Kanye West Shows His Cards

August 28, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kanye West became increasingly forthcoming during an ongoing deposition for a lawsuit with a paparazzi who accused West of assault. West was hostile during earlier depositions but when your expensive lawyers tell you to start acting contrite even the... READ MORE

Kanye West Photographically Lynched

August 7, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

In a deposition for a civil case where he is accused of assaulting a paparazzi, Kanye West compared the plight of celebrities to that of blacks during the civil rights movement. West sees the paparazzi as an intrusive force... READ MORE

Kanye West Still A Dick And Shit Around The Web

July 8, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Human ass polyp Kanye West was booed on stage at a concert in London. No, it wasn’t because of his shitty music this time. It was because he went on a twenty minute rant about how paparazzi taking his... READ MORE

North West In Lockdown

June 6, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kanye West is beefing up the security detail  for his most closely approximating legitimate child, North. He wants to build a zone of privacy around his daughter from the shutterbugs and voyeurs and Satan to whom he promised his first... READ MORE

Kanye’s Teen Project Awaits His Return

June 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Before Jesus told Kanye to go become Kim Kardashian’s third husband, Kanye was spending late nights at the studio with Kylie’s teen singing friend Pia Mia Perez. Kanye insists the bleached blond YouTube star is going to be the... READ MORE

The Honeymoon Is Over

June 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

To consummate Kim’s third marriage, Kanye West and his whore bride went on a whirlwind honeymoon across Europe visiting cities where people didn’t know them well enough yet to instinctively throw rocks. Their final stop was Prague where the... READ MORE

Details Of Kim’s Wedding Reveal That It Was Awful

May 30, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There’s not a person alive, cursed with knowledge of the existence of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, who thinks that their wedding last weekend was going to be anything but a display of narcissistic bullshit and a reminder to... READ MORE

My Big Fat Assed Italian Whore Wedding

May 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That giant sucking sound you’re hearing isn’t the economy, it’s Kim Kardashian thanking Kanye West legally tying himself to Kim over the weekend in front of David Blaine and a horde of rappers, reality star succubi, and Bruce Jenner... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Ready to Be Deflowered

May 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian gathered up her sisters and half-sisters, some of her BFFs, and a half dozen or so of her entourage and handlers to make her Parisian bachelorette dinner look robust and happy. It was like the Last Supper... READ MORE