Kanye West Mentors Teen Girls

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Quite coincidentally, Kanye West has determined that one of the Jenner girls little teen friends, Pia Mia Perez, is going to be his protege he turns into the next Rihanna. This naturally inovlves spending time alone with her in the studio, working well into the evening, away from his fat fiancee and all her cameras […]


Kim’s And Kanye’s Rep Claims They’re Not Greedy

March 24, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are currently suing YouTube founder Chad Hurley because they believe that since their engagement video was leaked online, they lost out on a lot of money that they could have received from selling it, like all truly loving couples do. Chad reportedly made them a significant settlement offer of donating […]


Kim Kardashian Gets Her Vogue Cover

March 22, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Vogue not so fetching editor Anna Wintour pretends to be the immovable object, but she isn’t. She’s just a creepy looking neighbor lady with a bad haircut who you discover wasn’t just selling Mary Kay out of her the back of her Kia. Kim Kardashian greatly wanted her position in the fashion world to be […]


Kanye West Sent To Anger Management Classes

March 18, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Legally registered asshole Kanye West plead no contest to battery charges and was sentenced to two year probation and anger management classes. The charges stem from an incident in July when West lost it on a photographer named Daniel Ramos and beat the shit out of him outside LAX. It was all caught on video […]


Jay Z Not Going To Be Kanye’s Best Man

March 11, 2014 | Uncategorized | Brendon| 0 Comments

Jay Z won’t be Kanye West’s best man at his wedding this coming May. Kanye asked Jay Z to stand at his side while he intentionally fucks up his life and marries the world’s most notorious money-crazed hooker. But Mr. Z and his wife Beyoncé refuse to appear on Keeping Up With The Kardashians because either it’s […]


Kim and Kanye Targeted for Their Groundbreaking Interracial Sex

February 20, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian backed her bastard baby daddy Kanye West by saying that TMZ only goes after them because they are racist. This past weekend Kanye went on one of his epic rants in which he said that the only reason that the media in general and TMZ in particular went after them is because they […]


George Zimmerman Wants To Fight Kanye West

February 4, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Noted neighborhood watch commander George Zimmerman wants to fight Kanye West in the boxing ring. Besides being a painter now, Zimmerman also fancies himself a pugilist. He wants West to be his next opponent, for cash considerations, naturally. Zimmerman says that Kanye beats up on innocent people and needs a good comeuppance. He’s mostly just baiting […]


Kanye Gives $250,000 to the Kid He Beat Up

January 30, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Kanye West has reportedly made a cash settlement with the eighteen year old disturbed kid he beat up. We told you the tale of Kanye getting into a bitch fight with the teen that called Kim a n***er lover and a whore at a chiropractor’s office in LA. Kanye proceeded to kick the living dog shit […]


E! To Pay For Kim And Kanye’s Unholy Union

January 29, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

The E! channel has graciously offered to pick up the multimillion dollar tab for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding. It’s sort of a tradition really when the bride’s on her third husband, her dad is dead, and a dozen TV executives are paying for their kids braces off the antics of the small-headed ass-model […]


Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Make Her A Great Mom

January 25, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Because it’s all she apparently does now, Kim Kardashian went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with her baby and the rapper that gifted it to her in exchange for her soul. More importantly, Kim was in full-on mom mode, proving her haters and critics wrong by showing that not only can she take care of […]