Kanye West Blasts Nike, Blames Obama’s Failure on Not Being Jewish, Won’t Shut the Fuck Up

November 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Even though he’s likely getting some trim on the side, Kim Kardashian’s seismic birthing of the demon baby has been rough on Kanye West. He’s taking his jizz backup and turning it into daily idiotic tirades at radio stations... READ MORE

Kanye Says Kim And Not Kate Upton Is The New Marilyn Monroe

November 29, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West continued his deluded fuckhead radio tour by claiming that his trashy girlfriend Kim Kardashian is the new Marilyn Monroe. The revelation came in the middle of an epic 45 minute rant on the Power 105’s Breakfast Club... READ MORE

Kanye Says Kim’s Reality Show Promotes Interracial Relationships

November 28, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West defended his baby mama Kim Kardashian’s vapid TV show Keeping Up With The Kardashians as promoting interracial relationships. Our lord and saviour Yeezus was on “The Pablo Show” on a Washington D.C. radio station when the subject... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian’s Publicist Has Her Tweet That She And Kanye Are Cool With Being Spoofed

November 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Yeezus doesn’t like being mocked. Or talked to or even looked at or acknowledged in any manner save for applause and prayers, naturally. So when Kim Kardashian tweeted that Kanye thought Seth Rogen and James Franco’s parody of Kanye’s... READ MORE

Kanye West Wants You To Boycott Louis Vuitton

November 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Because he thinks that he’s the most important person in the world at all times, Kanye West is calling for his fans to boycott Louis Vuitton after the company’s vice president allegedly refused a meeting with him. The rapper... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Take Their Baby Out Just Like Regular Parents

November 26, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody from the PR team told Kim and Kanye that before this bastard baby gets old enough to drop out of middle school, they need to get some photos taken pretending to be normal parents. As in, get on... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Gets Naked for Her Baby Daddy’s Music Video

November 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Someday, when Kanye West leafs through the trampled heap of megalomania and poor decision making that ultimately shaped his life, he’ll remember that time he got Kim Kardashian naked and riding on his lap atop a motorcycle in one... READ MORE

Kanye West Took Higher Education Down A Notch

November 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have done so well in ruining the future of America by teaching kids that all they need to do to get famous is ride coattails or make shitty, lazy sex tapes, the... READ MORE

Kanye West Wasn’t Always An Arrogant Dick

November 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MTV recently released an uncut interview with a then-little known Kanye West, who talked about everything from his childhood to the act of producing his first album, and he was actually, shockingly humble and enjoyable throughout most of it.... READ MORE