The Biebs Manually Photoshops

March 5, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Some future food stamp recipients have been arguing on comment threads about whether Justin Bieber’s Men’s Health magazine cover is Photoshopped. Let me save you the trouble, who gives a fuck. It appears the photo is real yet Bieber is flexing his twink extremities while trying to look casual. While this isn’t a genuine representation of […]

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Nickleback Hates On Beiber And Shit Around The Web

February 20, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Nickleback lead Singer Chad Kroeger attacked fellow Canuck d-bag Justin Bieber for being a d-bag too. There’s obviously no side to root for here except the very precise meteor because most of Canada still deserves to live long enough to be raped of its oil deposits. Read all about Chad’s feelings towards Justin. (TMZ) Hot […]

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The Comedy Central Roast Touts Its Own Demise

February 18, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The entire point of a celebrity roast is to see who can get liquored up and deliver the most outlandish slams on their fellow drinking buddies. It’s a universally understood concept by any man who’s ever drank too much with friends. It’s how men bond. And occasionally some cool women who you might want to get […]

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Justin Bieber Sweet Digs

February 2, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber lives in this dope Tony Stark futurama mansion. It comes with four bathrooms with cocaine already railed out on the porcelain counter tops. While I am waking up and tapping my thermometer this motherfucker has his hyperbaric pressure regulated to the nearest thousandth degree celsius. It also has one of those machines that tongues […]

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Justin Bieber Sincerely Apologizes (VIDEO)

January 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s some kind of quiet dignity in being a colossal dick. An arrogant ass who doesn’t give a fuck about anybody but himself and how he’s feeling from moment to moment. Not those small time punks who piss and moan. I mean one ginormous a-hole who fucks everything he pleases, pisses on his sycophants, and […]

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Justin Bieber Seems Confident Enough

January 26, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber isn’t the first douchebag to pose for himself in the mirror in between sets at the gym. He’s just the one small enough for me to ridicule. Vanity is every bit as natural to the human condition as taking a dump. Most people flush. Bieber is that special flower who has to admire […]

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Justin Bieber Begs To Be Roasted

January 22, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber reached out from his pit of despair and Ferraris to Comedy Central to ask to be roasted on their recurring celebrity takedown specials. Most people agree to go on the roast because it’s great publicity and shows you can take lots of dick jokes about yourself. Justin Bieber wants the barbs to prove […]

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Justin Bieber Pecker Threatens to Sue

January 12, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber’s lawyers are threatening to sue a website comparing his teeny pre-Photoshopped dick to a real one. His Calvin Klein ad generated some attention because he looked abnormally jacked for a boy. The two photos tell conflicting stories, but I’m prone to believe the one which shows a normal and scrawny prepubescent guy and not […]

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Bieber’s Painted On Pubes And Shit Around The Web

January 9, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber had to have his pubes painted on with Photoshop in his Calvin Klein underwear ads. At least that’s what Calvin convinced him as he also explained to Justin that Photoshop involved Calvin using his fingers and body paint. Fuck, I just gagged. Read all about Bieber’s pubic lies. (The Superficial) […]

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JustIn Bieber 2014: A Year of Assholery

December 31, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes you get to hating on somebody for so long you have to stop and ask yourself, why did I ever hate this person in the first place. It’s times like these I recommend a solid year in review of asshole photos of Justin Bieber. May we never forget. Photo Credit: WWTDD Archives

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