Justin Bieber Loads Up a Yacht Full of Skank

July 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The more Justin Bieber rents yachts and loads them up with strippers and booze, the more I begrudgingly have to respect the little shit weasel. If it weren’t for the trio of bloated social media assistants and handlers he... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Drops More N-Bombs to Music (VIDEO)

June 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The guy who wrote Justin Bieber’s recent apology for Justin’s racist joke that got leaked in a video forgot to mention there might be more coming. Apparently, 14 to 15 was a trying age for Justin, when he was... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Fake Apologizes for Being Fifteen and Short and Racist

June 3, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s a fact. Every white kid knows at least one racist joke. Black kids know at least two. The Spanish kids probably know tons more but I could never figure out what they were saying when they pointing at... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Probably Slept With Adriana Lima

May 29, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It turns out the Cannes Film Festival wasn’t all about being a shirtless dickhead and having Paris Hilton rub her sweaty moose knuckle all over his baby boner for Justin Bieber. According to Us Weekly, the 20-year old singer... READ MORE

Justin Bieber And A 16-Year Old Walked Into A Bar

May 28, 2014 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

At first glance, it could be pretty alarming that Justin Bieber, who is 20, was hanging out at the Rainbow Bar on the Sunset Strip with 16-year old Kylie Jenner. But it’s also a restaurant as much as it’s... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Is The World’s Greatest Skateboarder (VIDEO)

May 27, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber is back from walking around shirtless in Cannes and getting lap dances from Paris Hilton, so he hit up New York City yesterday to unwind by showing off his skateboarding skills. Of course he was shirtless while... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Is Partying With Paris Hilton And Wesley Snipes In Cannes (VIDEO)

May 21, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

In an ongoing effort to show us what a joke of a shitshow the Cannes Film Festival has become, not only has Paris Hilton been pretending she’s still a DJ at clubs in the city, but now the boy... READ MORE

This Girl Wants Justin Bieber To Be Her Prom Date

May 20, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A lot of girls probably want Justin Bieber to be their prom dates, but most of those girls are really stupid and aren’t possibly one of the girls around the world that the pop star is actually dating/sleeping with.... READ MORE

The Sheriff’s After Justin Bieber For What He Did to His Daughter

May 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber and his posse of roughriders were playing miniature golf at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park on Monday night when a kerfuffle broke out that carried over into the batting cages. Justin bravely snatched a cell phone away... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Is Super Incredibly Not Gay (VIDEO)

May 7, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not cool to call Justin Bieber gay. First off, being gay is not a slur. Or it is a slur. I can’t remember the current protocol, but I know it’s not right to yell out at somebody who’s... READ MORE