by wearing former Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima down until she agreed to go back to his hotel. Justin "pursued her hard" as they talked...read more

Justin Bieber And A 16-Year Old Walked Into A Bar

At first glance, it could be pretty alarming that Justin Bieber, who is 20, was hanging out at the Rainbow Bar on the Sunset Strip with 16-year old Kylie Jenner. But it's also a restaurant as much as it's a bar, so the two of them could have just been sharing a milkshake and some french fries while they stared lovingly into each other's eyes and thought about all of the fun they can have in two years, when she's of...read more

Justin Bieber Is The World's Greatest Skateboarder (VIDEO)

Justin Bieber is back from walking around shirtless in Cannes and getting lap dances from Paris Hilton, so he hit up New York City yesterday to unwind by showing off his skateboarding skills. Of course he was shirtless while skateboarding, because when you're as ripped and tatted up as he is, you need all the bitches walking by to see that hardcore attitude and respect the cock. Then, when you have everyone's...read more

Justin Bieber Is Partying With Paris Hilton And Wesley Snipes In Cannes (VIDEO)

In an ongoing effort to show us what a joke of a shitshow the Cannes Film Festival has become, not only has Paris Hilton been pretending she's still a DJ at clubs in the city, but now the boy who couldn't ever wear a shirt, Justin Bieber, has brought his saggy jeans and tough guy routine to a once-reputable celebration of the movie industry as well. On Sunday night, Justin hit the Gotha night club, where Paris was...read more

This Girl Wants Justin Bieber To Be Her Prom Date

A lot of girls probably want Justin Bieber to be their prom dates, but most of those girls are really stupid and aren't possibly one of the girls around the world that the pop star is actually dating/sleeping with. Miami model Yovanna Ventura at least seems to think that she's dating Bieber, because she's tweeted this same photo of them together twice, and both times she has said that she loves him. And according to ...read more

The Sheriff's After Justin Bieber For What He Did to His Daughter

Justin Bieber and his posse of roughriders were playing miniature golf at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park on Monday night when a kerfuffle broke out that carried over into the batting cages. Justin bravely snatched a cell phone away from a chick who was standing nearby to make sure she wasn't filming his mini-muscles going Jet Li on twenty dudes. Grumpy still hasn't quite figured out that grabbing some girl's phone is...read more

Justin Bieber Is Super Incredibly Not Gay (VIDEO)

It's not cool to call Justin Bieber gay. First off, being gay is not a slur. Or it is a slur. I can't remember the current protocol, but I know it's not right to yell out at somebody who's merely an asswipe you want to punch in the tiny nose. Secondly, could somebody who's gay skateboard like this while his new teen model girlfriend clapped? I think not. Still, people along the Venice boardwalk who got to stand...read more