Justin Bieber Probably Slept With Adriana Lima

May 29, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It turns out the Cannes Film Festival wasn’t all about being a shirtless dickhead and having Paris Hilton rub her sweaty moose knuckle all over his baby boner for Justin Bieber. According to Us Weekly, the 20-year old singer delivered a death blow to all of his jealous haters by wearing former Victoria’s Secret model […]

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Justin Bieber And A 16-Year Old Walked Into A Bar

May 28, 2014 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

At first glance, it could be pretty alarming that Justin Bieber, who is 20, was hanging out at the Rainbow Bar on the Sunset Strip with 16-year old Kylie Jenner. But it’s also a restaurant as much as it’s a bar, so the two of them could have just been sharing a milkshake and some […]

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Justin Bieber Is The World’s Greatest Skateboarder (VIDEO)

May 27, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber is back from walking around shirtless in Cannes and getting lap dances from Paris Hilton, so he hit up New York City yesterday to unwind by showing off his skateboarding skills. Of course he was shirtless while skateboarding, because when you’re as ripped and tatted up as he is, you need all the […]

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Justin Bieber Is Partying With Paris Hilton And Wesley Snipes In Cannes (VIDEO)

May 21, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

In an ongoing effort to show us what a joke of a shitshow the Cannes Film Festival has become, not only has Paris Hilton been pretending she’s still a DJ at clubs in the city, but now the boy who couldn’t ever wear a shirt, Justin Bieber, has brought his saggy jeans and tough guy […]

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This Girl Wants Justin Bieber To Be Her Prom Date

May 20, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A lot of girls probably want Justin Bieber to be their prom dates, but most of those girls are really stupid and aren’t possibly one of the girls around the world that the pop star is actually dating/sleeping with. Miami model Yovanna Ventura at least seems to think that she’s dating Bieber, because she’s tweeted […]

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The Sheriff’s After Justin Bieber For What He Did to His Daughter

May 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber and his posse of roughriders were playing miniature golf at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park on Monday night when a kerfuffle broke out that carried over into the batting cages. Justin bravely snatched a cell phone away from a chick who was standing nearby to make sure she wasn’t filming his mini-muscles going […]

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Justin Bieber Is Super Incredibly Not Gay (VIDEO)

May 7, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not cool to call Justin Bieber gay. First off, being gay is not a slur. Or it is a slur. I can’t remember the current protocol, but I know it’s not right to yell out at somebody who’s merely an asswipe you want to punch in the tiny nose. Secondly, could somebody who’s gay […]

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Floyd Mayweather Is Attached to Justin Bieber

May 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Athletes have always been superstitious. I was willing to back Floyd Mayweather on wanting little Ricky Schroeder redux in his corner to bring the leprechaun champ mojo, but when the two started taking selfies and tweeting teen love notes to each other and sharing videos of their joint pre-fight pedicures, I found myself picking up […]

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Justin Bieber Has A Whiny New Song For His Fans

April 29, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

While Justin Bieber has been trying so hard to prove to everyone how tough he is by dressing like the toughest mother fucker in high school at Coachella this month, his latest song is nothing but a whiny little ballad for all of his sad, horny tween fans. It’s almost impossible to decipher the lyrics […]

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Is Selena Gomez Porking Legolas?

April 29, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Selena Gomez has been seen around town with the very pretty Orlando Bloom. The two were spotted canoodling outside of the Chelsea Handler live comedy show at the L.A. Forum where half of Hollywood were ordered to attend by their shared publicists. When the photogs spotted the new couple, Bloom darted away like he was […]

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