Kanye West Is The Antivenom

February 12, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

After the Grammys Kanye West said Beck should have given his award for Best Album to Beyonce: “All I know is if the Grammys want real artists to keep coming back, they need to stop playing with us. We... READ MORE

Kanye Is Still An Asshole And Shit Around The Web

February 10, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West hogwashed in his own assholery by slamming Beck for beating Beyonce for Album of the Year at the Grammys. It’s not that 95% of the non-fedora hat wearing world isn’t wondering how the fuck Beck won album... READ MORE

Kanye Watches Kim Kardashian Get Dressed

January 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not unusual for a husband to watch his wife get dressed. Unless it is. It probably is. Kanye has been infatuated with his wife even before they were together. He used to imagine Kim while pounding Amber Rose... READ MORE

Kanye West Is Humbled

January 26, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Some autistic guy approached Kanye West and asked him to sign a photo of Kim Kardashian which had his crusted jizz on it. Embarrassingly enough the photo was from one of her weddings which got poor ratings and West refused to sign... READ MORE

Kanye West Stole From Office Max

January 22, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A deposition from a lawsuit filed by a photographer alleging Kanye West assaulted him has turned up the fact West was convicted of felony theft in 2000 for stealing printers from Office Max. West doesn’t really say if he... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Sell Jeans

December 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, damn, I’d love to splash chowder across Kim Kardashian’s tits over the hood of my car then buy myself some $2600 French man trousers, this advertisement is for you. I say it’s even... READ MORE

Kim And Kanye Most Liked In History

December 4, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding photo got 2.4 million Likes on Instagram, the most of 2014 and the most ever for a photo on Instagram. To be fair it was a slow year. Scores of retarded teens and... READ MORE

Kimye Action Figures And Shit Around The Web

October 7, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West And Kim Kardashian have made dolls of themselves for North West to play with. You have to wonder if the Kanye doll is a ‘Betsy Wetsy’ type that can pee in Kim’s mouth. You know, realistic play... READ MORE

Kanye West Hates The Handicapped And Shit Around The Web

September 15, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West managed to piss off pretty much everyone when he yelled at two handicapped people in wheelchairs for not standing up at his show. I guess maybe he thought he could heal them with his asshole Yeezus power.... READ MORE

Kanye’s Dad Was A Pap And Shit Around The Web

August 29, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Loathsome douchenozzle Kanye West said in response to getting sued by a paparazzo that he can’t hate them because his dad used to be one. Also, he can’t hate people who die during liposuction because… well, never mind. Read... READ MORE