Justin Bieber may come off like a pussy little douche because he wears jean jackets and looks like Maggie Grace’ lesbian sister, but there is not a chance in hell you or I would survive a street fight with the Biebs and now we have our proof why. He was out looking extra bad ass on the streets of London the other night with his freshest of inks- an X- his twelfth, which is situated next his intimidating black and gray tattoo of the old Tootsie Pop owl. It’s a known fact that no man or woman with twelve or more tattoos has ever been defeated. The X is apparently meant to symbolize his Christian faith, which is kind of ironic because Christians hate the “fancy boys”.
Please UK, Take Care Of This Justin Bieber Problem For Us
By Photo Boy February 26, 2013 @ 11:45 AM
Justin Bieber ran around London yesterday grabbing his dick and wearing a gas mask. I’m told the cops over there don’t carry guns. Excellent. I’m also told Bieber is a huge Argentina fan. To be clear, Scotland Yard, my endgame here is for you to beat Justin Bieber to death. I asked America, we’re all cool with it.
Image Source – INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
Justin Bieber is being a tough guy again
By brendon February 12, 2013 @ 4:51 PM
It’s hard for Justin Bieber to seem tough since he looks more like Maggie Grace than an 18-year-old boy, but he tries desperately hard anyway, at least from the safety of twitter.
After sweeping major categories at the Grammy Awards on Sunday, The Black Keys stepped out to celebrate.
(Drummer Patrick) Carney (was asked by TMZ about) the fact that Bieber was snubbed by the Recording Academy this year.
“He’s rich, right?” Carney said when asked if Bieber should feel burned. “Grammys are for, like, music, not for money … and he’s making a lot of money. He should be happy, I guess.”
Which is when Bieber wrote that Carney should be slapped around. And if he means it he should do it now since his hands are empty while Carney is busy holding all those music awards.
Bieber got high, banged a nurse, lost Selena Gomez
By brendon January 23, 2013 @ 1:46 PM
In case it wasn’t clear before, Justin Bieber is a little faggot. Not in the sense that he has sex with other men (presumably), I don’t think anyone uses “faggot” in reference to gay guys anymore, but because he’s just such a little faggot. Case in point: Star magazine says Selena Gomez ended their two year relationship after he got high and had sex with a nursing student.
On December 21, (Bieber) and rapper Lil Twist and nursing student Milyn “Mimi” Jenson around 6 p.m at the Beverly Hills Four Seasons.
“They all went to buy weed at a smoke shop on Olympic Blvd. in Hollywood,” the insider said, “then they got food at McDonald’s and went back to the hotel.”
At the hotel, the group smoked marijuana and drank a chemical concoction known as “sizzurp” throughout the night. From there, they went to the Baby singer’s $6.6 million Calabasas mansion, where Justin opened up about his fondness for tattoos and Xanax, as well as his plans to build a hookah room in the house.
After that, Justin held Mimi’s hand, and showed her the breathtaking view from his backyard. The insider said that Mimi said Justin was really kind, romantic — and stoned — after he’d been “smoking pot all night.”
Maybe I’m just old fashioned, but I believe that if you have a girlfriend, you don’t cheat, you stay loyal to her unless you have a chance to bang someone hotter, which is really really unlikely considering the girlfriend was Selena Gomez. Seems like Justin Bieber has a lot to learn about being a gentleman.
(image source = promo pics for spring breakers)
Justin Bieber is a murderer
By brendon January 02, 2013 @ 4:14 PM
Are pictures of Justin Bieber worth dying for? Yes, but only if he’s the one dying in them. But a paparazzi died yesterday anyway while trying to take a picture of Justin Biebers white Ferrari after it was pulled over on Sepulveda Blvd in LA. If that gave you the impression that Bieber wasn’t actually in the Ferrari at the time, you were correct, but the paparazzi thought he was and got out to take pictures, then was hit by a car as he crossed the street.
So, in a sense, that headline was correct. In another, more accurate sense, it was a complete lie.
(source = tmz)
Justin Bieber fans have the right priorities
By brendon December 17, 2012 @ 12:20 PM
Many people were confronted by their worst fear on Friday when the news broke about the 20 children who were shot and killed at an elementary school in Newton, Connecticut. Specifically, “how will this effect Justin Biebers appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show?”
It kinda makes you wish all of his fans went to the same school.
On a side note, people ask why it’s always white people who do this and why it never happens in black schools, and that’s because black people hold two guns sideways when they shoot, like in the movies, and they scream “come get some motherfucka” the whole time. Compton would have a 100 percent murder rate if those guys would spend an hour a week at a gun range.
