Kanye West Heckled

Rapping pap smear Kanye West dealt with a heckler at a show in San Antonio with his usual sense of restraint and dignity. It all started when Kanye donned a mask made by designer Maison Martin Margiela. Yeah, I know, my favorite designer too. Why Kanye wears this mask is... read more

Kim And Kanye Want To Get Married At Versailles

Kim and Kanye reaaaally want to have their wedding at Versailles. Yes, THAT Versailles. The over-the-top golden palace of the Bourbon kings of France. I mean, where else would the lord Yessiah and his cum dumpster queen get married than at the most famous palace on... read more

Kim Kardashian Inexplicably Not Such a Great Mom

America's favorite baby mama, Kim Kardashian, is tired of people saying she is a shitty mother. Ever since she yelped out Kanye West's bastard child from her lower gaping maw in June, she's seems to have gone on with her life as if nothing happened. She still follows... read more

Kanye West Blasts Nike, Blames Obama's Failure on Not Being Jewish, Won't Shut the Fuck Up

Even though he's likely getting some trim on the side, Kim Kardashian's seismic birthing of the demon baby has been rough on Kanye West. He's taking his jizz backup and turning it into daily idiotic tirades at radio stations and in concert. During his tour stop in... read more

Kanye Says Kim And Not Kate Upton Is The New Marilyn Monroe

Kanye West continued his deluded fuckhead radio tour by claiming that his trashy girlfriend Kim Kardashian is the new Marilyn Monroe. The revelation came in the middle of an epic 45 minute rant on the Power 105's Breakfast Club radio show. The subject came up of Vanity... read more

Kanye Says Kim's Reality Show Promotes Interracial Relationships

Kanye West defended his baby mama Kim Kardashian's vapid TV show Keeping Up With The Kardashians as promoting interracial relationships. Our lord and saviour Yeezus was on "The Pablo Show" on a Washington D.C. radio station when the subject of Kim's crappy show came up.... read more

Kim Kardashian's Publicist Has Her Tweet That She And Kanye Are Cool With Being Spoofed

Yeezus doesn't like being mocked. Or talked to or even looked at or acknowledged in any manner save for applause and prayers, naturally. So when Kim Kardashian tweeted that Kanye thought Seth Rogen and James Franco's parody of Kanye's Bound 2 music video was rip-roaring... read more

Kanye West Wants You To Boycott Louis Vuitton

Because he thinks that he's the most important person in the world at all times, Kanye West is calling for his fans to boycott Louis Vuitton after the company's vice president allegedly refused a meeting with him. The rapper told 92.3 NOW Radio that while he was in... read more

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Take Their Baby Out Just Like Regular Parents

Somebody from the PR team told Kim and Kanye that before this bastard baby gets old enough to drop out of middle school, they need to get some photos taken pretending to be normal parents. As in, get on your $150 t-shirts and walk that baby around in a hermetically... read more

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Cleavage As She And Kanye West Head To His Concert In New York

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Kim Kardashian Gets Naked for Her Baby Daddy's Music Video

Someday, when Kanye West leafs through the trampled heap of megalomania and poor decision making that ultimately shaped his life, he'll remember that time he got Kim Kardashian naked and riding on his lap atop a motorcycle in one of his shitty music videos. He'll smile... read more

Kanye West Took Higher Education Down A Notch

Now that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have done so well in ruining the future of America by teaching kids that all they need to do to get famous is ride coattails or make shitty, lazy sex tapes, the rapper has taken his game to the Ivy League. Kanye spoke at Harvard... read more