Yes, hopefully. And the first proof may have come last week after Biebers two part concert special on NBC, when his ratings were 47 percent lower than the Adele concert NBC aired just 3 weeks earlier. And it’s not as if his fans were out on dates or at Popular Girl Practice or something.
Justin Bieber ran into a wall, knocked himself out
By brendon May 31, 2012 @ 1:27 PM
Justin Bieber was knocked unconscious during a concert in Paris tonight when he ran backstage between songs and smashed his head against a wall of glass.
Yet. Again.
This is at least the third time he’s done this (video of 1 and 2 here).
He was only out for about 15 seconds and finished the show without incident, and later said, “I guess me and glass windows just don’t work.” Which is worth remembering because that’s what windows are made of. So if you ever see Justin Bieber in one of those skyscrapers with outer walls made of glass, start chasing him as fast as you can.
Justin Bieber almost beat a man to death
By brendon May 29, 2012 @ 9:38 AM
Justin Bieber has a reputation as a sweet and lovable kid, but real fans like me know he’s actually a tightly coiled merchant of death. In fact one time he punched a guy so hard the guy flew all the way to the moon.
Well this weekend, the unfortunate focus of Justin’s wrath was a paparazzi who got to close to him and Selena Gomez, and then paid for it with a punch to the face. Still I bet the guy must have been honored!
A photog is claiming he got into a physical altercation with (Bieber) after he attempted to snap photos of the Biebs while he was out and about in Calabasas, Calif. with girlfriend Selena Gomez Sunday afternoon
the man alleged he was “physically battered” by Bieber, and complained of pain and requested medical attention when police arrived on the scene.
“Shiiittt, mother fucka lucky they aint puttin him in’a ground right now,” Justin thought as he flexed his ropey little arms while handing a jar to Selena so she could open it for him.
(image source = fame/flynet)
Justin Bieber says he’s “a swaggy adult.”
By brendon May 16, 2012 @ 1:43 PM
Justin Bieber reveals himself as a wigger douche more and more with each passing day, and all we have to do now is sit back and marvel at it. For example in his new profile in GQ (via Huff Post), who was with him when a new Mercedes recently tricked out by West Coast Customs arrived.
Gathering around his new toy, Bieber seems “euphoric” and so excited that he pledges his loyalty to West Coast Customs and dismisses its rival, Platinum Motorsport. “Fuck Platinum,” he said. “Platinum can suck a dick, man. West Coast all day.”
Later he adds…
“I’m a swaggy adult,” he says, most convincingly.
I make a lot of mistakes too but that’s clearly not how you spell “faggy”.
Selena Gomez says kissing Justin Bieber is humiliating
By brendon April 20, 2012 @ 7:01 PM
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were at the Lakers-Spurs game in LA on Tuesday night, and this morning on Ryan Seacrests radio show (audio here) she was asked about being shown on the Staples Center “kiss-cam”. I’m assuming it did not go as Justin Bieber would have liked.
“That was probably the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to me. Probably.”
“I thought those were funny, and they were doing, like, these little elderly couples and it was so cute, and then all of a sudden we were both looking up and then we come on and it’s like, oh, so awkward. It was so weird.”
Well of course she feels that way. She’s 19. Every other girl her age has already figured out that Justin Bieber is a little douche. Just admitting that you like him is humiliating enough. Actually having to kiss him in public would be an unthinkable disgrace. Even those guys who fuck their cars must look at her with a disgusted pity.
Justin Bieber is really cool, totally not a douche
By brendon April 18, 2012 @ 5:30 PM
Selena Gomez dropped Justin Bieber off this morning on her way to the Jimmy Kimmel show studio, and if you still don’t understand what a cool badass he is, maybe you didn’t see his jeans. See how low he wears them? This guy doesn’t play by the rules. Unless the rules are to copy black kids from 2010, in which case, yes, he plays by them to the letter.
(image source = fame/flynet)
