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Nickleback Hates On Beiber And Shit Around The Web

February 20, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Nickleback lead Singer Chad Kroeger attacked fellow Canuck d-bag Justin Bieber for being a d-bag too. There’s obviously no side to root for here except the very precise meteor because most of Canada still deserves to live long enough... READ MORE

The Comedy Central Roast Touts Its Own Demise

February 18, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The entire point of a celebrity roast is to see who can get liquored up and deliver the most outlandish slams on their fellow drinking buddies. It’s a universally understood concept by any man who’s ever drank too much with... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Sweet Digs

February 2, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber lives in this dope Tony Stark futurama mansion. It comes with four bathrooms with cocaine already railed out on the porcelain counter tops. While I am waking up and tapping my thermometer this motherfucker has his hyperbaric pressure... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Sincerely Apologizes (VIDEO)

January 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s some kind of quiet dignity in being a colossal dick. An arrogant ass who doesn’t give a fuck about anybody but himself and how he’s feeling from moment to moment. Not those small time punks who piss and... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Seems Confident Enough

January 26, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber isn’t the first douchebag to pose for himself in the mirror in between sets at the gym. He’s just the one small enough for me to ridicule. Vanity is every bit as natural to the human condition... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Begs To Be Roasted

January 22, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber reached out from his pit of despair and Ferraris to Comedy Central to ask to be roasted on their recurring celebrity takedown specials. Most people agree to go on the roast because it’s great publicity and shows... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Pecker Threatens to Sue

January 12, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber’s lawyers are threatening to sue a website comparing his teeny pre-Photoshopped dick to a real one. His Calvin Klein ad generated some attention because he looked abnormally jacked for a boy. The two photos tell conflicting stories, but... READ MORE

Bieber’s Painted On Pubes And Shit Around The Web

January 9, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber had to have his pubes painted on with Photoshop in his Calvin Klein underwear ads. At least that’s what Calvin convinced him as he also explained to Justin that Photoshop involved Calvin using his... READ MORE

JustIn Bieber 2014: A Year of Assholery

December 31, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes you get to hating on somebody for so long you have to stop and ask yourself, why did I ever hate this person in the first place. It’s times like these I recommend a solid year in review... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Toady: Worst Job in the World (VIDEO)

December 30, 2014 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

We’ve all had shitty jobs. I once had a job cleaning up vomit. They couched it, but that’s what it was. I’d take that again any day over following a tiny brat around and pretending he’s the shit. Justin Bieber isn’t the... READ MORE

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