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Amy Schumer Prays to False Gods

April 22, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody works harder than Amy Schumer to promote her show. Schumer threw herself mockingly on the ground before Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as they entered the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential Persons Gala to be honored for helping... READ MORE

Kanye West Impromptu Swan

April 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian prompted her social media assistant to Tweet that Kanye West jumped out of bed to perform a concert in the Armenian capital city. That crazy impetuous fool. Crazy night! Kanye wakes me up & says he’s doing... READ MORE

Khardashians Celebrate Genocide

April 9, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Kardashians headed to Armenia to honor the 100th anniversary of the 1915 Armenian genocide where anywhere from several hundred thousand to several million ethnic Armenians perished so that System of a Down could someday have arcane song lyrics. Genocide... READ MORE

Kanye Settles Out Of Court And Shit Around The Web

April 8, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West settled his battery case with pap Daniel Ramos with a hand shake, an apology, and some unknown shit load quantity of money. Everybody in the legal community kind of agreed that as hard as it was to imagine,... READ MORE

Poet Hot For Kanye

March 31, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sarah Blake is a poet who has written a book of poetry about Kanye West. It was published by the Wesleyan University Press because publishing books nobody buys allows you to pretend you’re on the cultural vanguard. In fact you’re publishing... READ MORE

The Brits Don’t Want Kanye, Except They Do

March 20, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some guy in Britain started a petition to kick Kanye off the headliners list at the Glastonbury Music Festival this summer. The petition gained traction because people in the media loves to hate Kanye while everybody else in the... READ MORE

Rush Limbaugh Knows Rap And Shit Around The Web

March 12, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rush Limbaugh suggested Kanye West make a platinum selling single out of the Oklahoma University SAE n-bomb rant since rappers drop the n-bomb all the time in their music. Nothing’s funnier than addressing a twenty-year running double standard and applying... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Has Sex 500 Times a Day (VIDEO)

March 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian’s claim that she has sex with Kanye five hundred times a day seems exaggerated. It’s probably closer to fifty and only some of that is Kanye. That’s entire reason for the bakery Turn-O-Matic tickets at the entrance... READ MORE

Kanye Grieves Like No Other

February 27, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes you peel back the layers on a guy you just assumed was an asshole and you’re able to confirm your suspicions. I’d recommend this for days when there’s nothing good on TV. Kanye West broke down in tears... READ MORE

Kanye A Victim Of His Own Awesome

February 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye’s Yeezy Badger Vagina Booties show didn’t go over so well at Fashion Week. This according to every person who willingly calls themselves a fashion expert without fear of being called undatable. Despite his best efforts to bring out... READ MORE

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