Kim Kardashian To Be All Alone When Her Baby Pops Out!

With just 12 days left until her demon seeds bursts across her uterine River Styx, Kim Kardashian is frightened to learn she'll be all alone in the delivery room. And, by all alone, she is discounting her mom, her two hag full sisters, her personal secretary, her hair and makeup, her social media rep, a camera crew of four from E!, a photographer and his assistant from People magazine, the extensive medical team, and...read more

Bruce Jenner: I've Only Met Kanye West One Time

"Actually, I've only met him once. He's never … he's not around. He was in Paris the whole time writing and he just hasn't been around," -- Bruce Jenner to Extra. And here's that time. At the X-Factor watching Khloe Kardashian monotone her teleprompter lines in a dress that barely contained her winter thermal layer. Just look at Kanye. He looks like he can't wait to join the Kardashian family 'nobody fucking eat,...read more

Kanye Needs to Be Heard (VIDEO)

Kanye West was doing that thing he does where he tries really hard to be controversial on Saturday Night Live last weekend. He sang a couple of songs from his new album one of which is called New Slaves. It's about how the prison system is like a new form of slavery. Hence the articulately titled New Slaves. It was shot mostly as a tight close-up of him with images of the Ku Klux Klan and whatnot projected behind him....read more

Kanye West Still Thinks He's Jesus

Back in 2006, Kanye West declared that he should be featured in the Bible because he believed that he could tell stories in a way that would make kids want to learn about them, and because he had "changed the sound of music". That same year, he also appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone wearing a crown of thorns. And yesterday, Kanye's girlfriend Kim Kardashian posted a picture of his new album to Instagram and...read more

Kanye West's Bloody Mark

If I'm Kanye West, I'm taking it as a supernatural sign that a bloody stigmata appears on my forehead while on a date with my bloated pregnant annoying lady girlfriend fuck buddy person. The Crown of Thorns wound appeared shortly after a 'Wrong Way' sign up and slapped the independently annoying rapper across his big fat head. How much more of an Amityville warning do you need, Kanye? Get the fuck out of the house....read more

Kim Kardashian Is So Punk Rock

Vogue editor Anna Wintour had famously banned Kim Kardashian from her annual Met Gala in previous years, but one of the perks of dating the world's biggest rap star is that people tend to change their minds. So after Kim, Anna and Kanye West got together for lunch recently, it was pretty clear that Anna had lifted the ban for this year's punk-themed event, which took place last night in New York City. And while the...read more

Ray J's 'I Hit It First' Is Pretty Sad (VIDEO)

It has been about six years since Kim Kardashian accepted $5 million from Vivid Entertainment for the release of her amateur porn that she recorded with then-unknown hip hop artist Ray J in 2003. So while Kim and now-unknown hip hop artist Ray J presumably haven't slept together in a decade, the latter has released a new video for his single, "I Hit it First", which is obviously directed at Kim's current boyfriend...read more

In Desperate Need Of Attention, Ray J Fires Shots At Kanye West

Rapper Ray J is famous because he made a really boring sex tape with Kim Kardashian before anybody knew who she was, but while Kim went on to create a reality TV empire, Ray J is still just that dude who had sex with Kim Kardashian. Apparently that's changing, though, because Ray J will soon star as the host of Oxygen's Bad Girls Club All-Star Battle, and I wouldn't have known that unless he Tweeted the above image...read more

Are Kanye And Kim Really Calling Their Crotch Troll North West?

Guess what Kanye West and Kim Bigasses' baby name is rumored to be. Go on, guess. Did you guess a normal unobnoxious name? Then you are wrong. They are reportedly calling their celeb larvae North. North West. Like, the direction. Would someone please slip that bitch some pitocin in her drink so we can get this gestation over with already. It's going to be even worse once Kim shits out this flesh turd and calls it...read more

Kanye Tells Kris Jenner To Go Fuck Herself...Politely

Kris Jenner is a soul sucking creature from the depths of hell, who also happens to be responsible for the Kardashian Empire. An empire completely based off the fact that one of her daughters got railed by the D list brother of a C list pop singer. So it's not entirely shocking that she wants to destroy Kanye West entire career by becoming his manager. Kris has wanted to manage someone of Kanye's stature and talent...read more

Kanye West Still > Everyone Else

It's only fitting that on the anniversary of Johnny Cash's birth, we'd be reminded that the state of music in America is equal to the toilets of a truck stop Taco Bell. Leading this current bowel movement to turn this country's children into quasi-retarded, spoiled fame whores is rapper and father-to-be Kanye West, who unleashed a verbal tsunami of sociopath rage on Saturday night at his concert in London. Apparently...read more

Kim Kardashian Had Sex On Camera. Again.

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." - Kris Jenner, applying lube to Kanye Image Source - Splash News, WENNread more

Friday Morning Headlines

LOUIS CK - has been witnessed peeping into windows and watching underage girls getting undressed, according to flyers posted in Huntington Beach. He's not mentioned by name, so it may be a hoax or someone just used a picture that looked close enough, or maybe he really is doing it because how else are you supposed to watch underage girls take their clothes off? Most of them are so stuck-up they make a big deal out of...read more

Kim Kardashian is working out to not gain weight while pregnant.

Kim Kardashian has been eating for two lately, which is a statement that could have been made at any point during the past 5 years. But now she's actually pregnant, and eating even more than usual, then working out really hard so she doesn't gain weight because she clearly has no idea how pregnancy works. Hollywood Life says... "She is just craving so many sweets now, like pies and ice cream. She is working out a lot...read more

Kim Kardashian wont sell pictures of her baby (except for more money)

It was very much out of character when Kim Kardashian reportedly turned down 3 million dollars for the first pictures of the baby she's having with Kanye West, but very much in character now that it seems she did so because she's holding out for more money. ...the longer they wait the better, becauseKris Jenner has it all under control! "Kris instructed Kim and Kanye to NOT sell photos of their baby for a mere $3...read more