Kim and Kanye Targeted for Their Groundbreaking Interracial Sex

Kim Kardashian backed her bastard baby daddy Kanye West by saying that TMZ only goes after them because they are racist. This past weekend Kanye went on one of his epic rants in which he said that the only reason that the media in general and TMZ in particular went after them is because they are ebony and ivory. Kim let TMZ know it saying,"It was very insightful." I think the part of this that surprises me the most is...read more

George Zimmerman Wants To Fight Kanye West

Noted neighborhood watch commanderGeorge Zimmerman wants to fight Kanye West in the boxing ring. Besides being a painter now, Zimmerman also fancies himself a pugilist. He wants West to be his next opponent, for cash considerations, naturally. Zimmerman says that Kanye beats up on innocent people and needs a good comeuppance. He's mostly just baiting the media into building up a story so he can make some more cash...read more

Kanye Gives $250,000 to the Kid He Beat Up

Kanye West has reportedly made a cash settlement with the eighteen year old disturbed kid he beat up. We told you the tale of Kanye getting into a bitch fight with the teen that called Kim a n***er lover and a whoreat a chiropractor's office in LA. Kanye proceeded to kick the living dog shit out of the skinny delinquent who curled up into a defensive ball. As you would expect, the beat up kid threatened to sue Kanye...read more

E! To Pay For Kim And Kanye's Unholy Union

The E! channel has graciously offered to pick up the multimillion dollar tab for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding. It's sort of a tradition really when the bride's on her third husband, her dad is dead, and a dozen TV executives are paying for their kids braces off the antics of the small-headed ass-model in question. The whole things is going to be shot for a very special episode of the Kardashian family...read more

Kim Kardashian's Breasts Make Her A Great Mom

Because it's all she apparently does now, Kim Kardashian went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with her baby and the rapper that gifted it to her in exchange for her soul. More importantly, Kim was in full-on mom mode, proving her haters and critics wrong by showing that not only can she take care of her baby and remove her from a car while Kanye West stands there and looks like a disinterested asshole, but she can...read more

Kanye And Kim's Breasts Had Date Night

Poor Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. They must be so sad that they were denied the chance to get married at Versailles and put their own exclamation point on their obnoxious insistence that they're somehow American royalty, since he became famous as a rapper and she became famous for blowing one. But they put on their bravest faces and Kim squeezed her tits into her happiest dress after attending some Fashion Week crap...read more

Kim and Kanye Denied a Versailles Wedding

if fairytales involved smugness and sexual obsession and pandering and mental illness and cynical promotion and out of wedlock babies, then Kim and Kanye would be a fairytale romance for the ages. And where else to host a fairytale wedding but a palace in France. Though recently denied their destiny on earth to be married at Versailles, Kim and Kanye continue to tour France for palacial venue options for a pre-sold TV...read more

Joan Rivers Brow Shames North West

Hollywood crypt keeper Joan Rivers aimed her millennia old venom at Kim and Kanye's demon spawn North West. It all went down on an episode of Rivers' horrifically terrible Fashion Police show. The subject of the Kardashian/West womb weasel came up and the ever controversial Rivers commented on North's unibrow. She said, "That baby is ugly … I've never seen a 6-month-old so desperately in need of a waxing" Normally I...read more

Kanye Wants Kim On The Cover Of Vogue

Kanye West is being a huge pain in the ass to Anna Wintour to get his slutty wife on the cover of Vogue. Kanye was reportedly spotted chewing Wintour's ear off in Beverly Hills to plead Kim's case. Anna Wintour is the notorious white witch editor of Vogue and she controls who gets the cover. It's seen as the pinnacle of glamour for the ladies. Which is exactly why Wintour doesn't want a big-booty whore that's only...read more

Kanye Might've Assaulted a Teenager Who Said Racist Things to Kim

You know you're not supposed to even talk to Kanye. Kanye's sphere of privacy continues on well past his Jesus-mandated zone of hearing distance and extends to his baby mama, wherever she may be. She's like an embassy. No matter where she is, she's Kanye soil. So when some teen in a Beverly Hills medical building calls Kim a stupid slut and a n***er lover, you know Yeezus Hulk is coming to do some smashing. Kanye...read more

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Go Skiing

It's time for the trees to give a little something back. Photo Credit: FameFlynetread more

Kanye West Takes A Vow Of Silence

Kanye West has decided to take a 6 month break from saying stupid shit. Naturally, he announced that he is going to abstain from ranting like a moron in an epic 30 minute rant. Kanye has become more famous in the last few years for all of the idiotic shit he says than he is for his music. Honestly, I listened to that shitty Yeezus album only once but I've heard him talk about how he is the messiah or some other such...read more

Okay, Who Leaked the Kardashian Christmas Party Photos?

With the Kardashians, it's hard to tell what's real and what's faked for the cameras. I go with the rule that not a goddamn thing anybody in that family has done has been real since Robert hid the knife for Khloe's bio dad. Nevertheless, they keep pumping out social media content like it's non-fiction, including their family Christmas party with the theme of 'naughty'. It'd be easy to suggest that the only time the...read more

Klassy Bag, Kim Kardashian

In a move that was probably intended to mock regular idiot Americans who battled their way through crowded lines in packed malls and department stores yesterday, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian did some post-Christmas shopping in Los Angeles and didn't seem to have any problems finding what they were looking for. Kim was also showing off the Hermes handbag that Kanye got her for Christmas, and you know it's from him...read more

Kanye West Sued Over 'Bound 2' Sample

You ought to know better than to fuck with Yeezus around Christmas. This is the busiest time of the year for our rap Lord and Savior, when he allows the entire world to celebrate the birth of his mind blowing musical genius and transformative footwear. But Ricky Spicer is bugging Kanye, because he wants some cash for the man-god stealing his voice from a track he recorded at age twelve back in 1969. Kanye kind of...read more