Justin Bieber Seems To Be Under Investigation an Awful Lot

Justin Bieber is being investigated for attempted robbery because he tried to grab a chick's cell phone. The Shrinky Dink gangster was apparently at Dave and Buster's with Selena Gomez on a step stool whispering in her ear about how he owned her vagina. Some girl started... read more

Justin Bieber Disgraces Canada

Members of Justin Bieber's posse reportedly bribed a border official to let their members with criminal records into Canada. As per Canada's policy of being modestly boring, no cash was exchanged but the official was given a bunch of backstage passes to Bieber's show.... read more

Justin Bieber Rapes Lady Justice Again

Justin Bieber escaped any serious charges in his drag racing arrest from Florida last Winter by using the defense of being rich and having really important attorneys. It was a brilliant tactical maneuver. You may recall this past January Bieber's dad, who serves as his... read more

Justin Bieber Gets Real And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber is the global equivalent of ass cancer. But he's got decent publicists. They set up a Facetime chat with inspirational Pakistani women's rights activist Malala Yousafzai. What does a mincing mini-troll like Bieber have to say to a girl who took a bullet... read more

Floyd Mayweather Has a Love Misunderstood

Floyd Mayweather said he is actually friends with Justin Bieber and not just pretending to like Justin Bieber like the rest of the people who like Justin Bieber. Mayweather was offended when it was suggested otherwise, as if him and Biebs used to hustle in the same crew... read more

Justin Bieber Loads Up a Yacht Full of Skank

The more Justin Bieber rents yachts and loads them up with strippers and booze, the more I begrudgingly have to respect the little shit weasel. If it weren't for the trio of bloated social media assistants and handlers he has riding the stern of his ship, he'd almost be... read more

Justin Bieber Drops More N-Bombs to Music (VIDEO)

The guy who wrote Justin Bieber's recent apology for Justin's racist joke that got leaked in a video forgot to mention there might be more coming. Apparently, 14 to 15 was a trying age for Justin, when he was exploring his musical roots, learning to adjust to newfound... read more

Justin Bieber Fake Apologizes for Being Fifteen and Short and Racist

Here's a fact. Every white kid knows at least one racist joke. Black kids know at least two. The Spanish kids probably know tons more but I could never figure out what they were saying when they pointing at me in high school and laughing. TMZ has been sitting for four... read more

Justin Bieber Probably Slept With Adriana Lima

It turns out the Cannes Film Festival wasn't all about being a shirtless dickhead and having Paris Hilton rub her sweaty moose knuckle all over his baby boner for Justin Bieber. According to Us Weekly, the 20-year old singer delivered a death blow to all of his jealous... read more

Justin Bieber And A 16-Year Old Walked Into A Bar

At first glance, it could be pretty alarming that Justin Bieber, who is 20, was hanging out at the Rainbow Bar on the Sunset Strip with 16-year old Kylie Jenner. But it's also a restaurant as much as it's a bar, so the two of them could have just been sharing a milkshake... read more

Justin Bieber Is The World's Greatest Skateboarder (VIDEO)

Justin Bieber is back from walking around shirtless in Cannes and getting lap dances from Paris Hilton, so he hit up New York City yesterday to unwind by showing off his skateboarding skills. Of course he was shirtless while skateboarding, because when you're as ripped... read more

Justin Bieber Is Partying With Paris Hilton And Wesley Snipes In Cannes (VIDEO)

In an ongoing effort to show us what a joke of a shitshow the Cannes Film Festival has become, not only has Paris Hilton been pretending she's still a DJ at clubs in the city, but now the boy who couldn't ever wear a shirt, Justin Bieber, has brought his saggy jeans and... read more