Details Of Kim’s Wedding Reveal That It Was Awful

May 30, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There’s not a person alive, cursed with knowledge of the existence of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, who thinks that their wedding last weekend was going to be anything but a display of narcissistic bullshit and a reminder to everyone in attendance that they think they’re the most important people in the world. According to […]

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My Big Fat Assed Italian Whore Wedding

May 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That giant sucking sound you’re hearing isn’t the economy, it’s Kim Kardashian thanking Kanye West legally tying himself to Kim over the weekend in front of David Blaine and a horde of rappers, reality star succubi, and Bruce Jenner looking like Aphrodite herself. The couple married at an historical Italian fortress before the giant wall […]

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Kim Kardashian Ready to Be Deflowered

May 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian gathered up her sisters and half-sisters, some of her BFFs, and a half dozen or so of her entourage and handlers to make her Parisian bachelorette dinner look robust and happy. It was like the Last Supper of fame whores. Kim isn’t about to be nailed to the cross, but she is about […]

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Kanye West Told A Kid That His Yeezys Are Fake (VIDEO)

May 21, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West doesn’t like signing people’s crap as much as he just doesn’t like talking to other human beings, so it was a pleasant surprise when he took one whole second out of his busy day to sign a fan’s pair of Air Yeezy Red Octobers. Except, instead of just signing the stupid shoe and […]

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Lana Del Ray Will Perform At Kim’s Wedding

May 20, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

This weekend’s wedding between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Florence, Italy is supposed to be a small, personal affair that will only feature the closest of friends and family, and probably two chairs for Rob Kardashian. Of course, small and personal doesn’t mean humble or understated, because among the many luxuries that are bound […]

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Ray J Is Giving Kim And Kanye A Wedding Present

May 19, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

With Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just days away from their humble, private wedding in Italy, it’s a perfect time for Ray J to hop into the picture and make himself slightly famous again. When Kim was engaged to Kris Humphries, it was reported that Ray J was sending Kim inappropriate text messages while he […]

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Kim Kardashian Was Confusing At The Met Gala

May 6, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night, a bunch of beautiful famous people paid $25,000 and more to attend the Met Gala’s tribute to Charles James in New York City, and there were also many more people in attendance who both shouldn’t be famous and aren’t beautiful. Take Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, for example, as the couple stepped out […]

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Kim And Kanye Are Married Now

May 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

While Kim Kardashian won’t be having her lavish Parisian wedding until May 24, sharing her love and success with 200 of her closest friends and sex tape partners, the former Mrs. Kris Humphries and Mrs. Damon Thomas is now the current Mrs. Kanye West, according to the state of California. Kim and Kanye reportedly made […]

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Kimye Getting Married Three Times

April 25, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have to get married three times. The two narcissistic walking genitalia are planning a ridiculously over-the-top wedding in France. But they have to also get married in a civil ceremony in California and an additional civil wedding in France before their fuck-off religious service. I guarantee you that she is […]

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North West Pisses on Kanye

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian revealed to Seth Myers that baby North West pissed all over Kanye West during their infamous Vogue shoot. It seems that the unibrowed womb troll decided to use Kanye’s chest as a diaper while they were taking a family shot on a couch. North is naked in the picture as a very early […]

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