Michael Jordan + Adolf Hitler = Kanye West

Apparently my grandmother isn't the only one who mentions basketball players right after reminding everyone of the days when one particular race was rounded up and sent to labor camps. Because Kanye West performed in London this weekend, and his mind works the same way. TMZ says... West was performing at the Big Chill music festival Saturday night ... when he went on one of his signature rants ... this time focusing...

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Kanye West is gonna cure AIDS in style

The Cannes Film Festival isn't simply about self promotion and pussy, it's also about nurturing the creative spirit of film making and helping others. I'm lying of course. It's about self promotion and pussy. So that's why, when Kanye West went to the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS charity event last night, he drove up like Blackman (black Batman) in a Mercedes McLaren SLR Stirling Moss. One of just 75 in the world, with a...

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Kanye West is not dating Kate Upton

Over the weekend, Kanye West was spotted on his hotel balcony in Cannes kissing an unknown blond girl (pics here and here). I mean, I'm sure he knows who she was, but no one else did. So yesterday, the Sun decided to say the girl was 18-year-old Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton (seen here in Beach Bunny's 2011 bridal bikini collection. Because bridal bikinis are apparently a thing that exists now). Luckily, Kate...

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Tuesday morning headlines

JJ ABRAMS - has a new top secret movie project at Paramount, called Zanbato for now, with Japanese history and robotics as the major themes. One source described it as, "Swashbuckling robots with swords." Cool. So how long until someone points out that robots are made of sword-proof metal. (deadline) KANYE WEST - closed out Coachella Sunday night, and "delivered a grandiose, theatrical performance destined to be...read more

Kanye West wants his n-words to strapup

Kanye West went on his twitter last night to spread the world about how gold diggin bitches be getting pregnant on purpose, and how an abortion can cost up to 100gs. I guess he means paying the girl to get an abortion, because actual abortions don't cost anywhere near that. And they would be damn near free if the girl demanded $100,000, because you should just punch her in the stomach. What's a mop cost, like 5...

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Tuesday morning headlines

GWYNETH PALTROW - suffered from postpartum depression after giving birth to her son Moses in 2006. "I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person." And fat, Gwyneth, let's not forget about fat. (people) SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS - spent New Years Eve together in Austin. And then he gave it to her in the ass. Maybe. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't read the whole thing. (people) BEN AFFLECK -...

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Kim Kardashian is pregnant, and Kanye West is the father

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have never officially dated, but they have been friends for a long time, and that's why Kanye filmed some scenes for her TV show in October (pics above and below). And so how did Kim show her gratitude? Umm, well. Media Take Out says... (We) spoke with a person VERY CLOSE to Kim Kardashian this morning. And according to them, Kim is PREGNANT!! "Kim has been seeing Kanye off and on for...

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so does Kanye West have diamond teef or not?

On Tuesday, Kanye West told Ellen DeGeneres that the new gold and diamonds in his mouth weren't simply laid on top of his real teeth, but they were his real teeth, because he had the old ones taken out and replaced with lavish jewels. Does he look like an idiot? Of course he does, but I included the video just in case you had any lingering doubts. Now here's the big question: did he really replace his teeth with...

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Taylor Swift was scared of Kanye at the VMAs

When someone has a conversation interrupted by stranger who later apologizes several times, the survivor typically goes on to lead a normal life. But others are so haunted by the event, they must confront their attacker musically. And so last night at the 2010 VMA's, with Kanye West in the audience, Taylor Swift sang a song about the 2009 VMA's, when Kanye crashed the stage as she accepted an award. Can this story...

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kanye is a law abiding citizen

It's hard to find any record of it ever happening when it was allegedly happening, but apparently Kanye West completed 50 hours of community service and took an anger management course at some point, which fulfills the obligations of his sentence after the above incident in 2008, when he assaulted a photographer without provocation and smashed his camera, then bragged about it while taunting his victim and warning him...

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telethons dont care about kanye people

The last time Kanye West was involved with a telethon after a natural disaster, it went just great, and yet he's reportedly been banned from the telethon currently being organized by George Clooney to raise money for the warlords who are gonna steal it the good people devastated by the earthquake in Haiti. PopEater says... "After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at the MTV Video Music...

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the top 100 stories of 2009 (51-100)

All the dumb websites and magazines and TV shows do lists at the end of the year, counting down and ranking everything you can imagine, and they're all subjective and poorly thought out and painful to read. But nothing else is going on this time of year, and so here we go. 100. JASMINE FIORE WAS MURDERED - by her husband, who was a contestant on the VH1 show 'Megan Wants a Millionaire'. He pulled out her teeth, cut...read more

tuesday afternoon headlines

TAYLOR SWIFT AND KANYE WEST - are an awesome costume that I bet more people wish they had thought of. And yes we were supposed to be done with Halloween pictures but I didn't count on finding this one. Or this one of a ridiculously hot girl dressed as a Playboy bunny. Know what else I didn't count on? Falling in love. (college humor) RIHANNA - says she was humiliated when the picture of her with cuts and bruises on...

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morning headlines

LADY GAGA - is defending Kanye Wests behavior at the VMAs. "He's a good guy and everybody makes mistakes, and he feels so f****** bad. He really does. Everyone likes to focus on gossip, but he's changed music and he's really prolific and an incredible person, and I think it's unfair to judge somebody on one mistake they've made." This should help change your opinion about Kanye, from now until the moment you read the...

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kanye may be going to rehab

There are rumors that Kanye West may be headed to rehab (the treatment enter, not the Hard Rock pool bar), mostly because of the pictures showing him killing a bottle of Hennessey just before he rather politely interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMAs. Star magazine and other publications are reporting that West is blaming alcohol for his breach in decorum, and that as soon as West wraps his "Fame Kills" tour with Lady...

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