Justin Trudeau Jizz Splashes Rolling Stone

July 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's impossible to accurately measure the erection Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner achieves when he imagines coiffed Canadian politico Justin Trudeau as his natural born leader. Leave a generous tip for the hotel maid. Scraping cum off the drapes... READ MORE

Matthew Perry Beat Up Justin Trudeau

March 17, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Matthew Perry went on Jimmy Kimmel and explained that he and his buddy beat the shit out of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. This while they all attended the same posh French immersion boarding school.