Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Sell Jeans

If you've ever thought to yourself, damn, I'd love to splash chowder across Kim Kardashian's tits over the hood of my car then buy myself some $2600 French man trousers, this advertisement is for you. I say it's even sexier because a loving husband and his still wife are... read more

Kim And Kanye Most Liked In History

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding photo got 2.4 million Likes on Instagram, the most of 2014 and the most ever for a photo on Instagram. To be fair it was a slow year. Scores of retarded teens and the unemployed had to wade through countless boring shots... read more

Kimye Action Figures And Shit Around The Web

Kanye West And Kim Kardashian have made dolls of themselves for North West to play with. You have to wonder if the Kanye doll is a 'Betsy Wetsy' type that can pee in Kim's mouth. You know, realistic play is important. I think I'm going to make me some Kimye voodoo dolls.... read more

Kanye West Hates The Handicapped And Shit Around The Web

Kanye West managed to piss off pretty much everyone when he yelled at two handicapped people in wheelchairs for not standing up at his show. I guess maybe he thought he could heal them with his asshole Yeezus power. Watch Kanye be the second worse thing to happen to the... read more

Kanye's Dad Was A Pap And Shit Around The Web

Loathsome douchenozzle Kanye West said in response to getting sued by a paparazzo that he can't hate them because his dad used to be one. Also, he can't hate people who die during liposuction because... well, never mind. Read more of Kanye trying to pretend he's cool... read more

Kanye West Shows His Cards

Kanye West became increasingly forthcoming during an ongoing deposition for a lawsuit with a paparazzi who accused West of assault. West was hostile during earlier depositions but when your expensive lawyers tell you to start acting contrite even the most ardent rebels... read more

Kanye West Photographically Lynched

In a deposition for a civil case where he is accused of assaulting a paparazzi, Kanye West compared the plight of celebrities to that of blacks during the civil rights movement. West sees the paparazzi as an intrusive force who often show up too early when he alerts them... read more

Kanye West Still A Dick And Shit Around The Web

Human ass polyp Kanye West was booed on stage at a concert in London. No, it wasn't because of his shitty music this time. It was because he went on a twenty minute rant about how paparazzi taking his picture is like rape. Because, you know, having your picture taken is... read more

Kim Kardashian Looking Chesty Out To Dinner With Kanye West In West Hollywood

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North West In Lockdown

Kanye West is beefing up the security detailfor his most closely approximating legitimate child, North. He wants to build a zone of privacy around his daughter from the shutterbugs and voyeurs and Satan to whom he promised his first born in exchange for this whole... read more

Kanye's Teen Project Awaits His Return

Before Jesus told Kanye to go become Kim Kardashian's third husband, Kanye was spending late nights at the studio with Kylie's teen singing friend Pia Mia Perez. Kanye insists the bleached blond YouTube star is going to be the next Rihanna. I think that means she's young... read more

The Honeymoon Is Over

To consummate Kim's third marriage, Kanye West and his whore bride went on a whirlwind honeymoon across Europe visiting cities where people didn't know them well enough yet to instinctively throw rocks. Their final stop was Prague where the couple tongued each other on a... read more