KANYE IS UNDER ARREST

By brendon September 11, 2008 @ 10:05 AM

Kanye West was arrested about 45 minutes ago at LAX for felony vandalism.  TMZ says…

A still photographer was trying to take pics of Kanye at the American Airlines terminal. According to our guy on the scene, Kanye allegedly confronted the photog and smashed his camera to the ground.
Our photog then began videotaping the scene when Kanye's bodyguard grabbed our camera — a struggle ensued and the bodyguard threw the video camera to the ground, breaking it.
When Kanye realized our camera guy had videotaped the incident, he rushed our guy and yelled, "Gimme that f**king tape!"
Both Kanye and his bodyguard have been arrested and will be booked.

Did anyone else call him "Kayne" (as in "Cane") for the first year like I did.  I really don’t think it's too much to ask that people point it out when I'm making ass of myself.



KANYE IS SMOOVE

By brendon September 02, 2008 @ 1:18 PM

It used to be that big stars would arrange meetings with hot chicks by sending them a present or arranging a date though their managers.  Kanye West seems to think he can just list their names on his website.  

AS far as love letters of the future go, it's an innovative way to announce you're a secret admirer.  Grammy award-winning rapper Kanye West has given lad's mag favourite Krystal Forscutt a serious career boost, posting more than 40 shots of the Big Brother contestant on his personal blog.
West posted a short biography and a portfolio of Forscutt's most revealing shots.  Forscutt said she was "quite surprised" to hear the news. "I actually have never met Kanye but I'm a big fan of his music," she said.
"Coincidentally, I'm heading over to the States for a month in two weeks – so you never know."

Nice.  He's like James Bond this guy.  Maybe if this doesn’t work Kanye can write a fanfiction story where he and Krystal find a treasure map in Hawaii and become boyfriend/girlfriend, or post some drawings he did of him and Krystal on a dolphin.

(story source here, Kanyes blog here, picture source = Splash news)



4 IN A LINE, MOTHA FUCKA!

By brendon January 03, 2008 @ 1:16 PM

Thanks to Ali and her sexy English accent, here are pictures of Kanye West backstage at a show playing Connect Four with Beyonce.  In a related story, 50 Cent did a line of coke then shot a guy and then fucked a teen model in the ass.  Oh, wait, I guess the two stories aren’t that similar after all. 

THIS ISNT HELPING

By brendon November 21, 2007 @ 8:31 AM

Dr Jan Adams, the plastic surgeon who operated on Kanye Wests mom just hours before she died, appeared on Larry King Live last night.  And he was on for about three minutes before he got up and walked out.  He said he wouldn’t do any interviews out of respect for the West family.  I think a more fitting tribute would have been to not kill their mom, but I'm a fancy gentlemen, well known for my old timey standards of decency. 

RANDOM MORNING STUFF

By brendon November 15, 2007 @ 11:44 AM

SHERYL CROW IS UPTIGHT – Sheryl Crow doesn't approve of her ex-boyfriend Lance Armstrong dating Ashley Olsen.  Presumably because Lance is 36 and Ashley is 21.  Life and Style says, "Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, 'That's pathetic. Ashley's a kid.' "  Whatever.  Sheryl is just jealous because she's 45, and now her ex is stabbin someone half her age.  If they even are having sex.  Maybe Lance just likes her as a companion.  Ashley Olsen is an amazing woman, and like all 21 year old girls, I bet she has some really fascinating stories.  

BRITNEY CANCELS HER VIDEO - Britney Spears was supposed to shoot the second video from "Blackout" tomorrow, but she has abruptly canceled.  Not surprisingly, the production team assumed this would happen, so they've been rehearsing with a stand-in and are even prepared to shoot some of the video with the double posing as Britney.  Britney will only be needed for close-ups, presumably of her chewing and dancing, then bending over and gasping for air.

KANYE WILL NOT PERFORM TONIGHT – Kanye West has cancelled his performance at tonights Victoria's Secret Fashion Show to mourn the death of his mother, Donda.  Nobody likes a quitter Kanye.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS HAVING A BOY
– As first reported by OK! last week, Christina was seen, "on a blue-themed shopping spree at celeb baby boutique Petit Tresor" and if that's not all the proof you need that she's having a boy, while speaking to reporters Tuesday night, Christina referred to her baby as "him."  Still not convinced?  Try punching her in the stomach.  If she says, "oh no, my unborn son!", well there you go.  If not, hey, no harm done.



DR ADAMS IS A BUSY GUY

By brendon November 13, 2007 @ 5:38 PM

Jan Adams, the doctor who performed the surgery on Donda West that led to her death, has sent his condolences to the West family but declined to discus anything more.  He told Entertainment Tonight:

"I want to first express my deepest condolences to the West family at a very difficult time. As a medical doctor practicing in this field, I hold sacred the bond of confidentiality that exists between the patient and doctor. Out of respect of the West family, and the absence of verifiable information, any comment without having first discussing that information with the family would be unprofessional."

Well that should take care of that.  Sounds like this guy isn’t so bad after all.  Oh wait never mind

It seems that, less than two weeks ago, a woman sued Adams for malpractice after her breasts augmentation went bad.  She says one implant had to be removed, the other is still in and she nearly bled to death after complications.  She says Adams has ruined her life.  And in 2002, his ex-girlfriend sought a retraining order against him, saying that alcohol brings out his "Jekyll and Hyde" personality.  She says he even once forced his way into her home, threatened her and chased her with his car.  Then, in 2004, a woman named Teana Lucas met Adams when she was a bartender and he was a regular costumer.  According to Lucas, Adams was set to perform liposuction on her.  Just before the surgery, Adams told Lucas he loved her and wanted to marry her.  Soon after, he began to make house calls to her home.  One night, he insisted she join him for dinner, she got drunk and they had sex.  Lucas became pregnant, and Adams wanted to keep the baby but Lucas did not.  Adams later recommended an OBGYN to "take care of the problem".  Lucas also claims he botched her two surgeries. She sued for sexual battery and malpractice.  Adams denied all the allegations, but settled the case.

And I know what you're thinking.  "Wow, this guy sure did have a sexy practice!"  And of course you're correct.  Unfortunately doctors can't really get away with this crap.  If he was a cop, he could be a cop on the edge, a loose cannon who plays by his own rules to get those scumbags off the street.  But he's not a cop, so when he tells a naked girl on a cold steel table that he's into her, just before he anesthetizes her, that doesn't sound like he's gonna do an extra good job because he really likes her, it just sounds like he's gonna chop off her arms and legs and keep her in a box in his study.