Kim Kardashian Gets Naked for Her Baby Daddy’s Music Video

November 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Someday, when Kanye West leafs through the trampled heap of megalomania and poor decision making that ultimately shaped his life, he’ll remember that time he got Kim Kardashian naked and riding on his lap atop a motorcycle in one of his shitty music videos. He’ll smile knowing that for one shining moment, he was on […]

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Kanye West Took Higher Education Down A Notch

November 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have done so well in ruining the future of America by teaching kids that all they need to do to get famous is ride coattails or make shitty, lazy sex tapes, the rapper has taken his game to the Ivy League. Kanye spoke at Harvard yesterday as part […]

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Kanye West Wasn’t Always An Arrogant Dick

November 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MTV recently released an uncut interview with a then-little known Kanye West, who talked about everything from his childhood to the act of producing his first album, and he was actually, shockingly humble and enjoyable throughout most of it. Of course, there are little flashes of the self-declared deity that we know today – like […]

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Kanye Cancels Show Tonight

November 1, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West canceled his Vancouver show for tonight because the truss that holds up his big-ass LED screen that depicts all his heavenly Yeezus backdrops got damaged when trucking north to the venue. The mark of any great musician is his willingness to cancel a concert because his truss got cracked. I know what the […]

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Kanye Believes He and Kim Are More Important Than the Obamas

October 31, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West is having another bout of saying shit that makes sense in his world. This time he’s claiming that the Blessed He and Kim are more influential than President Obama and his wife Michelle. It all went down when the megalomaniacal semi-decent rapper sat down with fancy lad Ryan Seacrest for an interview. According […]

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Kanye West Goes Ball Deep Into Jesus Allegories

October 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West went full Jesus onstage at Staples Center during the L.A stop of his tour. I admire the fact that he sidestepped the subtle references to martyrdom and just portray himself as the Christ incarnate. It’s a nice mesh of narcissism and heresy. At one point in the show he blasted out an auto-tuned […]

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Kanye West Doesn’t Want A Prenup

October 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

According to sources near Kanye West he does not want to get a prenup before marrying Kim Kardashian. It seems that in the delirium of love that he feels for that big assed schemer, he’s choosing to ignore the wise prenup advice in his own song, Gold Digger. “Kanye’s in love with Kim to the point of infatuation. […]

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Kanye West Finally Proposed To Kim Kardashian

October 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 33rd birthday yesterday just like any of us would, as she attended a party thrown in her honor at AT&T Park in San Francisco, which had been completely rented out by her boyfriend Kanye West for the evening. Kanye actually started the night off by honoring 12 Years a Slave director […]

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Kanye Meets With Jesus in Seattle (VIDEO)

October 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you had Kanye and Seattle for who and where the Christian Messiah would make his reappearance, you win a copy of the Yeezus album and a blow job from Kim Kardashian, or two copies of the album if you prefer. Kanye’s been getting ever heavier into his Jesus complex, taking it to the next […]

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No Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame For You, Kim Kardashian!

October 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian won’t be getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame anytime in the near future. That’s because the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, who decides who gets a star, says that her big ass isn’t eligible for immortality. Why? Because she’s a fucking reality star, that’s why! They don’t deserve to be on […]

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