By Jack November 27, 2013 @ 4:51 PM
Kanye West defended his baby mama Kim Kardashian’s vapid TV show Keeping Up With The Kardashians as promoting interracial relationships. Our lord and saviour Yeezus was on “The Pablo Show” on a Washington D.C. radio station when the subject of Kim’s crappy show came up. According to Kanye, the fact that the Kardashian girls fetishize black men like it’s going out of style helps interracial marriages:
“I’d like to point out that I feel that ‘The Cosby Show’ that I grew up on is part of the reason why America was prepped to accept, you know, a middle class black family in that way. And a lot of what the Kardashians do that I don’t think they get enough credit, is they prep America to understand interracial relationships.”
Um, I doubt it. I think the last thing that anyone thinks about that show is that the Kardshians boning black dudes is groundbreaking. Or the idea of using sex for fame and fortune, out of wedlock babies, messy ugly divorces, and trying to scheme famous athletes and celebrities into joining in the publicity fest. None of this is new. But I’m happy that Kanye has found a completely baseless positive to think about Kim and her family. It probably means he will beat her less when shit goes south within the year.
By Lex November 26, 2013 @ 5:28 PM
Yeezus doesn’t like being mocked. Or talked to or even looked at or acknowledged in any manner save for applause and prayers, naturally. So when Kim Kardashian tweeted that Kanye thought Seth Rogen and James Franco’s parody of Kanye’s Bound 2 music video was rip-roaring hilarious, the truth meter committed seppuku:
“Kanye says what’s up!.He loves u guys! He laughed so hard at this.” — Kim Kardashian Tweet to Seth Rogen
Earlier Kim had Tweeted: “You nailed it!!! Sooo funny!” As a little reminder on decoding celebrity Tweets. one exclamation point means regular old lying. Multiples means P.R. agent lying. Or, you can just take a moment and imagine Kanye laughing at himself. I know, I can’t either. He’s scared of Kim, but he probably beat a few of his more submissive apostles into mid-range comas.
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By Travis November 26, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Because he thinks that he’s the most important person in the world at all times, Kanye West is calling for his fans to boycott Louis Vuitton after the company’s vice president allegedly refused a meeting with him. The rapper told 92.3 NOW Radio that while he was in Paris, he wanted to have a pow wow with Louis Vuitton, probably to push his leather sweatpants, and he claims that Yves Carcelle asked why they even needed to meet. “I said, ‘Let me explain to you why you need to meet with me,’” Kanye replied in his imaginary conversation with his own bad ass self, according to the Daily Mail, and without explaining anything further, he added, “Everybody in New York City right now don’t buy any Louis Vuitton until after January.”
That’ll show the big, bad fashion company, Kanye. Just wait until they feel the sting of five people not buying overpriced purses for two months. I bet Yves might even kill himself.
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By Lex November 25, 2013 @ 2:13 PM
Somebody from the PR team told Kim and Kanye that before this bastard baby gets old enough to drop out of middle school, they need to get some photos taken pretending to be normal parents. As in, get on your $150 t-shirts and walk that baby around in a hermetically sealed bassinet. The move itself shocked the encircling team of nannies, handlers, and bodyguards who nervously shuffled around like Secret Service agents when the President decided to get out of his limo to go shake hands with the common folk. The entire parenting episode lasted about two minutes, or 10,000 pictures, at which point Kim and Kanye both shuddered and said ‘eww’ and deposited the baby back into the vault that can only be unlocked by cash offers of greater than $250,000.
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By Lex November 20, 2013 @ 10:59 AM
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By Lex November 19, 2013 @ 2:20 PM
Someday, when Kanye West leafs through the trampled heap of megalomania and poor decision making that ultimately shaped his life, he’ll remember that time he got Kim Kardashian naked and riding on his lap atop a motorcycle in one of his shitty music videos. He’ll smile knowing that for one shining moment, he was on top of his game. He was the crowned king Yeezus. Then the sadistic asylum guards will toss a backless surgical gown into Kanye’s room signaling that the daily humblings are about to begin.