Justin Bieber Visited A Brothel In Brazil

According to a newspaper in Panama, Justin Bieber may or may not have paid a prostitute $500 for sex while he was there last week, and Justin's sad love for hookers all depended on whether or not we trusted the word of some random, unnamed Panamanian escort (we do). But now the evidence is a little more damning, as the New York Post has photos of Justin being ushered out of the Centauros whorehouse in Rio De Janiero,...read more

Disturbed Man Gets $100K In Plastic Surgery To Look Like Bieber

An incredibly disturbed man has gotten over $100,000 worth of plastic surgeries over the last five years so he can look more like Justin Bieber. Toby Sheldon is an aspiring singer and songwriter who apparently thinks that Justin Bieber is the greatest fucking musician in history. They had to chisel down Toby's cheeks and chin to make them more weasel-like. He goes in for botox shots and has had successful hair...read more

Justin Bieber Brings A Chick Onstage In Puerto Rico

If I'm that chick in China who Bieber brought up on stage to cream her pants in front of one billion of her countrymen I'd be kind of pissed to see him pulling the exact same crap in Puerto Rico. His slender, female like appendages gingerly caressing another random chick with the same tenderness with which he fondles his own vagina in his travel tub after shows. It turns out, it might just all be an act. But don't try...read more

Bieber's Weed Dealer Gets Bieber Tattoo

Justin Bieber's weed dealer paid the little lesbian the ultimate tribute by getting his weasel face tattooed on his arm. Milk Tyson, (that's right, Milk), claims to be the weed dealer to the stars. Considering there's a weed dispensary on every single corner in L.A. that with a fake doctor's note will let you purchase a Cheech & Chong van full of gangja seven days a week, you'd think this was a personal service...read more

Bieber Gets Into Slap Fight To Represent Hip Hop

It seems that Justin Bieber got into a bit of a tussle when a DJ refused to play hip hop at a club. The incident happened in South Korea when a shirtless Bieber, his hairless girlish chest gleaming with sweat, asked big time DJ Michael Woods to play some hip hop. Woods reportedly told The Biebs to "Fuck off and put some clothes on". That's when Biebs had a hissy fit and "fought" Woods' manager, to which I infer Woods'...read more

Chris Brown Says People Hate Bieber Because They're Racist

Professional asshole Chris Brown came to the defense of his BFF Justin Bieber by saying that the reason people hate Justin is because of racism. They are hating on Bieber for hanging out with cool black people...like Chris Brown. According to Brown, Bieber-scorn has nothing to do with the Canadian midget being late to concerts, treating fans like shit, spitting on people, or being carried up the Great Wall of China:...read more

Justin Bieber Makes A Girl Cry in China

There's really no escaping the masculine powerhouse that is Justin Bieber. His oozing testosterone was enough to bring one lucky Chinese girl to tears when Justin brought her up on stage during a Shanghai concert and began stroking her with his little baby hand. Later, Justin ripped off his clothes and ten thousand Chinese girls spontaneously feinted from a combination of budding sexual exasperation and the shocking...read more

Bieber Won't Get Reamed For Spitting On The Dick Next Door

Justin Bieber will not be charged foran incident in which he threatened and then spit on one of his neighbors. The expectorant happened when the douche that lives next door to Justin got on the Biebs tender girlish ass about driving like an asshole. Justin supposedly spit on the guy, as he is want to do, and threatened to kick his ass. Prosecutors decided that there wasn't enough evidence to charge Justin with any...read more

Justin Bieber Carried Up the Great Wall of China

Justin Bieber had his minions carry him up a section of the Great Wall of China so he could feel like Emperor Ming inspecting his grand creation. Also, to prove the basic law of physics that it's not that hard for two big dudes to carry a midget up a flight of stairs. When he reached the crenelated lookout post, Justin took a dump on the ancient rocks and barked at a Chinese girl to preserve it in a knockoff Nike...read more

There Is Chaos In The House Of Bieber

One of the recurring themes in any story involving Justin Bieber being a prickish little douchebag asshole is the presence of his "entourage" members and aspiring rappers Lil Twist and Lil Za (seen above at a Billboard party in May that they were invited to because they live with Bieber). They've been behind the wheels of Bieber's expensive cars when neighbors have reported them speeding and Twist was even accused of...read more

Justin Bieber Ruins Everything

Justin Bieber is the human taint. He's like an STD minus any of the fun you had in acquiring him. Imagine you stubbed your toe on a table leg and it gave you herpes. That's Justin Bieber. Earlier, we saw him fucking ruining Superman vs. Batman, just by the mere baseless insinuation he was going to be part of the upcoming movie. Over the weekend he instantly discredited Floyd Mayweather's unification victory. Great...read more

Justin Bieber Is Trying To Ruin Superman

Justin Bieber has every comic book geek from here to Metropolis freaking out over the above image that he posted to Instagram on Saturday, because everyone thinks it means that the boy with the mustache made of pubes is actually going to be in Batman vs. Superman. Realistically, Warner Bros. just sent him a copy of the script because he's a huge celebrity and keeping the plot a secret is for pussies. But on the awful...read more

Justin Bieber's Mile High Club

The latest in Justin Bieber's life leading to an eventual bad end that nobody with male gonads will care about has the star and his posse of pussies smoking so many blunts on a private plane that the pilot thought he was going to need oxygen. Apparently, Biebs and his band of merry fuckwads don't just get baked on tour buses and backstage after his musical tour de force. They like to get high on their $60K jaunts...read more

Justin Bieber's Mustache Is a Game Changer

Justin Bieber publicly debuted his mustache this weekend in New York . I think we can all agree that there's nothing more manly on a girl than a mustache. When you throw in Justin's wicked masculine temper, his sexually unsure inspired body art, and his muscular physique resembling those odd kids you see in Guatemala lifting dumbbells at age six, ring the fucking macho man bell. This Canadian lesbian midget is going...read more

Justin Bieber And Chris Brown Are Best Friends

Justin Bieber posted the above photo to his Instagram account yesterday, showing off the new graffiti art that Chris Brown sprayed for his half pipe, while calling the guy who bounced Rihanna's face off of a car window "super dope." These two have been friends for a while, which might actually explain a lot about the way both of them behave. Best case scenario: they're both eventually arrested for murder, they blame...read more