JWOWW Is An ‘Actress’ Now, But It’s Not Porn

April 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that Snooki has become a huge success at being a human bobblehead doll, her castmate from Jersey Shore Jenni Farley, AKA JWOWW, has also figured out what it is she wants to be when she grows up. Because it takes practically no talent at all, JWOWW has fit right in as one of the […]


The Situation Gets Reality Show Literally No One Asked For

April 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has started shooting the reality show absolutely no one wants to see. You’ll recall that the Sitch, (ugh), is the 47-year-old troglodyte from The Jersey Shore that was always showing people his tummy. Human herp sores Jwoww and Snooki have their own show, so why not The Situation? Because he’s an […]


JWoww and Snooki are now in bikinis

March 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

JWoww and Snooki were in Cancun this weekend, doing whatever the hell it is they do for MTV these days, and although J strutted around in a bikini (closeup picture of her mound and cellulite as she struggles up some sand, thankfully included) Snooki stayed covered up for the most part so you couldn’t see […]

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