Tati Neves Claims She Had Sex With Justin Bieber

In the days after she posted a video of a sleeping Justin Bieber to YouTube, and once people on the internet quickly discovered who she is, model and possible escort Tati Neves quickly made a TV appearance to explain to the world that she never had sex with Justin. But Tati has since changed her mind and story in a manner that is very convenient for the singer, as she told The Sun that not only did she make him...read more

Is Justin Bieber's Biggest Crime Being Unoriginal?

Being unoriginal wouldn't even make the top ten shitty things about this little self-absorbed weasel. Still, it's worth noting on his permanent record of being a total dick that it looks like Bieber's overwhelming desire to start tagging cityscapes in Brazil was based upon an a graffiti character he basically stole after seeing in Austin. Or so a guy named Will tells us. He claims that Bieber's street work was just a...read more

Justin Bieber Graduates From Whoring to Tagging

Justin Bieber is in trouble again after he was allegedly caught spray painting graffiti on a wall in Brazil. The pint-sized turd was apparently tagging the old Hotel Nacional in Rio while his bodyguards stood watch. Some photographers took some pics of the little cockmunch doing it too and they got seriously harassed and assaulted. It's unclear what he was painting. I imagine that he was writing out the names of all...read more

A Brazilian Prostitute Sort Of Proved She Slept With Justin Bieber (VIDEO)

This random video doesn't explain much of anything, other than even in Brazil, people are still assholes and don't turn their cameras sideways. But it's spreading like gonorrhea in a Brazilian whorehouse because people think this girl is one of the prostitutes that Justin Bieber took back to his hotel room last week. Still, there are so many questions, like why does this guy need to pay for sex? Why didn't this...read more

Justin Bieber Offered Pimp Apprenticeship At Famous Brothel

Justin Bieber has been offered a "pimp apprenticeship" in Nevada's infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel. We told you yesterdaythat the little weasel turd was spotted at a well known whorehouse in Brazil. He was seen leaving with two ladies of the night. His bodyguards tried to disguise him under a bed sheet but his teen rebel tattoos were showing. Now Dennis Hof of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada wants Biebs to...read more

Justin Bieber Visited A Brothel In Brazil

According to a newspaper in Panama, Justin Bieber may or may not have paid a prostitute $500 for sex while he was there last week, and Justin's sad love for hookers all depended on whether or not we trusted the word of some random, unnamed Panamanian escort (we do). But now the evidence is a little more damning, as the New York Post has photos of Justin being ushered out of the Centauros whorehouse in Rio De Janiero,...read more

Disturbed Man Gets $100K In Plastic Surgery To Look Like Bieber

An incredibly disturbed man has gotten over $100,000 worth of plastic surgeries over the last five years so he can look more like Justin Bieber. Toby Sheldon is an aspiring singer and songwriter who apparently thinks that Justin Bieber is the greatest fucking musician in history. They had to chisel down Toby's cheeks and chin to make them more weasel-like. He goes in for botox shots and has had successful hair...read more

Justin Bieber Brings A Chick Onstage In Puerto Rico

If I'm that chick in China who Bieber brought up on stage to cream her pants in front of one billion of her countrymen I'd be kind of pissed to see him pulling the exact same crap in Puerto Rico. His slender, female like appendages gingerly caressing another random chick with the same tenderness with which he fondles his own vagina in his travel tub after shows. It turns out, it might just all be an act. But don't try...read more

Bieber's Weed Dealer Gets Bieber Tattoo

Justin Bieber's weed dealer paid the little lesbian the ultimate tribute by getting his weasel face tattooed on his arm. Milk Tyson, (that's right, Milk), claims to be the weed dealer to the stars. Considering there's a weed dispensary on every single corner in L.A. that with a fake doctor's note will let you purchase a Cheech & Chong van full of gangja seven days a week, you'd think this was a personal service...read more

Bieber Gets Into Slap Fight To Represent Hip Hop

It seems that Justin Bieber got into a bit of a tussle when a DJ refused to play hip hop at a club. The incident happened in South Korea when a shirtless Bieber, his hairless girlish chest gleaming with sweat, asked big time DJ Michael Woods to play some hip hop. Woods reportedly told The Biebs to "Fuck off and put some clothes on". That's when Biebs had a hissy fit and "fought" Woods' manager, to which I infer Woods'...read more

Chris Brown Says People Hate Bieber Because They're Racist

Professional asshole Chris Brown came to the defense of his BFF Justin Bieber by saying that the reason people hate Justin is because of racism. They are hating on Bieber for hanging out with cool black people...like Chris Brown. According to Brown, Bieber-scorn has nothing to do with the Canadian midget being late to concerts, treating fans like shit, spitting on people, or being carried up the Great Wall of China:...read more

Justin Bieber Makes A Girl Cry in China

There's really no escaping the masculine powerhouse that is Justin Bieber. His oozing testosterone was enough to bring one lucky Chinese girl to tears when Justin brought her up on stage during a Shanghai concert and began stroking her with his little baby hand. Later, Justin ripped off his clothes and ten thousand Chinese girls spontaneously feinted from a combination of budding sexual exasperation and the shocking...read more

Bieber Won't Get Reamed For Spitting On The Dick Next Door

Justin Bieber will not be charged foran incident in which he threatened and then spit on one of his neighbors. The expectorant happened when the douche that lives next door to Justin got on the Biebs tender girlish ass about driving like an asshole. Justin supposedly spit on the guy, as he is want to do, and threatened to kick his ass. Prosecutors decided that there wasn't enough evidence to charge Justin with any...read more

Justin Bieber Carried Up the Great Wall of China

Justin Bieber had his minions carry him up a section of the Great Wall of China so he could feel like Emperor Ming inspecting his grand creation. Also, to prove the basic law of physics that it's not that hard for two big dudes to carry a midget up a flight of stairs. When he reached the crenelated lookout post, Justin took a dump on the ancient rocks and barked at a Chinese girl to preserve it in a knockoff Nike...read more

There Is Chaos In The House Of Bieber

One of the recurring themes in any story involving Justin Bieber being a prickish little douchebag asshole is the presence of his "entourage" members and aspiring rappers Lil Twist and Lil Za (seen above at a Billboard party in May that they were invited to because they live with Bieber). They've been behind the wheels of Bieber's expensive cars when neighbors have reported them speeding and Twist was even accused of...read more