Justin Bieber Settles Egging Case

Lesbian lesser born hobbit Justin Bieber is trying to make a plea deal with his neighbor's lawyers over the infamous egging incident. The LA County DA asked to meet with Bieber's undead lawyer Howard Weitzman to discuss the deal. Basically the miniaturized shit eating cock weasel will pay 20K in property damage to his neighbor's property and call it even. You'll recall that Bieber and some of his multicultural Barney...

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Seth Rogen Called Justin Bieber 'A Piece Of Shit' (VIDEO)

Seth Rogen and Dave Franco were guests on a special edition of Bravo's Watch What Happens Live at SXSW on Wednesday night, and host Andy Cohen made sure to dig up Seth's distaste for the antics of douchebag dipshit singer Justin Bieber. Specifically, Andy asked Seth his opinion of Justin and he didn't hold back in letting us all know that he thinks the prince of pop and mop bucket pissing is an arrogant little nut...

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Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Are Having The Sex Again (VIDEO)

Now that he's done showing all the lawyers and Katie Courics out there that he doesn't have time for their questions as he looks to further detriment his career, Justin Bieber is letting the rest of the world know that Selena Gomez is his one and only. While he's since deleted the video, Justin posted this clip of him and Selena practicing a very sensual dance routine on Instagram, and these two just seem to be made...

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Justin Bieber Can't Be Broken (VIDEO)

It's hard to imagine thinking Justin Bieber is more of a douche nugget than before, but watching this compilation of his Judd Nelson in Breakfast Club canned disaffection during a civil deposition elevates this Lollipop Guild thuglifer to an entirely new level of imp status. I'm not sure if it's the fact that he's high or that he's trying to imitate how he thinks a tough guy acts when being questioned, but we need to...

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Don't Ask Justin Bieber About Selena Gomez

Whiny jail pisser and douchebag dad enabler Justin Bieber had to sit in a deposition in Miami yesterday for 4 hours, relating not to the drag racing and alleged drunk driving incident but the time that he allegedly ordered his bodyguard to attack a photographer last June. The lawyer for the paparazzi seemed like he was trying to intentionally push Bieber's buttons to make him act like a total shithead, as TMZ...

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Behold The Justin Bieber Piss Video

The video absolutely no one was waiting to see, Justin Bieber pissing in a cup in jail, has been released onto an unsuspecting world. The video was taken during Bieb's arrest for being a drunken douchenozzle in Miami a few months ago. People, who I guess want to desperately see his dong, clamored for the video of him taking a piss test to be released. The judge ordered the video edited and a black bar to be placed to...

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We Won't Be Seeing Bieber's Dong On Police Video

The judge in Justin Bieber's Florida DUI case will allow police surveillance video of Bieber in jail to be released with one catch: his dong has to be blacked out. You'll recall that the lesbian hobbit was arrested a while back for drag racing and driving while fucked up on anxiety meds and weed. The footage in question is of the fun times had inside the jail the night of the arrest. The objectionable part of the...

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Justin Bieber Pays His Dad A $50,000 Allowance

Justin Bieber celebrated his 20th birthday with friends and family in the Bahamas, and that included his dad, Jeremy Bieber, who has always seemed like the kind of guy who would much rather be Justin's best friend than the guy who raises him. Now, Jeremy's former best friend, Cory Bernier, has opened up to the Daily Mail on what kind of a douchebag Jeremy really is, accusing the 39-year old of being a manipulative and...

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Bieber Faces the Music

Justin Bieber is facing his haters with love and a shitload of attorneys. The twink pop star has chosen tostand trial for his DUI arrest in Miami. The prosecutors had offered the diminutive Canadian a plea deal where he'd get off with standard celebrity justice: probation and random drug tests. Justin reportedly told those Sunshine State hosers to piss off, aye. Presumably that drug testing part might prevent him from...

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Georgia Pre-Hates Bieber

It looks like Atlanta doesn't want Justin Bieber living in their fair burgh. The residents of Atlanta's ritzy Buckhead neighborhood dropped their umbrella'd cocktails in horror when it was reported that the Canadian flea was looking at properties in the area. It seems that folks around them parts don't cotten to a carpet-baggin', sizzurp drinkin', car racin', wigga' livin' in their neighborhood. Folks haven't been...

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Is Bieber Heading To The ATL?

Justin Bieber is reportedly looking for houses in Atlanta, GA. The tiny tyke has been seen searching for manors in the more desirable parts of the Southern metropolis. Hotlanta has long been considered a mecca for hip hop bad boys with a love of drinking cough syrup cocktails. Being a short black rapper with mediocre talent and a hardcore OTC medication habit is all Bieber has ever wanted to be.He is Bizzle now, after...

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Justin Bieber Changes His Name To Bizzle

The famous Canadian lesbian not named kd Lang has changed his name to Bizzle on Instagram. In the grandiose tradition of Diddy, Prince, and Baby Doc Duvalier, Bieber wants to be known by a cool nickname. Bizzle came to mind.He's probably doing it to distract us all from his multiple arrests and escalating drug problem. I'll tell you right now that I'm not calling this motherfucker Bizzle. I'm going to call you by the...

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New Bieber Egging Video Emerges

A new video has emerged in which you can hear Bieber during the now infamous egging on his neighbor's house. The incident occurred a while back when Bieber and his loser buddies pelted his neighbor's house with eggs supposedlycausing $20,000 worth of damage. You can't see Bieber in this video but you can sure hear someone threatening the neighbor in Bieber's high pitched screeching weasel voice. Police also have...

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Bieber Hotboxed an Entire Plane

Justin Bieber hotboxed his way to the Super Bowl last week on a private jet. The little lesbian ferret rented a Gulfstream jet to take his posse of Misfit Toys, his lovely dad, and a whole lot of weed from Toronto to New Jersey. The plane was so full of marijuana smoke that the pilot had to use an oxygen mask to keep from getting fucked up. Bieber and his dad also berated the lady flight attendants to the point where...

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Justin Bieber Popped Selena Gomez's Cherry

According to the world's tiniest recording star, he was the veryfirst to boldly go in Selena Gomez's sacred vagina hole. Justin Bieber was apparently boasting about this feat recently to his posse of Misfit Toys. The deed was done back in 2011 when the two 5'3" teen divas were first dating. Biebs begged her to let him put his Canada in her Texas. The couple flew down to Palm Springs where gay people and randy seniors...

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