Justin Bieber threw an open water bottle at the paparazzi while leaving a store in Miami yesterday, because that’s what hardcore badasses do. They’re litterbugs.
(image source = splash, fame/flynet)
Justin Bieber threw a water bottle at photographers
By brendon December 12, 2012 @ 1:49 PM
Justin Bieber won an AMA, was a little dick about it
By brendon November 19, 2012 @ 6:29 PM
When Justin Bieber won the American Music Award for Favorite Pop/Rock Male Artist last night (his first of 3 awards), he really stuck it to all the haters who said he was just a fad. Those people focused on things like the fact that his first album was triple platinum and his second album is barely platinum because there are no hit singles to push it, but Justin showed them! He got this award created by ABC for Pop/Rock Something! And if there’s one I know about pop music, it’s that it stays the same forever, and anyone who is popular today is pretty much on easy street for the rest of their life.
Justin Bieber is quite a little dancer
By brendon November 08, 2012 @ 2:33 PM
Justin Bieber was the big musical guest at the Victorias Secret fashion show last night, and he wore a darling little white outfit and danced around, and a fun experiment would be to replace one of the pictures of him with one of two guys rimming each other and see which one looks more gay.
(image source = getty)
Justin Biebers stolen laptop was just a prank
By brendon October 12, 2012 @ 5:03 PM
Hold on to your funny bones everyone, because it turns out that all of Justin Biebers tweets this week about his laptop being stolen during a concert in Tacoma, and how that was so #lame and there might be naked pictures and sex tapes and all that, well it was just another of his amazing practical jokes. It was just to hype his new video with Nicki Minaj.
Do you get it? He had the thing he said he didn’t have. That’s what makes the joke so funny. I should have gone and checked the security footage myself but I didn’t so his prank worked like a charm. It would be like if you asked how much his CD cost, and he’d be like, “a million dollars.” Can you imagine? Because it actually costs far less than that. He was just joking around. Selena Gomez must just laugh and laugh.
Justin Bieber threw up on stage
By brendon October 01, 2012 @ 1:17 PM
You no doubt got the gist of this from the headline, but Justin Bieber threw up during a concert in Glendale, Arizona, this weekend, then ran off stage like a frightened little girl (video here). Then he came back, threw up again, pranced away again, finished the show, then tweeted that he’s in bed “getting better.”
“LOL! I’ve been there!” Lindsay Lohan said before giving him some tips on how to suppress your gag reflex while bent over with a bunch of guys.
Selena Gomez has a well placed card
By brendon September 10, 2012 @ 8:07 PM
That headline picture is basically what Justin Bieber sees when he and Selena Gomez are alone, and tries to stifle his homosexuality long enough to get an erection.
(image source of selena at the tornoto film festival this weekend to promote ‘spring breakers’ = getty)
