Bieber's Painted On Pubes And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber had to have his pubes painted on with Photoshop in his Calvin Klein underwear ads. At least that's what Calvin convinced him as he also explained to Justin that Photoshop involved Calvin using his fingers and body paint. Fuck, I just... read more

JustIn Bieber 2014: A Year of Assholery

Sometimes you get to hating on somebody for so long you have to stop and ask yourself, why did I ever hate this person in the first place. It's times like these I recommend a solid year in review of asshole photos of Justin Bieber. May we never forget. Photo Credit:... read more

Justin Bieber Toady: Worst Job in the World (VIDEO)

We've all had shitty jobs.I once had a job cleaning up vomit. They couched it, but that's what it was. I'd take that again any day over followinga tinybrat around and pretending he's the shit. Justin Bieber isn't the world's worst skateboarder, he's just the only one... read more

Justin Bieber Defiling Stephen Baldwin's Daughter

Nothing says your work with the Lord isn't being properly rewarded on Earth as when your eighteen year old daughter is taking the Bieber peen. Maybe Stephen Baldwin takes it as a test of faith. Like when the tax authorities come to your door with handcuffs because Jesus... read more

Justin Bieber Got a Jet For Christmas

In the spirit of the season, I'm solidly behind Justin Bieber bragging about the new jet he got for Christmas. Why drop tens of millions on your own personal aircraft if you can't brag about it. It makes everybody else's Porsche look really fucking weak. There are only... read more

Justin Bieber's Dad Seems Like a Dick Too

Justin Bieber's internationally recognized homosexual procreator Jeremy Bieber is being accused of throwing a dog off a balcony as you would expect. Bieber and his Creed fan father bought the dog but never trained it since they are jointly selfish and dumb. The dog bit... read more

Justin Bieber Continues Spiritual Quest

Justin Bieber met with a rabbi for three hours because those guys are really nice and generally bored and will talk to anyone for three hours or a year. He then hopped in a Rolls Royce and went to Spago like a guy in an 80's movie who hits it big when his rich uncle... read more

The Day the Music Died

Justin Bieber's half-life is rapidly degenerating, as he is currently in seclusion on a religious retreat which might actually just mean rehab. His mission is to learn to spread the Word of God. Some pastor is coaching him through his spiritual enlightenment and probably... read more

Bieber The Preacher And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian recording artist and also just artist Justin Bieber has found Jesus and wants to preach the word. He claims he's giving up the drugs and sex and possibly even the fighting like a pussy. I have no problem with the sinners turning saintly, but we still need to... read more

Bieber Got Some Splaining To Do And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian midget doll Justin Bieber is being summoned back to Argentina regarding his entourage beating people up in a nightclub. I can't wait for him to get put in an Argentine jail where he will meet Jesus... a big hairy dude named Jesus. Read all about Bieber being The... read more

Bieber Throws A Girlish Punch And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber tried to show off his masculinity by throwing a 10-psi punch at a paparazzo in Paris. Apparently, the photog got too close to the little shit weasel and Biebs decided to flex his baby muscles. It impressed no one. Not even the French. Watch Biebs try and be... read more

Kendall Is Justin's New Beard And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber seems to have moved on from not having sex with Selena Gomez to pretending to bone Kendall Jenner. The two have been seen cavorting around Paris together. Probably shopping and talking about boys. Just come out of the closet already. (... read more