Justin Bieber Loads Up a Yacht Full of Skank

The more Justin Bieber rents yachts and loads them up with strippers and booze, the more I begrudgingly have to respect the little shit weasel. If it weren't for the trio of bloated social media assistants and handlers he has riding the stern of his ship, he'd almost be... read more

Justin Bieber Drops More N-Bombs to Music (VIDEO)

The guy who wrote Justin Bieber's recent apology for Justin's racist joke that got leaked in a video forgot to mention there might be more coming. Apparently, 14 to 15 was a trying age for Justin, when he was exploring his musical roots, learning to adjust to newfound... read more

Justin Bieber Fake Apologizes for Being Fifteen and Short and Racist

Here's a fact. Every white kid knows at least one racist joke. Black kids know at least two. The Spanish kids probably know tons more but I could never figure out what they were saying when they pointing at me in high school and laughing. TMZ has been sitting for four... read more

Justin Bieber Probably Slept With Adriana Lima

It turns out the Cannes Film Festival wasn't all about being a shirtless dickhead and having Paris Hilton rub her sweaty moose knuckle all over his baby boner for Justin Bieber. According to Us Weekly, the 20-year old singer delivered a death blow to all of his jealous... read more

Justin Bieber And A 16-Year Old Walked Into A Bar

At first glance, it could be pretty alarming that Justin Bieber, who is 20, was hanging out at the Rainbow Bar on the Sunset Strip with 16-year old Kylie Jenner. But it's also a restaurant as much as it's a bar, so the two of them could have just been sharing a milkshake... read more

Justin Bieber Is The World's Greatest Skateboarder (VIDEO)

Justin Bieber is back from walking around shirtless in Cannes and getting lap dances from Paris Hilton, so he hit up New York City yesterday to unwind by showing off his skateboarding skills. Of course he was shirtless while skateboarding, because when you're as ripped... read more

Justin Bieber Is Partying With Paris Hilton And Wesley Snipes In Cannes (VIDEO)

In an ongoing effort to show us what a joke of a shitshow the Cannes Film Festival has become, not only has Paris Hilton been pretending she's still a DJ at clubs in the city, but now the boy who couldn't ever wear a shirt, Justin Bieber, has brought his saggy jeans and... read more

This Girl Wants Justin Bieber To Be Her Prom Date

A lot of girls probably want Justin Bieber to be their prom dates, but most of those girls are really stupid and aren't possibly one of the girls around the world that the pop star is actually dating/sleeping with. Miami model Yovanna Ventura at least seems to think that... read more

The Sheriff's After Justin Bieber For What He Did to His Daughter

Justin Bieber and his posse of roughriders were playing miniature golf at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park on Monday night when a kerfuffle broke out that carried over into the batting cages. Justin bravely snatched a cell phone away from a chick who was standing nearby to... read more

Justin Bieber Is Super Incredibly Not Gay (VIDEO)

It's not cool to call Justin Bieber gay. First off, being gay is not a slur. Or it is a slur. I can't remember the current protocol, but I know it's not right to yell out at somebody who's merely an asswipe you want to punch in the tiny nose. Secondly, could somebody... read more

Floyd Mayweather Is Attached to Justin Bieber

Athletes have always been superstitious. I was willing to back Floyd Mayweather on wanting little Ricky Schroeder redux in his corner to bring the leprechaun champ mojo, but when the two started taking selfies and tweeting teen love notes to each other and sharing videos... read more

Justin Bieber Has A Whiny New Song For His Fans

While Justin Bieber has been trying so hard to prove to everyone how tough he is by dressing like the toughest mother fucker in high school at Coachella this month, his latest song is nothing but a whiny little ballad for all of his sad, horny tween fans. It's almost... read more