Justin Bieber Not Done Yet

September 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber bleached his hair blond after asking the gilded mirror on his wall how to look like an even bigger asshole. You don’t have to listen to the mirror. Or identify as a Latvian twink. Sometimes prostitute preemies... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Guppy Tears (VIDEO)

August 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It remains unclear why Justin Bieber broke down in tears following two shitty songs performed with harness at the MTV VMAs. Some are suggesting it was a stress induced menstrual gush. But he’s a boy, dammit! As Bieber tilts... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Cupping

July 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When I heard Interview magazine was releasing photos of Justin Bieber cupping, I feared pictures of a hairless Gimli holding some unsigned rapper’s junk in his little baby hands was coming next. This might actually be worse. Bieber joined... READ MORE

Bieber Sorry For Ass Shot

July 14, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber apologized for posting a shot of his ass on Instagram. Not for the reasons you’d think like it’s obnoxious and he’s accepting payouts from an overseas gay porn site, but apparently one of his friend’s daughters saw... READ MORE

Don’t Cry For Me Justin Bieber And Shit Around The Web

April 10, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

A judge in Argentina has issued an arrest warrant for Justin Bieber. It’s because of an assault charge from last year. If there is a God that walking shit-eating grin will end up in an Argentine jail getting plowed by... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Doinking Kendall Jenner And Hailey Baldwin

April 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The lovable little fucktard smurf is through with the mea culpa nonsense and now intent on banging every decent looking celebrity daughter in Hollywood. If you’re angry because you’re short and your mom’s a whore and she was the... READ MORE

Ludacris Is Prudent

March 30, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ludacris is pissed because he does not approve of jokes that were made about Paul Walker at the Justin Bieber Roast and apparently lobbied Comedy Central to edit them out because he believes people give a shit what he... READ MORE

Bieber’s Buddy Charged

March 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lil Twist, who has wrecked Justin Bieber’s car and thrown unsanctioned parties at his house, has been charged with six felonies including burglary, grand larceny, and being named Lil Twist. Twist was crashing at Kyle Massey’s apartment, who is... READ MORE

Bieber’s Egging Victim Gets Greedy

March 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber’s neighbor Jeff Schwartz has already received $80,000 for damages from eggs being thrown at his house which is slightly above market value. How much does a Brillo Pad run these days? He’s now going for a cool... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Good People

March 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber is being sued by the neighbor whose house he egged. It is unclear if Bieber indeed spit on the guy or if Bieber’s bodyguard hurled anti-Semitic insults at him and his little daughter as the lawsuit alleges.... READ MORE