Nickleback Hates On Beiber And Shit Around The Web

Nickleback lead Singer Chad Kroeger attacked fellow Canuck d-bag Justin Bieber for being a d-bag too. There's obviously no side to root for here except the very precise meteor because most of Canada still deserves to live long enough to be raped of its oil deposits. Read... read more

The Comedy Central Roast Touts Its Own Demise

The entire point of a celebrity roast is to see who can get liquored up and deliver the most outlandish slams on their fellow drinking buddies. It's a universally understood concept by any man who's ever drank too much with friends. It's how men bond. And occasionally... read more

Justin Bieber Sweet Digs

Justin Bieber lives in this dope Tony Stark futurama mansion. It comes with four bathrooms with cocaine already railed out on the porcelain counter tops. While I am waking up and tapping my thermometer this motherfucker has his hyperbaric pressure regulated to the... read more

Justin Bieber Sincerely Apologizes (VIDEO)

There's some kind of quiet dignity in being a colossal dick. An arrogant ass who doesn't give a fuck about anybody but himself and how he's feeling from moment to moment. Not those small time punks who piss and moan. I mean one ginormous a-hole who fucks everything he... read more

Justin Bieber Seems Confident Enough

Justin Bieber isn't the first douchebag to pose for himself in the mirror in between sets at the gym. He's just the one small enough for me to ridicule. Vanity is every bit as natural to the human condition as taking a dump. Most people flush. Bieber is that special... read more

Justin Bieber Begs To Be Roasted

Justin Bieber reached out from his pit of despair and Ferraris to Comedy Central to ask to be roasted on their recurring celebrity takedown specials. Most people agree to go on the roast because it's great publicity and shows you can take lots of dick jokes about... read more

Justin Bieber Pecker Threatens to Sue

Justin Bieber's lawyers are threatening to sue a website comparing his teeny pre-Photoshopped dick to a real one. His Calvin Klein ad generated some attention because he looked abnormally jacked for a boy. The two photos tell conflicting stories, but I'm prone to believe... read more

Bieber's Painted On Pubes And Shit Around The Web

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber had to have his pubes painted on with Photoshop in his Calvin Klein underwear ads. At least that's what Calvin convinced him as he also explained to Justin that Photoshop involved Calvin using his fingers and body paint. Fuck, I just... read more

JustIn Bieber 2014: A Year of Assholery

Sometimes you get to hating on somebody for so long you have to stop and ask yourself, why did I ever hate this person in the first place. It's times like these I recommend a solid year in review of asshole photos of Justin Bieber. May we never forget. Photo Credit:... read more

Justin Bieber Toady: Worst Job in the World (VIDEO)

We've all had shitty jobs. I once had a job cleaning up vomit. They couched it, but that's what it was. I'd take that again any day over following a tiny brat around and pretending he's the shit. Justin Bieber isn't the world's worst skateboarder, he's just the only one... read more

Justin Bieber Defiling Stephen Baldwin's Daughter

Nothing says your work with the Lord isn't being properly rewarded on Earth as when your eighteen year old daughter is taking the Bieber peen. Maybe Stephen Baldwin takes it as a test of faith. Like when the tax authorities come to your door with handcuffs because Jesus... read more

Justin Bieber Got a Jet For Christmas

In the spirit of the season, I'm solidly behind Justin Bieber bragging about the new jet he got for Christmas. Why drop tens of millions on your own personal aircraft if you can't brag about it. It makes everybody else's Porsche look really fucking weak. There are only... read more