JWOWW Is An ‘Actress’ Now, But It’s Not Porn

April 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that Snooki has become a huge success at being a human bobblehead doll, her castmate from Jersey Shore Jenni Farley, AKA JWOWW, has also figured out what it is she wants to be when she grows up. Because... READ MORE

The Situation Gets Reality Show Literally No One Asked For

April 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has started shooting the reality show absolutely no one wants to see. You’ll recall that the Sitch, (ugh), is the 47-year-old troglodyte from The Jersey Shore that was always showing people his tummy. Human herp... READ MORE

JWoww and Snooki are now in bikinis

March 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

JWoww and Snooki were in Cancun this weekend, doing whatever the hell it is they do for MTV these days, and although J strutted around in a bikini (closeup picture of her mound and cellulite as she struggles up... READ MORE

JWoww is a bikini genius

December 23, 2011 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Someone let JWoww design her own line of swimwear, and, as literally everyone who has ever heard of JWoww would have guessed, the result was animal prints on a bikini even sluttier than regular bikinis. Her line uses a... READ MORE

“I want to smell like JWoww smells.”

December 2, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

JWoww went to New York yesterday for the launch of her exclusive fragrance line at K-Mart, which is exactly the kind of place I assumed would have an exclusive fragrance line from JWoww. It’s surprising more of the ‘Jersey... READ MORE

Monday headlines, with romance and fitness

June 28, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

DAVE CHAPELLE – walked around NYC this weekend, and if you’re wondering what he’s been doing since he left ‘The Chapelle Show’, the answer apparently is, “millions of push-ups.” ( READ MORE

‘Jersey Shore’ has arrived in Italy

May 14, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

The cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ arrived in Florence, Italy, today to film the next season of their MTV show, and if you’re wondering how long it took to for them to embarrass me as an American, I’m not quite... READ MORE

JWoww is in a bikini

March 22, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

JWoww put on a bikini and went poolside in Miami earlier today, and just look at her expression as she admires her huge implants. She’s so pleased, so proud, she’s practically beaming. You’d think she was watching her son... READ MORE

JWoww wants to pose for Playboy again

February 18, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Back in September, JWoww was offered $400,000 to pose fully naked in Playboy. Amazingly, and I say that because I assume she’s kind of slutty, she turned it down. But not for good, as it turns out. E! says…... READ MORE

JWoww wore a see thru dress

February 12, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

JWoww is in New York for Fashion Week, and last night she was the special guest at… okay I forgot to write it down. Someones show. No one good, obviously. But she tried to make it good by wearing... READ MORE