Kanye And Kim Named Baby North West

North West. That's what Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have named their bastard daughter. There had been rumors since March that they would name the baby North, but Kim denied it. You know, because it's fucking stupid. But I guess she gave in to the pressure exerted by... read more

Kardashian Bastard Baby Not To Be Named Kaidence

Well, fuck me. And sorry to those of you prognosticators who called the idiotic name Kaidence in our Twitter contest. Looks like Kim and Kanye have not decided to name the product of their hotel room splooge Kaidence. The name has not yet been officially given by the... read more

Kaidence Donda West Is the Name of Your Destroyer

If you had Kaidence in the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West baby naming pool, you may just have won a $500 gift card. I'd use it quick before the child grows up to bring a hellish apocalypse upon the human race. Maybe you have a few weeks until she learns to breathe fire... read more

Kerry Rhodes Isn't Gay, He's Kim Kardashian's Baby Daddy!

Kerry Rhodes, the infamously rumored gay NFL star, outed by his own boyfriend in a video on this very site, now is telling his buddies via text that he might be the Kim's baby daddy as he was nailing the Kardashian nine months ago around the same dates that Kanye was.... read more

Scott Disick Stars In Kanye West's 'American Psycho' (Video)

Over the weekend, some grainy, incomprehensible footage of Scott Disick playing Patrick Bateman in American Psycho for one of Kanye West's promotional videos for "Yeezus" hit the web, but nobody could really appreciate the cheesy porn parody value of it until a cleaner... read more

Kanye West Is Not a Cheater

Leyla Ghobadi, self-described model and tour whore from Quebec, has now modified her shocking tale of being on the vagina end of Kanye cheating on Kim.Leyla is now sort of kind of remembering that maybe her juice sloshing episodes with Yeezus actually took place before... read more

Kardashian Baby Arrives, Just as Was Foretold

I can tell you now that a well-placed source within the Kardashian camp, let's call her, Whore X, clued me into the fact that this baby wasn't coming in mid-July. That was a shady ruse designed to deke the press, at least the ones who didn't pay seven figures exclusive... read more

Kanye West Thinks He's Steve Jobs

Obnoxious egomaniac and Kardashian-breeder, Kanye West, believes that in the future people will think of him the way they do about Steve Jobs. Yeah, that Steve Jobs. It all started when a simple interview with the New York Times turned into a three day rant where Kanye... read more

Leyla Ghobadi Claims She Slept With Kanye

This may blow your minds, like actually make your heads explode in complete shock, but a model that nobody has heard of is claiming that she slept with someone famous. In this case, Canadian model Leyla Ghobadi recently told Star Magazine that she had sex with Kanye West... read more

Kim Kardashian To Be All Alone When Her Baby Pops Out!

With just 12 days left until her demon seeds bursts across her uterine River Styx, Kim Kardashian is frightened to learn she'll be all alone in the delivery room. And, by all alone, she is discounting her mom, her two hag full sisters, her personal secretary, her hair... read more

Bruce Jenner: I've Only Met Kanye West One Time

"Actually, I've only met him once. He's never … he's not around. He was in Paris the whole time writing and he just hasn't been around," -- Bruce Jenner to Extra. And here's that time. At the X-Factor watching Khloe Kardashian monotone her teleprompter lines in a dress... read more

Kanye Needs to Be Heard (VIDEO)

Kanye West was doing that thing he does where he tries really hard to be controversial on Saturday Night Live last weekend. He sang a couple of songs from his new album one of which is called New Slaves. It's about how the prison system is like a new form of slavery.... read more