Kimye Action Figures And Shit Around The Web

October 7, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West And Kim Kardashian have made dolls of themselves for North West to play with. You have to wonder if the Kanye doll is a ‘Betsy Wetsy’ type that can pee in Kim’s mouth. You know, realistic play is important. I think I’m going to make me some Kimye voodoo dolls. (TMZ) Surprisingly, years […]


Kanye West Hates The Handicapped And Shit Around The Web

September 15, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West managed to piss off pretty much everyone when he yelled at two handicapped people in wheelchairs for not standing up at his show. I guess maybe he thought he could heal them with his asshole Yeezus power. Watch Kanye be the second worse thing to happen to the handicapped. (Dlisted) Eva Longoria is […]


Kanye’s Dad Was A Pap And Shit Around The Web

August 29, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Loathsome douchenozzle Kanye West said in response to getting sued by a paparazzo that he can’t hate them because his dad used to be one. Also, he can’t hate people who die during liposuction because… well, never mind. Read more of Kanye trying to pretend he’s cool with the paps. (Movie Pilot) Coco’s ass cannot […]


Kanye West Shows His Cards

August 28, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kanye West became increasingly forthcoming during an ongoing deposition for a lawsuit with a paparazzi who accused West of assault. West was hostile during earlier depositions but when your expensive lawyers tell you to start acting contrite even the most ardent rebels tend to listen. West reversed his earlier stance on hatred for the paparazzi: […]


Kanye West Photographically Lynched

August 7, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

In a deposition for a civil case where he is accused of assaulting a paparazzi, Kanye West compared the plight of celebrities to that of blacks during the civil rights movement. West sees the paparazzi as an intrusive force who often show up too early when he alerts them of his whereabouts. He should be […]


Kanye West Still A Dick And Shit Around The Web

July 8, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Human ass polyp Kanye West was booed on stage at a concert in London. No, it wasn’t because of his shitty music this time. It was because he went on a twenty minute rant about how paparazzi taking his picture is like rape. Because, you know, having your picture taken is exactly like having someone […]


North West In Lockdown

June 6, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kanye West is beefing up the security detail  for his most closely approximating legitimate child, North. He wants to build a zone of privacy around his daughter from the shutterbugs and voyeurs and Satan to whom he promised his first born in exchange for this whole inexplicable career success. Kanye joins the ranks of celebrities unable […]


Kanye’s Teen Project Awaits His Return

June 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Before Jesus told Kanye to go become Kim Kardashian’s third husband, Kanye was spending late nights at the studio with Kylie’s teen singing friend Pia Mia Perez. Kanye insists the bleached blond YouTube star is going to be the next Rihanna. I think that means she’s young and ethnic and her voice takes to computer […]


The Honeymoon Is Over

June 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

To consummate Kim’s third marriage, Kanye West and his whore bride went on a whirlwind honeymoon across Europe visiting cities where people didn’t know them well enough yet to instinctively throw rocks. Their final stop was Prague where the couple tongued each other on a public bench forever making Hitlers march to the Castle only […]