ADVERTISEMENT

Justin Bieber Defiling Stephen Baldwin’s Daughter

December 29, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says your work with the Lord isn’t being properly rewarded on Earth as when your eighteen year old daughter is taking the Bieber peen. Maybe Stephen Baldwin takes it as a test of faith. Like when the tax... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Got a Jet For Christmas

December 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the spirit of the season, I’m solidly behind Justin Bieber bragging about the new jet he got for Christmas. Why drop tens of millions on your own personal aircraft if you can’t brag about it. It makes everybody... READ MORE

Justin Bieber’s Dad Seems Like a Dick Too

December 2, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber’s internationally recognized homosexual procreator Jeremy Bieber is being accused of throwing a dog off a balcony as you would expect. Bieber and his Creed fan father bought the dog but never trained it since they are jointly... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Continues Spiritual Quest

November 21, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber met with a rabbi for three hours because those guys are really nice and generally bored and will talk to anyone for three hours or a year. He then hopped in a Rolls Royce and went to... READ MORE

The Day the Music Died

November 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber’s half-life is rapidly degenerating, as he is currently in seclusion on a religious retreat which might actually just mean rehab. His mission is to learn to spread the Word of God. Some pastor is coaching him through... READ MORE

Bieber The Preacher And Shit Around The Web

November 19, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian recording artist and also just artist Justin Bieber has found Jesus and wants to preach the word. He claims he’s giving up the drugs and sex and possibly even the fighting like a pussy. I have no problem... READ MORE

Bieber Got Some Splaining To Do And Shit Around The Web

November 15, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian midget doll Justin Bieber is being summoned back to Argentina regarding his entourage beating people up in a nightclub. I can’t wait for him to get put in an Argentine jail where he will meet Jesus… a big... READ MORE

Bieber Throws A Girlish Punch And Shit Around The Web

October 2, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber tried to show off his masculinity by throwing a 10-psi punch at a paparazzo in Paris. Apparently, the photog got too close to the little shit weasel and Biebs decided to flex his baby muscles. It impressed... READ MORE

Kendall Is Justin’s New Beard And Shit Around The Web

October 1, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber seems to have moved on from not having sex with Selena Gomez to pretending to bone Kendall Jenner. The two have been seen cavorting around Paris together. Probably shopping and talking about boys. Just... READ MORE

Bieber’s Desperation Strip And Shit Around The Web

September 10, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber was booed when he appeared at the Fashion Rocks event because even lame adults realize there’s a tier system to lameness. So, Bieber fell back on stripping, as his dad used to order him... READ MORE

Advertisement


Advertisement


Related Post

Advertisement


Advertisement


Advertisement