Kim Kardashian Gets Her Vogue Cover

Vogue not so fetching editor Anna Wintour pretends to be the immovable object, but she isn't. She's just a creepy looking neighbor lady with a bad haircut who you discover wasn't just selling Mary Kay out of her the back of her Kia. Kim Kardashian greatly wanted her... read more

Kanye West Sent To Anger Management Classes

Legally registered asshole Kanye West plead no contest to battery charges and was sentenced to two year probation and anger management classes. The charges stem from an incident in July when West lost it on a photographer named Daniel Ramos and beat the shit out of him... read more

Jay Z Not Going To Be Kanye's Best Man

Jay Z won't be Kanye West's best manat his wedding this coming May.Kanye asked Jay Z to stand at his side while he intentionally fucks up his life and marries the world's most notorious money-crazed hooker. But Mr. Z and his wife Beyoncé refuse to appear on Keeping Up... read more

Kim and Kanye Targeted for Their Groundbreaking Interracial Sex

Kim Kardashian backed her bastard baby daddy Kanye West by saying that TMZ only goes after them because they are racist. This past weekend Kanye went on one of his epic rants in which he said that the only reason that the media in general and TMZ in particular went after... read more

George Zimmerman Wants To Fight Kanye West

Noted neighborhood watch commanderGeorge Zimmerman wants to fight Kanye West in the boxing ring. Besides being a painter now, Zimmerman also fancies himself a pugilist. He wants West to be his next opponent, for cash considerations, naturally. Zimmerman says that Kanye... read more

Kanye Gives $250,000 to the Kid He Beat Up

Kanye West has reportedly made a cash settlement with the eighteen year old disturbed kid he beat up. We told you the tale of Kanye getting into a bitch fight with the teen that called Kim a n***er lover and a whoreat a chiropractor's office in LA. Kanye proceeded to... read more

E! To Pay For Kim And Kanye's Unholy Union

The E! channel has graciously offered to pick up the multimillion dollar tab for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding. It's sort of a tradition really when the bride's on her third husband, her dad is dead, and a dozen TV executives are paying for their kids braces... read more

Kim Kardashian's Breasts Make Her A Great Mom

Because it's all she apparently does now, Kim Kardashian went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with her baby and the rapper that gifted it to her in exchange for her soul. More importantly, Kim was in full-on mom mode, proving her haters and critics wrong by showing... read more

Kanye And Kim's Breasts Had Date Night

Poor Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. They must be so sad that they were denied the chance to get married at Versailles and put their own exclamation point on their obnoxious insistence that they're somehow American royalty, since he became famous as a rapper and she... read more

Kim and Kanye Denied a Versailles Wedding

if fairytales involved smugness and sexual obsession and pandering and mental illness and cynical promotion and out of wedlock babies, then Kim and Kanye would be a fairytale romance for the ages. And where else to host a fairytale wedding but a palace in France. Though... read more

Joan Rivers Brow Shames North West

Hollywood crypt keeper Joan Rivers aimed her millennia old venom at Kim and Kanye's demon spawn North West. It all went down on an episode of Rivers' horrifically terrible Fashion Police show. The subject of the Kardashian/West womb weasel came up and the ever... read more

Kanye Wants Kim On The Cover Of Vogue

Kanye West is being a huge pain in the ass to Anna Wintour to get his slutty wife on the cover of Vogue. Kanye was reportedly spotted chewing Wintour's ear off in Beverly Hills to plead Kim's case. Anna Wintour is the notorious white witch editor of Vogue and she... read more