The Turning Out of Kaia Gerber

August 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's a weird thing when your parents size you up as a pubescent teen and tell you it's time to start dressing provocatively if you want to eat. Even weirder when you're filthy rich and that not eating part... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Searching for a Hyphenate

February 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If Audi commercials have taught us anything it's that being rich and pretty and stupid isn't enough for our daughters anymore. Kendall Jenner has made a small fortune being mostly naked and staring into the distance thinking about puppies. 

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Cindy Crawford Hangs With Her Teen Model Daughter

December 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cindy Crawford has been on a running rant about trolls on social media complaining about her aging looks. Something you simply don't expect when you're fifty and still posting half naked selfies and magazine shots of you with no... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Turns 21

November 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana's trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters,... READ MORE

Kaia Gerber Passed Around

September 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Not many people's lives are set at fifteen. Bombed out Syrian refugees and celebrity daughter models do grow up fast. Cindy Crawford's daughter, Kaia Gerber, was named the Breakout Model of the Year at some posh New York Fashion... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford Guides Her Daughter’s First Time

August 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If your roommate stole your fucking Teen Vogue again and you missed Cindy Crawford interviewing her own daughter on the blessings of modeling right as your breasts are coming in, you missed the world. READ MORE

Cindy Crawford’s Underage Daughter

March 15, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

The media is engaging in its favorite pastime again. The one where it manipulates people into feeling something so that it can self-righteously chide those people for behaving exactly how it knew they would. Currently the media is making... READ MORE