Judge Orders Kanye and Paparazzo To Quit It With Their Girl Fight

An LA Judge has ordered megalomaniacal rapper Kanye West to not come within ten feet of paparazzo Daniel Ramos. You'll recall that Kanye got into a kerfuffle with Ramos in July after he dared to look Kanye in the eye or said hello to him or something inciting like that. Kanye flipped out and put Ramos in a headlock. The judge said that Ramos and Kanye have to stay away from each other and that Kanye doesn't have to...read more

Kris Jenner Says Kanye Is the Best Ever

Mother of the year Kris Jenner says that Kanye West is a great baby daddy to her sex star daughter. In an interview on the gaynoxious Hello Ross show, Jenner described what a loving and wonderful person Kanye is. I'm not sure if she knows a different Kanye because the guy she's talking about doesn't sound like the egomaniacal butthole we all know and despise. Jenner says, "I love him so much and he's such an amazing...read more

Kim Kardashian's Huge Breasts Arrived At Paris Fashion Week

Rapper Kanye West showed up to the Givenchy runway show at the Paris Fashion Week yesterday with his girlfriend and amateur porn star, Kim Kardashian, and a lot of people are saying that she looks great for having recently given birth to their daughter, North West. And those people are obviously just staring at her tits and nodding at whatever Kim's PR people are trying to have published. What's that, Kris Jenner? Kim...read more

Jimmy Kimmel Is Feuding With Kanye West (VIDEO)

Last night, Kanye West went on a caps lock-laced tirade on Twitter as he started a new feud with late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel over a bit that he did on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Basically, Jimmy used child actors to recreate Kanye's recent interview with the BBC, in which he claimed that he tried to invent leather jogging pants like some sort of black Mugatu. During his rant, Kanye called Jimmy a...read more

Kanye West is the Master of Time, Space, and Dementia

Kanye West clears up many mysteries in his interview with Britain's BBC Radio 1, which admittedly he only met up with since he thought it stood for Big Black Cock. Kanye is first and foremost a romantic, so he starts by explaining the reason he fell so hard for Kim Kardashian: She was in a powerful enough situation where she could love me without asking me for money, which is really hard for me to find. That is rather...read more

Kanye West Disses Eskimo Brother Ray J

Kanye West hit back at Ray J in their continuing playground rivalry over who tagged Kim Kardashian first (well, first between the two of them, as neither of them were around when Kim was fourteen and first figuring out what it'd take to get a high school diploma the easy way). It all started when Ray J released a song called, (subtly), I Hit It First. referring to his having had carnal knowledge of Kimberly...read more

Kanye Dances for Dictator Cash

All the people who get upset over shit are really upset about Kanye West taking $3 million bucks to play the wedding of the grandson of the Royal Poobah of Kazakistan. I don't think Kazakhstan was even a country on the last day I was ever in a school, but I'm guessing it's located somewhere to the east of the I Don't Give a Shit Mountains and just below the Middle of Fucking Nowhere Valley. And maybe the Great Leader...read more

Kanye Buys An Armored SUV So Nobody Can Touch Him

With the way the Kardashians are laying waste to the former shells of Lamar Odom and Kris Humphreys and Reggie Bush and Ray J before even him, I don't blame Kanye for digging deep into his pockets for a couple million for a couple of armor plated SUVs straight from Latvia. When you want a superior sports car, you go to Germany. A fine tuned low maintenance machine, Japan. But when you need to be insulated from RPG...read more

Kris Jenner Whores Out Granddaughter In Effort Save Her Show

Let's see. What great celebrity guests has Kris Jenner booked on her daytime talk show this week. Khloe Kardashian, Scott Disick, Kyle Jenner, Kendall Jenner, and, today, going outside the bloodline for Kanye West, who brought along the big reveal, a picture of his bastard baby with Kim Kardashian, North West. The first photo reveal of the baby, being used to try and save Kris Jenner's show. Kris has been criticized...read more

Kanye West Will Appear On The Kris Jenner Show

One of the only redeeming qualities that Kanye West has had is the fact that he seems like he despises Kris Jenner, which is hilarious because she tries so hard to make everyone believe that her life and family are perfect, and she totally doesn't look at her daughters and grandkids and see them as piles of cash. But fuck that remaining shred of Kanye's humanity, because he recorded an interview for The Kris Jenner...read more

Kanye West Booed At Dodger Stadium

Kanye "Yeezus Chrizzle" West was booed at a Dodgers' game on Wednesday. Our lord and savior was at the stadium watching the Dodgers take on the New York Mets. When the Jumbotron cameras focused in on him during an inning break, the crowd exploded into boos and screams of hate. Later, the same camera focused on pop singer Robin Thicke and that same crowd went crazy. It looks like the inevitable has happened and even...read more

Sharon Osbourne Shit All Over Kanye And Bieber

Co-host of The Talk, judge for the U.K.'s X Factor and all-around honest, old bitch Sharon Osbourne recently did an interview with The Daily Beast, and in between ripping Anthony Weiner and praising Mariah Carey, Ozzy's wife took a few moments to spit hot fire at Kanye West and Justin Bieber for basically being massive douchebags. Of Kanye, she said, "… he's an average-looking man with an average talent, but he's a...read more

Kim And Kanye Don't Want People To Think They Are In The KKK

We've all had fun laughing at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for naming their bastard daughter North West. But it's not like the Kardashian family is new to naming their kids something stupid. Every member of that brood has a name that begins with the letter K. So, why didn't they name this future reality show exploited child with a K name? Because Kim was afraid of people mistaking their brood for the KKK. As in, the...read more

Kanye West Will Not Be Prosecuted For Headlocking Photographer

Kanye West will not be charged by the D.A. for going Big John Studd on a a paparazzi outside LAX last week. Everybody got together and agreed that they hate annoying paparazzi even more than they hate Kanye. Also, Kanye did warn everybody to never talk near him or anybody he knows. All that's left to do is for Kanye to write a fat check then keep on being the best baby daddy he can be. Photo Credit: FameFlynetread more

Kanye West's Fucking Crazy Post 2009 VMA Rant Released

An audio recording has surfaced that supposedly has Kanye West ranting after the 2009 VMA awards. It may not be him...but it sure sounds like the kind of crazy shit he would say. You'll recall that that was the fateful night when he ran up on stage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech and said that Beyoncé's video for Single Ladies deserved to win. That's also the moment when America, nay the world, first...read more