Justin Bieber's Dad Seems Like a Dick Too

Justin Bieber's internationally recognized homosexual procreator Jeremy Bieber is being accused of throwing a dog off a balcony as you would expect. Bieber and his Creed fan father bought the dog but never trained it since they are jointly selfish and dumb. The dog bit... read more

Justin Bieber Continues Spiritual Quest

Justin Bieber met with a rabbi for three hours because those guys are really nice and generally bored and will talk to anyone for three hours or a year. He then hopped in a Rolls Royce and went to Spago like a guy in an 80's movie who hits it big when his rich uncle... read more

The Day the Music Died

Justin Bieber's half-life is rapidly degenerating, as he is currently in seclusion on a religious retreat which might actually just mean rehab. His mission is to learn to spread the Word of God. Some pastor is coaching him through his spiritual enlightenment and probably... read more

Bieber The Preacher And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian recording artist and also just artist Justin Bieber has found Jesus and wants to preach the word. He claims he's giving up the drugs and sex and possibly even the fighting like a pussy. I have no problem with the sinners turning saintly, but we still need to... read more

Bieber Got Some Splaining To Do And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian midget doll Justin Bieber is being summoned back to Argentina regarding his entourage beating people up in a nightclub. I can't wait for him to get put in an Argentine jail where he will meet Jesus... a big hairy dude named Jesus. Read all about Bieber being The... read more

Bieber Throws A Girlish Punch And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber tried to show off his masculinity by throwing a 10-psi punch at a paparazzo in Paris. Apparently, the photog got too close to the little shit weasel and Biebs decided to flex his baby muscles. It impressed no one. Not even the French. Watch Biebs try and be... read more

Kendall Is Justin's New Beard And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber seems to have moved on from not having sex with Selena Gomez to pretending to bone Kendall Jenner. The two have been seen cavorting around Paris together. Probably shopping and talking about boys. Just come out of the closet already. (... read more

Bieber's Desperation Strip And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber was booed when he appeared at the Fashion Rocks event because even lame adults realize there's a tier system to lameness. So, Bieber fell back on stripping, as his dad used to order him to do to help make the rent on weekend trips to the... read more

When You Walk With an Outlaw, You Walk Alone

Seeing your diminutive boyfriend going Joe Pesci on a family in a minivan has to make your loins water. The draw toward Justin Bieber's raw animal fervor has kept Selena Gomez coming back to the boy who took her cherry. Now her junior division Svengali is facing... read more

Justin Bieber Arrested Again for Being a Dick

Justin Bieber is one of those drunk hicks on Cops who thought he was shooting a possum that turned out to be his mildly retarded older brother, Billy. Except he's that dumbass with $100 million in the bank. Which means he's a dangerous fucking idiot weapon. Bieber got... read more

Justin Bieber Seems To Be Under Investigation an Awful Lot

Justin Bieber is being investigated for attempted robbery because he tried to grab a chick's cell phone. The Shrinky Dink gangster was apparently at Dave and Buster's with Selena Gomez on a step stool whispering in her ear about how he owned her vagina. Some girl started... read more

Justin Bieber Disgraces Canada

Members of Justin Bieber's posse reportedly bribed a border official to let their members with criminal records into Canada. As per Canada's policy of being modestly boring, no cash was exchanged but the official was given a bunch of backstage passes to Bieber's show.... read more