The Day the Music Died

By Matt November 19, 2014 @ 7:55 AM


Justin Bieber’s half-life is rapidly degenerating, as he is currently in seclusion on a religious retreat which might actually just mean rehab. His mission is to learn to spread the Word of God. Some pastor is coaching him through his spiritual enlightenment and probably trying to blow him on the side. Bieber has recently distanced himself from friends and associates which merely meant telling everybody he wasn’t paying their bills anymore, the exodus occurred swiftly thereafter. He is also sober and trying to avoid dangerous temptations like crack or recording bounce love songs. Either Bieber will fade into the mountains of Babylon muttering about salvation or make a flawless transition to Christian Radio where we will finally have the option to tune him out. He could start a cult based on some obscure verse and orgies which our kids will join. Nonetheless it looks like the storm has passed.

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Bieber The Preacher And Shit Around The Web

By Jack November 18, 2014 @ 12:00 PM


Lesbian recording artist and also just artist Justin Bieber has found Jesus and wants to preach the word. He claims he’s giving up the drugs and sex and possibly even the fighting like a pussy. I have no problem with the sinners turning saintly, but we still need to martyr the punkish little ones.

The power of Justin compels you! (TMZ)

Catherine Heigl explains why Shonda Rhimes (and everyone else) thinks she’s a cunt. (Huffington Post)

Nina Agdal rides a bike and it makes me sweaty. (Drunken Stepfather)

Lana Zacocela is all kinds of hot in lingerie. (Hollywood Tuna)

This is Olga Estupian and I want to Estupian her vagina. (Popoholic)

Jose Canseco is selling the gun with which he shot off his finger. (The Superficial)

Another day, another hot pic of Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini. (COED)

Bieber Got Some Splaining To Do And Shit Around The Web

By Jack November 14, 2014 @ 12:00 PM


Lesbian midget doll Justin Bieber is being summoned back to Argentina regarding his entourage beating people up in a nightclub. I can’t wait for him to get put in an Argentine jail where he will meet Jesus… a big hairy dude named Jesus.

Read all about Bieber being The America’s Most Wanted. (TMZ)

Bored moms everywhere will be flicking their beans to the new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer. (Huffington Post)

Sara Malakul Lane shows off her covered topless body. (Drunken Stepfather)

Jennifer Akerman’s tits can be used as a floatation device in a hot tub. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Upton’s titties are featured in the Game of War-Fire Age trailer. (Popoholic)

Michelle Lewin’s ass is glorious. (The Superficial)

Charlotte McKinney and her underboob star in this Instagram pic. (COED)

Bieber Throws A Girlish Punch And Shit Around The Web

By Jack October 02, 2014 @ 12:00 PM


Justin Bieber tried to show off his masculinity by throwing a 10-psi punch at a paparazzo in Paris. Apparently, the photog got too close to the little shit weasel and Biebs decided to flex his baby muscles. It impressed no one. Not even the French.

Watch Biebs try and be manly. (TMZ)

Alyssa Barbara has a pretty spectacular ass. (Drunken Stepfather)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s cleavage will make you happy. (Hollywood Tuna)

Meanwhile, Nina Agdal looks fucking amazing in a bikini. (Popoholic)

Mila Kunis shits out Ashton Kutcher’s d-bag spawn. (The Superficial)

Charlotte McKinney is all cleavy eating donuts. That is all. (Busted Coverage)

A couple spends 30k on sex dolls for threesomes. Yes. (Jezebel)

Kendall Is Justin’s New Beard And Shit Around The Web

By Jack October 01, 2014 @ 12:00 PM


Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber seems to have moved on from not having sex with Selena Gomez to pretending to bone Kendall Jenner. The two have been seen cavorting around Paris together. Probably shopping and talking about boys.

Just come out of the closet already. (Popoholic)

Amazon put a racism warning on old Tom and Jerry cartoons. (Huffington Post)

Andrea Sportono in a see-through shirt is a very good thing. (Drunken Stepfather)

Jennifer Nicole Lee wears a bikini well ’cause she got big ol titties. (Hollywood Tuna)

Diddy thinks J-Lo’s ass is a work of art and Kim’s is aight. (The Superficial)

I totally want to fly Vietjet if their stewardesses look like that! (The Chive)

Oh, good you get to see Ben Affleck’s dick in Gone Girl. (Dlisted)

Bieber’s Desperation Strip And Shit Around The Web

By Jack September 10, 2014 @ 12:20 PM


Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber was booed when he appeared at the Fashion Rocks event because even lame adults realize there’s a tier system to lameness. So, Bieber fell back on stripping, as his dad used to order him to do to help make the rent on weekend trips to the seedy side of Toronto.

Watch the little shit weasel’s total desperation. (Dlisted)

Fuck that ice bucket shit, I want to feel up a porn star for charity. (Huffington Post)

Why yes, those are Abigail Ratchford Gifs. (COED)

Nina Agdal in lingerie will make your day. (Popoholic)

Meanwhile, in Raquel Rischard’s tits news…(The Superficial)

Bella Thorne really ought not be underage still. (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Trunfio is an Australian model. Here is her ass. (Drunken Stepfather)

(Photo Via CBS)