Kanye West Stole From Office Max

January 22, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A deposition from a lawsuit filed by a photographer alleging Kanye West assaulted him has turned up the fact West was convicted of felony theft in 2000 for stealing printers from Office Max. West doesn’t really say if he... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Sell Jeans

December 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, damn, I’d love to splash chowder across Kim Kardashian’s tits over the hood of my car then buy myself some $2600 French man trousers, this advertisement is for you. I say it’s even... READ MORE

Kim And Kanye Most Liked In History

December 4, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding photo got 2.4 million Likes on Instagram, the most of 2014 and the most ever for a photo on Instagram. To be fair it was a slow year. Scores of retarded teens and... READ MORE

Kimye Action Figures And Shit Around The Web

October 7, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West And Kim Kardashian have made dolls of themselves for North West to play with. You have to wonder if the Kanye doll is a ‘Betsy Wetsy’ type that can pee in Kim’s mouth. You know, realistic play... READ MORE

Kanye West Hates The Handicapped And Shit Around The Web

September 15, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West managed to piss off pretty much everyone when he yelled at two handicapped people in wheelchairs for not standing up at his show. I guess maybe he thought he could heal them with his asshole Yeezus power.... READ MORE

Kanye’s Dad Was A Pap And Shit Around The Web

August 29, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Loathsome douchenozzle Kanye West said in response to getting sued by a paparazzo that he can’t hate them because his dad used to be one. Also, he can’t hate people who die during liposuction because… well, never mind. Read... READ MORE

Kanye West Shows His Cards

August 28, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kanye West became increasingly forthcoming during an ongoing deposition for a lawsuit with a paparazzi who accused West of assault. West was hostile during earlier depositions but when your expensive lawyers tell you to start acting contrite even the... READ MORE

Kanye West Photographically Lynched

August 7, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

In a deposition for a civil case where he is accused of assaulting a paparazzi, Kanye West compared the plight of celebrities to that of blacks during the civil rights movement. West sees the paparazzi as an intrusive force... READ MORE

Kanye West Still A Dick And Shit Around The Web

July 8, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Human ass polyp Kanye West was booed on stage at a concert in London. No, it wasn’t because of his shitty music this time. It was because he went on a twenty minute rant about how paparazzi taking his... READ MORE