This Girl Wants Justin Bieber To Be Her Prom Date

A lot of girls probably want Justin Bieber to be their prom dates, but most of those girls are really stupid and aren't possibly one of the girls around the world that the pop star is actually dating/sleeping with. Miami model Yovanna Ventura at least seems to think that... read more

The Sheriff's After Justin Bieber For What He Did to His Daughter

Justin Bieber and his posse of roughriders were playing miniature golf at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park on Monday night when a kerfuffle broke out that carried over into the batting cages. Justin bravely snatched a cell phone away from a chick who was standing nearby to... read more

Justin Bieber Is Super Incredibly Not Gay (VIDEO)

It's not cool to call Justin Bieber gay. First off, being gay is not a slur. Or it is a slur. I can't remember the current protocol, but I know it's not right to yell out at somebody who's merely an asswipe you want to punch in the tiny nose. Secondly, could somebody... read more

Floyd Mayweather Is Attached to Justin Bieber

Athletes have always been superstitious. I was willing to back Floyd Mayweather on wanting little Ricky Schroeder redux in his corner to bring the leprechaun champ mojo, but when the two started taking selfies and tweeting teen love notes to each other and sharing videos... read more

Justin Bieber Has A Whiny New Song For His Fans

While Justin Bieber has been trying so hard to prove to everyone how tough he is by dressing like the toughest mother fucker in high school at Coachella this month, his latest song is nothing but a whiny little ballad for all of his sad, horny tween fans. It's almost... read more

Is Selena Gomez Porking Legolas?

Selena Gomez has been seen around town with the very pretty Orlando Bloom. The two were spotted canoodling outside of the Chelsea Handler live comedy show at the L.A. Forum where half of Hollywood were ordered to attend by their shared publicists. When the photogs... read more

Justin Bieber Was Held By Customs (VIDEO)

Swaggy little mouth-breather and wannabe tough guy Justin Bieber was detained by U.S. Customs on his return trip to Los Angeles from Singapore yesterday, and he was reportedly questioned for five hours before he was released. It's pretty safe to assume that the reason he... read more

Justin Bieber Will Not Be Deported

The White House will not be deporting the world's tiniest geniusJustin Bieber back to Canada. A petition on the White House website received the requisite 100,000 signatures to get an official response from the government. The petition said that the effeminate... read more

Justin Bieber Scared All The White People At Coachella (VIDEO)

While the big news of Coachella was the reunion of Outkast and one of the biggest surprises was Beyonce joining her sister, Solange Knowles, on stage during her set, nothing at that stupid, overrated music festival made me happier than seeing Justin Bieber join Chance... read more

Selena Gomez Just Can't Quit Her Little Man

Proving that absolutely all rehab is a waste of time, Selena Gomez completely forsook her Bad Boys and Bad Habits rehab lessons from January and has fled back to be with her tiny Canadian Svengali. I don't know at what age girls stop running to the boy that everybody... read more

Justin Bieber Goes To Walmart

Pug-faced troll doll Justin Bieber can add wrecking a Walmart to his douchey resume. It seems that the tiny tyke was visiting his home town of Stratford, Ontario when he decided to go to the town's center of arts and culture: Walmart. Then, according to an eyewitness,... read more

Justin Bieber Was Booed At The Juno Awards (VIDEO)

Justin Bieber emerged from a crop of underwhelming nominees to win the honor of Fan's Choice at the Juno Awards last night, but it didn't really seem like the fans gave a shit about him. Probably off dealing with his legal troubles, Justin didn't even bother showing up... read more