Kardashian Bastard Baby Not To Be Named Kaidence

Well, fuck me. And sorry to those of you prognosticators who called the idiotic name Kaidence in our Twitter contest. Looks like Kim and Kanye have not decided to name the product of their hotel room splooge Kaidence. The name has not yet been officially given by the parents, which can only mean they're selling that announcement to some magazine. Or they're waiting for the summer solstice and Satan to arise andanoint...

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Kaidence Donda West Is the Name of Your Destroyer

If you had Kaidence in the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West baby naming pool, you may just have won a $500 gift card. I'd use it quick before the child grows up to bring a hellish apocalypse upon the human race. Maybe you have a few weeks until she learns to breathe fire and teleport herself.

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Kerry Rhodes Isn't Gay, He's Kim Kardashian's Baby Daddy!

Kerry Rhodes, the infamously rumored gay NFL star, outed by his own boyfriend in a video on this very site, now is telling his buddies via text that he might be the Kim's baby daddy as he was nailing the Kardashian nine months ago around the same dates that Kanye was. Man this could be my baby!! I was fu**ing her the same time as K.West was lol!!! While any sane person is willing to believe that Kim could have been...

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Scott Disick Stars In Kanye West's 'American Psycho' (Video)

Over the weekend, some grainy, incomprehensible footage of Scott Disick playing Patrick Bateman in American Psycho for one of Kanye West's promotional videos for "Yeezus" hit the web, but nobody could really appreciate the cheesy porn parody value of it until a cleaner version became available. Fortunately, West uploaded the video to his website, and now you can watch two guys who became famous for their associations...

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Kanye West Is Not a Cheater

Leyla Ghobadi, self-described model and tour whore from Quebec, has now modified her shocking tale of being on the vagina end of Kanye cheating on Kim.Leyla is now sort of kind of remembering that maybe her juice sloshing episodes with Yeezus actually took place before Kanye planted his flag in Kim's fat-injected dumper. "I was introduced to him at the Montreal concert. We met backstage as I knew members of his band....

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Kardashian Baby Arrives, Just as Was Foretold

I can tell you now that a well-placed source within the Kardashian camp, let's call her, Whore X, clued me into the fact that this baby wasn't coming in mid-July. That was a shady ruse designed to deke the press, at least the ones who didn't pay seven figures exclusive coverage deals. Since nobody listened to Father Brennan once again, the devil baby is upon us. What shall be our end times? Brimstone? Locusts? A...

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Kanye West Thinks He's Steve Jobs

Obnoxious egomaniac and Kardashian-breeder, Kanye West, believes that in the future people will think of him the way they do about Steve Jobs. Yeah, that Steve Jobs. It all started when a simple interview with the New York Times turned into a three day rant where Kanye discussed how awesome he is. That's not really a surprise. It was when he began comparing himself to Jobs that things got really weird: "I think what...

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Leyla Ghobadi Claims She Slept With Kanye

This may blow your minds, like actually make your heads explode in complete shock, but a model that nobody has heard of is claiming that she slept with someone famous. In this case, Canadian model Leyla Ghobadi recently told Star Magazine that she had sex with Kanye West during Kim Kardashian's neverending pregnancy. Leyla claims that Kanye spotted her in the crowd at one of his shows and had his team find her and...

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Kim Kardashian To Be All Alone When Her Baby Pops Out!

With just 12 days left until her demon seeds bursts across her uterine River Styx, Kim Kardashian is frightened to learn she'll be all alone in the delivery room. And, by all alone, she is discounting her mom, her two hag full sisters, her personal secretary, her hair and makeup, her social media rep, a camera crew of four from E!, a photographer and his assistant from People magazine, the extensive medical team, and...

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Bruce Jenner: I've Only Met Kanye West One Time

"Actually, I've only met him once. He's never … he's not around. He was in Paris the whole time writing and he just hasn't been around," -- Bruce Jenner to Extra. And here's that time. At the X-Factor watching Khloe Kardashian monotone her teleprompter lines in a dress that barely contained her winter thermal layer. Just look at Kanye. He looks like he can't wait to join the Kardashian family 'nobody fucking eat,...

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Kanye Needs to Be Heard (VIDEO)

Kanye West was doing that thing he does where he tries really hard to be controversial on Saturday Night Live last weekend. He sang a couple of songs from his new album one of which is called New Slaves. It's about how the prison system is like a new form of slavery. Hence the articulately titled New Slaves. It was shot mostly as a tight close-up of him with images of the Ku Klux Klan and whatnot projected behind him....

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Kanye West Still Thinks He's Jesus

Back in 2006, Kanye West declared that he should be featured in the Bible because he believed that he could tell stories in a way that would make kids want to learn about them, and because he had "changed the sound of music". That same year, he also appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone wearing a crown of thorns. And yesterday, Kanye's girlfriend Kim Kardashian posted a picture of his new album to Instagram and...

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Kanye West's Bloody Mark

If I'm Kanye West, I'm taking it as a supernatural sign that a bloody stigmata appears on my forehead while on a date with my bloated pregnant annoying lady girlfriend fuck buddy person. The Crown of Thorns wound appeared shortly after a 'Wrong Way' sign up and slapped the independently annoying rapper across his big fat head. How much more of an Amityville warning do you need, Kanye? Get the fuck out of the house. ...

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Kim Kardashian Is So Punk Rock

Vogue editor Anna Wintour had famously banned Kim Kardashian from her annual Met Gala in previous years, but one of the perks of dating the world's biggest rap star is that people tend to change their minds. So after Kim, Anna and Kanye West got together for lunch recently, it was pretty clear that Anna had lifted the ban for this year's punk-themed event, which took place last night in New York City. And while the...

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Ray J's 'I Hit It First' Is Pretty Sad (VIDEO)

It has been about six years since Kim Kardashian accepted $5 million from Vivid Entertainment for the release of her amateur porn that she recorded with then-unknown hip hop artist Ray J in 2003. So while Kim and now-unknown hip hop artist Ray J presumably haven't slept together in a decade, the latter has released a new video for his single, "I Hit it First", which is obviously directed at Kim's current boyfriend...

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