Justin Bieber Was Held By Customs (VIDEO)

Swaggy little mouth-breather and wannabe tough guy Justin Bieber was detained by U.S. Customs on his return trip to Los Angeles from Singapore yesterday, and he was reportedly questioned for five hours before he was released. It's pretty safe to assume that the reason he... read more

Justin Bieber Will Not Be Deported

The White House will not be deporting the world's tiniest geniusJustin Bieber back to Canada. A petition on the White House website received the requisite 100,000 signatures to get an official response from the government. The petition said that the effeminate... read more

Justin Bieber Scared All The White People At Coachella (VIDEO)

While the big news of Coachella was the reunion of Outkast and one of the biggest surprises was Beyonce joining her sister, Solange Knowles, on stage during her set, nothing at that stupid, overrated music festival made me happier than seeing Justin Bieber join Chance... read more

Selena Gomez Just Can't Quit Her Little Man

Proving that absolutely all rehab is a waste of time, Selena Gomez completely forsook her Bad Boys and Bad Habits rehab lessons from January and has fled back to be with her tiny Canadian Svengali. I don't know at what age girls stop running to the boy that everybody... read more

Justin Bieber Goes To Walmart

Pug-faced troll doll Justin Bieber can add wrecking a Walmart to his douchey resume. It seems that the tiny tyke was visiting his home town of Stratford, Ontario when he decided to go to the town's center of arts and culture: Walmart. Then, according to an eyewitness,... read more

Justin Bieber Was Booed At The Juno Awards (VIDEO)

Justin Bieber emerged from a crop of underwhelming nominees to win the honor of Fan's Choice at the Juno Awards last night, but it didn't really seem like the fans gave a shit about him. Probably off dealing with his legal troubles, Justin didn't even bother showing up... read more

Justin Bieber Thinks He's James Dean Now

Justin Bieber makes the same stupid, confused face in every picture he takes, as he looks like a cross between a guy who hasn't taken a shit in 20 years and someone who can't find his car in a supermarket parking lot. He proved that when he found an old photo of James... read more

Justin Bieber Settles Egging Case

Lesbian lesser born hobbit Justin Bieber is trying to make a plea deal with his neighbor's lawyers over the infamous egging incident. The LA County DA asked to meet with Bieber's undead lawyer Howard Weitzman to discuss the deal. Basically the miniaturized shit eating... read more

Seth Rogen Called Justin Bieber 'A Piece Of Shit' (VIDEO)

Seth Rogen and Dave Franco were guests on a special edition of Bravo's Watch What Happens Live at SXSW on Wednesday night, and host Andy Cohen made sure to dig up Seth's distaste for the antics of douchebag dipshit singer Justin Bieber. Specifically, Andy asked Seth his... read more

Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Are Having The Sex Again (VIDEO)

Now that he's done showing all the lawyers and Katie Courics out there that he doesn't have time for their questions as he looks to further detriment his career, Justin Bieber is letting the rest of the world know that Selena Gomez is his one and only. While he's since... read more

Justin Bieber Can't Be Broken (VIDEO)

It's hard to imagine thinking Justin Bieber is more of a douche nugget than before, but watching this compilation of his Judd Nelson in Breakfast Club canned disaffection during a civil deposition elevates this Lollipop Guild thuglifer to an entirely new level of imp... read more

Don't Ask Justin Bieber About Selena Gomez

Whiny jail pisser and douchebag dad enabler Justin Bieber had to sit in a deposition in Miami yesterday for 4 hours, relating not to the drag racing and alleged drunk driving incident but the time that he allegedly ordered his bodyguard to attack a photographer last... read more