Bieber Throws A Girlish Punch And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber tried to show off his masculinity by throwing a 10-psi punch at a paparazzo in Paris. Apparently, the photog got too close to the little shit weasel and Biebs decided to flex his baby muscles. It impressed no one. Not even the French. Watch Biebs try and be manly. (TMZ) Alyssa Barbara has a pretty spectacular ass. (Drunken Stepfather) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's cleavage will make you happy. (Hollywood...

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Kendall Is Justin's New Beard And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber seems to have moved on from not having sex with Selena Gomez to pretending to bone Kendall Jenner. The two have been seen cavorting around Paris together. Probably shopping and talking about boys. Just come out of the closet already. (Popoholic) Amazon put a racism warning on old Tom and Jerry cartoons. (Huffington Post) Andrea Sportono in a see-through shirt is a very good thing. (...

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Bieber's Desperation Strip And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber was booed when he appeared at the Fashion Rocks event because even lame adults realize there's a tier system to lameness. So, Bieber fell back on stripping, as his dad used to order him to do to help make the rent on weekend trips to the seedy side of Toronto. Watch the little shit weasel's total desperation. (Dlisted) Fuck that ice bucket shit, I want to feel up a porn star for...

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When You Walk With an Outlaw, You Walk Alone

Seeing your diminutive boyfriend going Joe Pesci on a family in a minivan has to make your loins water. The draw toward Justin Bieber's raw animal fervor has kept Selena Gomez coming back to the boy who took her cherry. Now her junior division Svengali is facing potential jail time in Canada for assault. She's the Bonnie to his Clyde. It's one of those thrill kill relationships that people like us can't possibly...

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Justin Bieber Arrested Again for Being a Dick

Justin Bieber is one of those drunk hicks on Cops who thought he was shooting a possum that turned out to be his mildly retarded older brother, Billy. Except he's that dumbass with $100 million in the bank. Which means he's a dangerous fucking idiot weapon. Bieber got arrested again, this time in rural Canada. He crashed his ATV with both he and Selena Gomez in the bitch seat into a mini-van. Naturally, he started...

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Justin Bieber Seems To Be Under Investigation an Awful Lot

Justin Bieber is being investigated for attempted robbery because he tried to grab a chick's cell phone. The Shrinky Dink gangster was apparently at Dave and Buster's with Selena Gomez on a step stool whispering in her ear about how he owned her vagina. Some girl started recording the couple so Bieber tried to snatch her phone, but failed because he has the muscle mass of a six year old. He never laid hands on the...

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Justin Bieber Disgraces Canada

Members of Justin Bieber's posse reportedly bribed a border official to let their members with criminal records into Canada. As per Canada's policy of being modestly boring, no cash was exchanged but the official was given a bunch of backstage passes to Bieber's show.They claimed the passes were valued at $10,000 dollars, which I am sure is totally accurate since Bieber's sketch ball friends were so willing to throw...

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Justin Bieber Rapes Lady Justice Again

Justin Bieber escaped any serious charges in his drag racing arrest from Florida last Winter by using the defense of being rich and having really important attorneys. It was a brilliant tactical maneuver. You may recall this past January Bieber's dad, who serves as his son's cruise director, marked off a residential street near Miami so Justin could race his Lambo against his buddy's Ferrari. When the cops showed up,...

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Justin Bieber Gets Real And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber is the global equivalent of ass cancer. But he's got decent publicists. They set up a Facetime chat with inspirational Pakistani women's rights activist Malala Yousafzai. What does a mincing mini-troll like Bieber have to say to a girl who took a bullet just for asking to go to school? You know, stuff. Read all about Bieber's latest publicity fuckfest. (Dlisted) Apparently, the new TMNT movie is...wait...

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Floyd Mayweather Has a Love Misunderstood

Floyd Mayweather said he is actually friends with Justin Bieber and not just pretending to like Justin Bieber like the rest of the people who like Justin Bieber. Mayweather was offended when it was suggested otherwise, as if him and Biebs used to hustle in the same crew back in the D in the late 80's: "To me, that's kind of racial profiling" Clearly Mayweather does not understand what that term means. Being questioned...

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Justin Bieber Loads Up a Yacht Full of Skank

The more Justin Bieber rents yachts and loads them up with strippers and booze, the more I begrudgingly have to respect the little shit weasel. If it weren't for the trio of bloated social media assistants and handlers he has riding the stern of his ship, he'd almost be a relatively non-asshole rich young guy. What twenty year old who just beat his last two police raps wouldn't be banging curvy Latinas on a yacht if...

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Justin Bieber Drops More N-Bombs to Music (VIDEO)

The guy who wrote Justin Bieber's recent apology for Justin's racist joke that got leaked in a video forgot to mention there might be more coming. Apparently, 14 to 15 was a trying age for Justin, when he was exploring his musical roots, learning to adjust to newfound fame, and trying to set the Canadian record for dropping N-bombs on camera. In this latest ditty seen on TMZ, Justin inserts the n-word in place of girl...

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Justin Bieber Fake Apologizes for Being Fifteen and Short and Racist

Here's a fact. Every white kid knows at least one racist joke. Black kids know at least two. The Spanish kids probably know tons more but I could never figure out what they were saying when they pointing at me in high school and laughing. TMZ has been sitting for four years on a video of Justin Bieber telling an obviously offensive joke about black people made when he was fifteen and before the entire world wanted to...

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Justin Bieber Probably Slept With Adriana Lima

It turns out the Cannes Film Festival wasn't all about being a shirtless dickhead and having Paris Hilton rub her sweaty moose knuckle all over his baby boner for Justin Bieber. According to Us Weekly, the 20-year old singer delivered a death blow to all of his jealous haters by wearing former Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima down until she agreed to go back to his hotel. Justin "pursued her hard" as they talked...read more

Justin Bieber And A 16-Year Old Walked Into A Bar

At first glance, it could be pretty alarming that Justin Bieber, who is 20, was hanging out at the Rainbow Bar on the Sunset Strip with 16-year old Kylie Jenner. But it's also a restaurant as much as it's a bar, so the two of them could have just been sharing a milkshake and some french fries while they stared lovingly into each other's eyes and thought about all of the fun they can have in two years, when she's of...

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