Jan Adams, the doctor who performed the surgery on Donda West that led to her death, has sent his condolences to the West family but declined to discus anything more. He told Entertainment Tonight:
"I want to first express my deepest condolences to the West family at a very difficult time. As a medical doctor practicing in this field, I hold sacred the bond of confidentiality that exists between the patient and doctor. Out of respect of the West family, and the absence of verifiable information, any comment without having first discussing that information with the family would be unprofessional."
Well that should take care of that. Sounds like this guy isn’t so bad after all. Oh wait never mind.
It seems that, less than two weeks ago, a woman sued Adams for malpractice after her breasts augmentation went bad. She says one implant had to be removed, the other is still in and she nearly bled to death after complications. She says Adams has ruined her life. And in 2002, his ex-girlfriend sought a retraining order against him, saying that alcohol brings out his "Jekyll and Hyde" personality. She says he even once forced his way into her home, threatened her and chased her with his car. Then, in 2004, a woman named Teana Lucas met Adams when she was a bartender and he was a regular costumer. According to Lucas, Adams was set to perform liposuction on her. Just before the surgery, Adams told Lucas he loved her and wanted to marry her. Soon after, he began to make house calls to her home. One night, he insisted she join him for dinner, she got drunk and they had sex. Lucas became pregnant, and Adams wanted to keep the baby but Lucas did not. Adams later recommended an OBGYN to "take care of the problem". Lucas also claims he botched her two surgeries. She sued for sexual battery and malpractice. Adams denied all the allegations, but settled the case.
And I know what you're thinking. "Wow, this guy sure did have a sexy practice!" And of course you're correct. Unfortunately doctors can't really get away with this crap. If he was a cop, he could be a cop on the edge, a loose cannon who plays by his own rules to get those scumbags off the street. But he's not a cop, so when he tells a naked girl on a cold steel table that he's into her, just before he anesthetizes her, that doesn't sound like he's gonna do an extra good job because he really likes her, it just sounds like he's gonna chop off her arms and legs and keep her in a box in his study.
All kinds of stuff is now being dug up on Dr. Jan Adams. Try and guess if it's good. Adams, of course, is the plastic surgeon who performed the liposuction and breast reduction that led to the death of Donda West, Kanyes mom. Late yesterday it was revealed that Donda consulted another plastic surgeon before Adams, but that surgeon refused because of a medical condition. Adams knew of her condition but did not refuse Donda. Also new is the revelation that Adams has had three DUI's - one in 1994, one in 2003, and one in 2006. The Medical Board of California filed papers last April to revoke Dr. Adams' medical license because of the DUI's. Also of note is that Adams in not Board Certified with the American Board of Plastic Surgery (more on what that means here), which is maybe important because of this:
Donda West's operation lasted eight hours — twice as long as it should have. We're told Dr. Jan Adams began the operation Friday morning and finished Friday evening. He then sent Ms. West home, rather than to a recovery center, which we're told, would have been appropriate.
Several doctors at Centinela Hospital where West was taken, tell TMZ they believe the excessive amount of time it took to perform the procedure strongly suggests either something went wrong during the operation or the doctor was just too inexperienced.
We're told she was dead the next evening at her home before paramedics arrived.
This is why it's important to always keep your receipt. If the doctor kills your mom, maybe you can get a refund.
AMANDA HOLDEN FOUND A DEAD BODY - Amanda Holden - the hot POA judge on the Simon Cowell show, "Britain's Got Talent" - was on a morning jog yesterday when she found a dead body hanging from a noose in a tree. A Scotland Yard spokesman said the dead man has yet to be identified, then added, "there were no suspicious circumstances surrounding the death". Nothing suspicious? Scotland Yard must have ways of raising the recently dead because I can't imagine someone hanging in the middle of London was part of the plan.
DONDA WEST DIED FROM PLASTIC SURGERY - Kanye West's mother, Donda West, died after complications from liposuction and a breast reduction. The doctor who performed the surgery says he was not responsible for her death, but that she may have died from a heart attack, pulmonary embolism or massive vomiting. Nearly 200 people die every year from plastic surgery complications, or about 1 out of every 60,000. Ugly people should still get it though. It's worth the risk. Being hot is awesome. They don't even make me pay taxes. I may even be immortal. The only downside is I have to avoid stuff like mirrors and shiny metal, even lakes and stuff, or else I might see my reflection and fall in love. Because I'm so handsome, you see.
THE VICTORIAS SECRET FASHION SHOW IS HERE - The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show will have almost 30 models this year (including Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Karolina Kurkova, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks and Marisa Miller) and the big names kicked off a week of hype with a special Virgin America flight into LAX yesterday. Tomorrow, the models will be on hand as Victoria’s Secret will receive a star on Hollywood Boulevard, just in front of the Kodak Theatre. The fashion show will be held later this week at the Kodak, and penises will be held by nerds around the world.
Kanye West sure is a cool guy. Here he is drunk as hell after doing an interview on "the Wendy Williams Experience". Whatever that is. He prattles on and on about how he's the number 1 human in music, then makes it clear that he's not on any drugs, even thought it looks very much like he's on drugs. And why not. Drugs are awesome. If you're into that sort of thing. I'm not. Long ago, a poster of Batman playing soccer with some minority kids taught me that sports were a natural high and drugs will only ruin it. It also reminded me that we all win when we play by the rules. Another more accurate way to put it is that one team loses when we all play by the rules. So with Batman in mind, I kicked that kid in his balls and scored the winning goal as he rolled around in tears, then got a handjob from his girlfriend behind the school bus. The posters feelings weren't clear about that, but it wasn't a very big poster.
Kanye West stamps his tiny feet and holds his breath every time he doesn't win an award, because nothing says "street cred" in the rap world like craving approval and recognition from giant companies run by old white people. And of course, he did it again last night after the MTV Awards:
"Kanye was watching the closing performance on a closed-circuit monitor, and he started getting upset," a source who was backstage told MTV News. "He started asking anyone who'd listen why he wasn't allowed to perform on the main stage. 'Why did I perform in just a suite?' he was saying. 'Justin's my boy, but even he gets to perform in both a suite and on the main stage? Something's wrong here.' "
According to a story filed by The Associated Press, West was also upset about being shut out of all five categories he was nominated in. He reportedly yelled, "That's two years in a row, man … I'm trying hard, man, I have the … #1 record, man."
To be fair to Kanye, these awards show can be frustrating. They're just big popularity contests. This is why I got out of modeling. "Model Of The Year" used to be about the modeling and showing off the clothes, but then somehow it became about all this other … "stuff", you know what I mean.
In case you haven't heard, the much talked up Kanye West album "Graduation" was leaked in it's entirety yesterday. Every bit torrent site has a billion copies. Isohunt has a few thousand seeders here. I personally don't like Kanye. He's too hard. Minorities are scary and I feel like hes trying to trick me into coming closer with all his sweater vests and teddy bears. When it comes to real "rapping", I'll take Will Smith thank you very much. I like his gentle, family friendly rhymes about basketball and shorts. That's rapping the whole family can enjoy.
UPDATE - rapidshare link here if you struggle with bit torrent there, Fred Flintstone.
