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Bieber Sorry For Ass Shot

July 14, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber apologized for posting a shot of his ass on Instagram. Not for the reasons you’d think like it’s obnoxious and he’s accepting payouts from an overseas gay porn site, but apparently one of his friend’s daughters saw... READ MORE

Don’t Cry For Me Justin Bieber And Shit Around The Web

April 10, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

A judge in Argentina has issued an arrest warrant for Justin Bieber. It’s because of an assault charge from last year. If there is a God that walking shit-eating grin will end up in an Argentine jail getting plowed by... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Doinking Kendall Jenner And Hailey Baldwin

April 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The lovable little fucktard smurf is through with the mea culpa nonsense and now intent on banging every decent looking celebrity daughter in Hollywood. If you’re angry because you’re short and your mom’s a whore and she was the... READ MORE

Ludacris Is Prudent

March 30, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ludacris is pissed because he does not approve of jokes that were made about Paul Walker at the Justin Bieber Roast and apparently lobbied Comedy Central to edit them out because he believes people give a shit what he... READ MORE

Bieber’s Buddy Charged

March 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lil Twist, who has wrecked Justin Bieber’s car and thrown unsanctioned parties at his house, has been charged with six felonies including burglary, grand larceny, and being named Lil Twist. Twist was crashing at Kyle Massey’s apartment, who is... READ MORE

Bieber’s Egging Victim Gets Greedy

March 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber’s neighbor Jeff Schwartz has already received $80,000 for damages from eggs being thrown at his house which is slightly above market value. How much does a Brillo Pad run these days? He’s now going for a cool... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Good People

March 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber is being sued by the neighbor whose house he egged. It is unclear if Bieber indeed spit on the guy or if Bieber’s bodyguard hurled anti-Semitic insults at him and his little daughter as the lawsuit alleges.... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Stoned Cold Roasted

March 16, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Comedy Central filmed their Justin Bieber Roast over the weekend because they needed the money. A bunch of athletes and rappers and comedians who’ve never met Bieber roasted him with generic sex jokes primarily regarding Selena Gomez. They also... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Is Back

March 9, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no more loathsome bore than a recovering addict. Sharing is not absolution and I don’t want your amends. Just go away and come back when you’re wasted Tommy again. Thomas the Sober is a relentless asshole. I feel... READ MORE

The Biebs Manually Photoshops

March 5, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Some future food stamp recipients have been arguing on comment threads about whether Justin Bieber’s Men’s Health magazine cover is Photoshopped. Let me save you the trouble, who gives a fuck. It appears the photo is real yet Bieber is... READ MORE

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