By Lex July 04, 2013 @ 1:09 PM
Yesterday, we learned Kaley Cuoco was riding the Man of Steel. Today, a horse. Which in no way should remind anyone of the tragedy that ensued when the last Superman rode a horse. If it does, just watch Kaley’s tits bounce up and down for a bit, it’ll pass.
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By Lex July 02, 2013 @ 6:34 PM
According to several excitably romantic sounding gossip blogs, Superman ‘mega-hunk’ Henry Cavill is now sticking it to Kaley Cuoco. I guess you’d have to call that a win for Kaley. Even though she’s a great looking woman for whom I’d mule drugs into Singapore if she promised me sex of any kind, I’m guessing that Superman can pretty much get any woman in Hollywood that he wants. That’s a power only really known to womankind heretofore, but the Man of Steel has it now too. X-ray vision, flying, and immortality pretty much take a distant second place to the power to get any pussy you want. Think on that one hard and what you’d go for if the genie gave you just one wish.
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By Lex May 31, 2013 @ 1:23 PM
There’s something to be said for being the girl on TV every girl wants to be and every guy wants to bang. I actually have no idea if girls feel that way about Kaley Cuoco. I’m fairly certain I’ve got the guy side nailed down.
Here’s Kaley in FHM magazine. Just look at Kaley’s mocking laughter as she realizes just how badly you want to have sex with her.
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By Lex March 26, 2013 @ 3:41 PM
I used to love Kaley Cuoco. But something is happening that I’m none too pleased with. Kaley Cuoco is getting less hot. I’m thinking maybe it’s me. Perhaps you can only stare at a woman’s chest for so long before you become apathetic to her looks. I’d like to think not, but that could be some male-mating predisposition to keep the genetic pool diverse. Or maybe Kaley’s just getting less hot. She’s showing her boobs more lately, which could be a sign she’s sensing the same thing.
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By brendon April 12, 2011 @ 10:21 AM
Kaley Cuoco of Big Bang Theory, Bridget Moynahan of that one movie where Will Smith played a reluctant hero, Ashley Tisdale of some Disney thing I can’t remember, and Keri Hilson of I couldn’t even guess (I’m racist so I’ll assume a Tyler Perry movie) are all in the new Allure magazine nude issue, their annual gimmick so girls you’ve kind of heard of can get attention they don’t deserve.
How long have they been doing this? I’m assuming it began back before you could get HD porn online in 30 seconds, with girls who are not only way way hotter but more famous. It’s 2011. TOGTFO. It might as well be pictures of Mae West.