Bieber’s Painted On Pubes And Shit Around The Web

By Jack January 08, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber had to have his pubes painted on with Photoshop in his Calvin Klein underwear ads. At least that’s what Calvin convinced him as he also explained to Justin that Photoshop involved Calvin using his fingers and body paint. Fuck, I just gagged.

Read all about Bieber’s pubic lies. (The Superficial)

Charisma Carpenter topless? Why, yes please! (Egotastic)

Paris Hilton paid 25k for a dog that’s a glorified rat. (TMZ)

Suki Waterhouse knows how to fill up a bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)

Edita Vilkeviciutes in lingerie will make your eyes bug out like a cartoon worlf. (Popoholic)

Taylor Swift is zeroing in on tubby starlet Leonardo DiCaprio for her next failed relationship. (Dlisted)

Golf reporter Holly Sonders makes me want to tee off. (Busted Coverage)

JustIn Bieber 2014: A Year of Assholery

By Lex December 31, 2014 @ 11:05 AM

JustIn Bieber 2014 Mug Shots, Girlfriends, Pretending To Own Things And Being An All Around Asshole
Sometimes you get to hating on somebody for so long you have to stop and ask yourself, why did I ever hate this person in the first place. It’s times like these I recommend a solid year in review of asshole photos of Justin Bieber. May we never forget.

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Justin Bieber Toady: Worst Job in the World (VIDEO)

By Lex December 30, 2014 @ 9:24 AM

We’ve all had shitty jobs. I once had a job cleaning up vomit. They couched it, but that’s what it was. I’d take that again any day over following a tiny brat around and pretending he’s the shit. Justin Bieber isn’t the world’s worst skateboarder, he’s just the only one that has his entourage set up a perimeter for him outside Madison Square Garden so he can show off his tricks. The dudes on his payroll have to pretend he’s Tony Hawk reinventing the sport. Bieber performs some basic tricks before biting it because his first adult size t-shirt rolls down to his knees. Oh, man, you’re awesome! There it is! Fuck, how do you not want to step in front of every bus that passes?

Justin Bieber Defiling Stephen Baldwin’s Daughter

By Lex December 29, 2014 @ 9:45 AM

Justin Bieber Covers His Face While Walking With Hailey Baldwin In NYC
Nothing says your work with the Lord isn’t being properly rewarded on Earth as when your eighteen year old daughter is taking the Bieber peen. Maybe Stephen Baldwin takes it as a test of faith. Like when the tax authorities come to your door with handcuffs because Jesus told you render zilch unto Caesar. If I found out that twat was taking my teen daughter on his jet to shmear at altitude I’d find murder in my heart. Little people go missing all the time.

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Justin Bieber Got a Jet For Christmas

By Lex December 26, 2014 @ 12:36 PM

In the spirit of the season, I’m solidly behind Justin Bieber bragging about the new jet he got for Christmas. Why drop tens of millions on your own personal aircraft if you can’t brag about it. It makes everybody else’s Porsche look really fucking weak. There are only three real ways to be gangster. Beat a man to death with your rings, ass fuck Nicki Minaj, or buy yourself a G6. Bieber quickly identified his only possible admissions criteria and he went for it. Selena Gomez got a lesbian chick with an expert tongue, Bieber got a fucking jet. Who wins now, pancake face?

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Justin Bieber’s Dad Seems Like a Dick Too

By Matt December 02, 2014 @ 6:16 AM

Biebs dad

Justin Bieber’s internationally recognized homosexual procreator Jeremy Bieber is being accused of throwing a dog off a balcony as you would expect. Bieber and his Creed fan father bought the dog but never trained it since they are jointly selfish and dumb. The dog bit Justin’s younger brother and Bieber Sr. threw it off the balcony of the condo that his son bought for him against his will. Some animal rights guy named Trevor rescued the dog because that’s a lofty term animal people use to explain bringing shit home with them. This Trevor character is the only one who witnessed the assault on the dog. Just a theory but when you live outside of Buffalo and there is ten feet of snow on the ground, a second story fall doesn’t hold as much frozen water. I’m tempted to side with Trevor but he is filing a frivolous lawsuit against Justin and his forty year old frat pledge reject father so I’m torn into saying fuck all these people. Trevor wants compensation for his time looking after the dog. Given he is clearly unemployed this should equate to two boxes of Pop Tarts and reimbursement for his missed Judge Judy sessions which equates to zero much like everyone involved in this story.

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