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Kim Kardashian's Breasts Make Her A Great Mom

Because it's all she apparently does now, Kim Kardashian went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with her baby and the rapper that gifted it to her in exchange for her soul. More importantly, Kim was in full-on mom mode, proving her haters and critics wrong by showing that not only can she take care of her baby and remove her from a car while Kanye West stands there and looks like a disinterested asshole, but she can...read more

Kanye And Kim's Breasts Had Date Night

Poor Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. They must be so sad that they were denied the chance to get married at Versailles and put their own exclamation point on their obnoxious insistence that they're somehow American royalty, since he became famous as a rapper and she became famous for blowing one. But they put on their bravest faces and Kim squeezed her tits into her happiest dress after attending some Fashion Week crap...read more

Kim and Kanye Denied a Versailles Wedding

if fairytales involved smugness and sexual obsession and pandering and mental illness and cynical promotion and out of wedlock babies, then Kim and Kanye would be a fairytale romance for the ages. And where else to host a fairytale wedding but a palace in France. Though recently denied their destiny on earth to be married at Versailles, Kim and Kanye continue to tour France for palacial venue options for a pre-sold TV...read more

Joan Rivers Brow Shames North West

Hollywood crypt keeper Joan Rivers aimed her millennia old venom at Kim and Kanye's demon spawn North West. It all went down on an episode of Rivers' horrifically terrible Fashion Police show. The subject of the Kardashian/West womb weasel came up and the ever controversial Rivers commented on North's unibrow. She said, "That baby is ugly … I've never seen a 6-month-old so desperately in need of a waxing" Normally I...read more

Kanye Wants Kim On The Cover Of Vogue

Kanye West is being a huge pain in the ass to Anna Wintour to get his slutty wife on the cover of Vogue. Kanye was reportedly spotted chewing Wintour's ear off in Beverly Hills to plead Kim's case. Anna Wintour is the notorious white witch editor of Vogue and she controls who gets the cover. It's seen as the pinnacle of glamour for the ladies. Which is exactly why Wintour doesn't want a big-booty whore that's only...read more

Kanye Might've Assaulted a Teenager Who Said Racist Things to Kim

You know you're not supposed to even talk to Kanye. Kanye's sphere of privacy continues on well past his Jesus-mandated zone of hearing distance and extends to his baby mama, wherever she may be. She's like an embassy. No matter where she is, she's Kanye soil. So when some teen in a Beverly Hills medical building calls Kim a stupid slut and a n***er lover, you know Yeezus Hulk is coming to do some smashing. Kanye...read more

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Go Skiing

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Kanye West Takes A Vow Of Silence

Kanye West has decided to take a 6 month break from saying stupid shit. Naturally, he announced that he is going to abstain from ranting like a moron in an epic 30 minute rant. Kanye has become more famous in the last few years for all of the idiotic shit he says than he is for his music. Honestly, I listened to that shitty Yeezus album only once but I've heard him talk about how he is the messiah or some other such...read more

Okay, Who Leaked the Kardashian Christmas Party Photos?

With the Kardashians, it's hard to tell what's real and what's faked for the cameras. I go with the rule that not a goddamn thing anybody in that family has done has been real since Robert hid the knife for Khloe's bio dad. Nevertheless, they keep pumping out social media content like it's non-fiction, including their family Christmas party with the theme of 'naughty'. It'd be easy to suggest that the only time the...read more

Klassy Bag, Kim Kardashian

In a move that was probably intended to mock regular idiot Americans who battled their way through crowded lines in packed malls and department stores yesterday, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian did some post-Christmas shopping in Los Angeles and didn't seem to have any problems finding what they were looking for. Kim was also showing off the Hermes handbag that Kanye got her for Christmas, and you know it's from him...read more

Kanye West Sued Over 'Bound 2' Sample

You ought to know better than to fuck with Yeezus around Christmas. This is the busiest time of the year for our rap Lord and Savior, when he allows the entire world to celebrate the birth of his mind blowing musical genius and transformative footwear. But Ricky Spicer is bugging Kanye, because he wants some cash for the man-god stealing his voice from a track he recorded at age twelve back in 1969. Kanye kind of...read more

Kanye West Heckled

Rapping pap smear Kanye West dealt with a heckler at a show in San Antonio with his usual sense of restraint and dignity. It all started when Kanye donned a mask made by designer Maison Martin Margiela. Yeah, I know, my favorite designer too. Why Kanye wears this mask is anyone's guess. The fan yelled for Kanye to take the mask off and then he went Kanye nuts. Yeezus took it as a challenge to his artistic vision or...read more

Kim And Kanye Want To Get Married At Versailles

Kim and Kanye reaaaally want to have their wedding at Versailles. Yes, THAT Versailles. The over-the-top golden palace of the Bourbon kings of France. I mean, where else would the lord Yessiah and his cum dumpster queen get married than at the most famous palace on Earth? It's unclear whether the Frogs will let the couple marry on the grounds of the national landmark. at least not without denouncing America and...read more

Kim Kardashian Inexplicably Not Such a Great Mom

America's favorite baby mama, Kim Kardashian, is tired of people saying she is a shitty mother. Ever since she yelped out Kanye West's bastard child from her lower gaping maw in June, she's seems to have gone on with her life as if nothing happened. She still follows Kanye around on tour like a groupie star banger, taking selfies in the bathroom without her underpants on before shows. In response to some Twitter...read more

Kanye West Blasts Nike, Blames Obama's Failure on Not Being Jewish, Won't Shut the Fuck Up

Even though he's likely getting some trim on the side, Kim Kardashian's seismic birthing of the demon baby has been rough on Kanye West. He's taking his jizz backup and turning it into daily idiotic tirades at radio stations and in concert. During his tour stop in Nashville, Kanye broke from his mediocre raps to bust out on Nike CEO Mark Parker for fucking up the Air Yeezy shoe line. Did you not want the Yeezys? Nike...read more