Kris Jenner Thinks North West Isn't Going To Be Teased

Kris Jenner, the crusty vaginal font of all things Kardashian, said that she doesn't think her new granddaughter will be picked on at school for her name. Kris was on Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday and gay Muppet host Andy Cohen asked her if she thought that lil'... read more

Kim and Kanye Can't Turn Away Baby Money Fast Enough

Bearing her rapper boyfriend's bastard baby has changed Kim Kardashian. So we are told. So much so that when some Australian magazine offered her $3 million for first photos of her stupidly named daughter, Kim said nay. She and Kanye do not want their offspring living a... read more

Kris Jenner Tried To Explain North West (VIDEO)

Soon-to-be talk show host and woman who would burn an entire orphanage to the ground for attention, Kris Jenner, was on The View yesterday to discuss, among other crap, how her cash cow daughter, Kim Kardashian, just named her newborn baby North West. Kris claimed that... read more

The North Name Gets Even Lamer

By now we all know that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their womb ferret North West. But why? Why, of all the names in the whole world did they pick a fucking direction as a name? Was it simply to make a stupid pun? According to sources close to the obnoxious... read more

Kanye And Kim Named Baby North West

North West. That's what Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have named their bastard daughter. There had been rumors since March that they would name the baby North, but Kim denied it. You know, because it's fucking stupid. But I guess she gave in to the pressure exerted by... read more

Kardashian Bastard Baby Not To Be Named Kaidence

Well, fuck me. And sorry to those of you prognosticators who called the idiotic name Kaidence in our Twitter contest. Looks like Kim and Kanye have not decided to name the product of their hotel room splooge Kaidence. The name has not yet been officially given by the... read more

Kaidence Donda West Is the Name of Your Destroyer

If you had Kaidence in the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West baby naming pool, you may just have won a $500 gift card. I'd use it quick before the child grows up to bring a hellish apocalypse upon the human race. Maybe you have a few weeks until she learns to breathe fire... read more

Kerry Rhodes Isn't Gay, He's Kim Kardashian's Baby Daddy!

Kerry Rhodes, the infamously rumored gay NFL star, outed by his own boyfriend in a video on this very site, now is telling his buddies via text that he might be the Kim's baby daddy as he was nailing the Kardashian nine months ago around the same dates that Kanye was.... read more

Scott Disick Stars In Kanye West's 'American Psycho' (Video)

Over the weekend, some grainy, incomprehensible footage of Scott Disick playing Patrick Bateman in American Psycho for one of Kanye West's promotional videos for "Yeezus" hit the web, but nobody could really appreciate the cheesy porn parody value of it until a cleaner... read more

Kanye West Is Not a Cheater

Leyla Ghobadi, self-described model and tour whore from Quebec, has now modified her shocking tale of being on the vagina end of Kanye cheating on Kim.Leyla is now sort of kind of remembering that maybe her juice sloshing episodes with Yeezus actually took place before... read more

Kardashian Baby Arrives, Just as Was Foretold

I can tell you now that a well-placed source within the Kardashian camp, let's call her, Whore X, clued me into the fact that this baby wasn't coming in mid-July. That was a shady ruse designed to deke the press, at least the ones who didn't pay seven figures exclusive... read more

Kanye West Thinks He's Steve Jobs

Obnoxious egomaniac and Kardashian-breeder, Kanye West, believes that in the future people will think of him the way they do about Steve Jobs. Yeah, that Steve Jobs. It all started when a simple interview with the New York Times turned into a three day rant where Kanye... read more