Selena Gomez Just Can't Quit Her Little Man

Proving that absolutely all rehab is a waste of time, Selena Gomez completely forsook her Bad Boys and Bad Habits rehab lessons from January and has fled back to be with her tiny Canadian Svengali. I don't know at what age girls stop running to the boy that everybody... read more

Justin Bieber Goes To Walmart

Pug-faced troll doll Justin Bieber can add wrecking a Walmart to his douchey resume. It seems that the tiny tyke was visiting his home town of Stratford, Ontario when he decided to go to the town's center of arts and culture: Walmart. Then, according to an eyewitness,... read more

Justin Bieber Was Booed At The Juno Awards (VIDEO)

Justin Bieber emerged from a crop of underwhelming nominees to win the honor of Fan's Choice at the Juno Awards last night, but it didn't really seem like the fans gave a shit about him. Probably off dealing with his legal troubles, Justin didn't even bother showing up... read more

Justin Bieber Thinks He's James Dean Now

Justin Bieber makes the same stupid, confused face in every picture he takes, as he looks like a cross between a guy who hasn't taken a shit in 20 years and someone who can't find his car in a supermarket parking lot. He proved that when he found an old photo of James... read more

Justin Bieber Settles Egging Case

Lesbian lesser born hobbit Justin Bieber is trying to make a plea deal with his neighbor's lawyers over the infamous egging incident. The LA County DA asked to meet with Bieber's undead lawyer Howard Weitzman to discuss the deal. Basically the miniaturized shit eating... read more

Seth Rogen Called Justin Bieber 'A Piece Of Shit' (VIDEO)

Seth Rogen and Dave Franco were guests on a special edition of Bravo's Watch What Happens Live at SXSW on Wednesday night, and host Andy Cohen made sure to dig up Seth's distaste for the antics of douchebag dipshit singer Justin Bieber. Specifically, Andy asked Seth his... read more

Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Are Having The Sex Again (VIDEO)

Now that he's done showing all the lawyers and Katie Courics out there that he doesn't have time for their questions as he looks to further detriment his career, Justin Bieber is letting the rest of the world know that Selena Gomez is his one and only. While he's since... read more

Justin Bieber Can't Be Broken (VIDEO)

It's hard to imagine thinking Justin Bieber is more of a douche nugget than before, but watching this compilation of his Judd Nelson in Breakfast Club canned disaffection during a civil deposition elevates this Lollipop Guild thuglifer to an entirely new level of imp... read more

Don't Ask Justin Bieber About Selena Gomez

Whiny jail pisser and douchebag dad enabler Justin Bieber had to sit in a deposition in Miami yesterday for 4 hours, relating not to the drag racing and alleged drunk driving incident but the time that he allegedly ordered his bodyguard to attack a photographer last... read more

Behold The Justin Bieber Piss Video

The video absolutely no one was waiting to see, Justin Bieber pissing in a cup in jail, has been released onto an unsuspecting world. The video was taken during Bieb's arrest for being a drunken douchenozzle in Miami a few months ago. People, who I guess want to... read more

We Won't Be Seeing Bieber's Dong On Police Video

The judge in Justin Bieber's Florida DUI case will allow police surveillance video of Bieber in jail to be released with one catch: his dong has to be blacked out. You'll recall that the lesbian hobbit was arrested a while back for drag racing and driving while fucked up... read more

Justin Bieber Pays His Dad A $50,000 Allowance

Justin Bieber celebrated his 20th birthday with friends and family in the Bahamas, and that included his dad, Jeremy Bieber, who has always seemed like the kind of guy who would much rather be Justin's best friend than the guy who raises him. Now, Jeremy's former best... read more