Joan Rivers Brow Shames North West

Hollywood crypt keeper Joan Rivers aimed her millennia old venom at Kim and Kanye's demon spawn North West. It all went down on an episode of Rivers' horrifically terrible Fashion Police show. The subject of the Kardashian/West womb weasel came up and the ever... read more

Kanye Wants Kim On The Cover Of Vogue

Kanye West is being a huge pain in the ass to Anna Wintour to get his slutty wife on the cover of Vogue. Kanye was reportedly spotted chewing Wintour's ear off in Beverly Hills to plead Kim's case. Anna Wintour is the notorious white witch editor of Vogue and she... read more

Kanye Might've Assaulted a Teenager Who Said Racist Things to Kim

You know you're not supposed to even talk to Kanye. Kanye's sphere of privacy continues on well past his Jesus-mandated zone of hearing distance and extends to his baby mama, wherever she may be. She's like an embassy. No matter where she is, she's Kanye soil. So when... read more

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Go Skiing

It's time for the trees to give a little something back. Photo Credit: FameFlynet [gallery ids="1703802,1703812,1703842,1703832,1703852,1703862,1703872"] read more

Kanye West Takes A Vow Of Silence

Kanye West has decided to take a 6 month break from saying stupid shit. Naturally, he announced that he is going to abstain from ranting like a moron in an epic 30 minute rant. Kanye has become more famous in the last few years for all of the idiotic shit he says than he... read more

Okay, Who Leaked the Kardashian Christmas Party Photos?

With the Kardashians, it's hard to tell what's real and what's faked for the cameras. I go with the rule that not a goddamn thing anybody in that family has done has been real since Robert hid the knife for Khloe's bio dad. Nevertheless, they keep pumping out social... read more

Klassy Bag, Kim Kardashian

In a move that was probably intended to mock regular idiot Americans who battled their way through crowded lines in packed malls and department stores yesterday, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian did some post-Christmas shopping in Los Angeles and didn't seem to have any... read more

Kanye West Sued Over 'Bound 2' Sample

You ought to know better than to fuck with Yeezus around Christmas. This is the busiest time of the year for our rap Lord and Savior, when he allows the entire world to celebrate the birth of his mind blowing musical genius and transformative footwear. But Ricky Spicer... read more

Kanye West Heckled

Rapping pap smear Kanye West dealt with a heckler at a show in San Antonio with his usual sense of restraint and dignity. It all started when Kanye donned a mask made by designer Maison Martin Margiela. Yeah, I know, my favorite designer too. Why Kanye wears this mask is... read more

Kim And Kanye Want To Get Married At Versailles

Kim and Kanye reaaaally want to have their wedding at Versailles. Yes, THAT Versailles. The over-the-top golden palace of the Bourbon kings of France. I mean, where else would the lord Yessiah and his cum dumpster queen get married than at the most famous palace on... read more

Kim Kardashian Inexplicably Not Such a Great Mom

America's favorite baby mama, Kim Kardashian, is tired of people saying she is a shitty mother. Ever since she yelped out Kanye West's bastard child from her lower gaping maw in June, she's seems to have gone on with her life as if nothing happened. She still follows... read more

Kanye West Blasts Nike, Blames Obama's Failure on Not Being Jewish, Won't Shut the Fuck Up

Even though he's likely getting some trim on the side, Kim Kardashian's seismic birthing of the demon baby has been rough on Kanye West. He's taking his jizz backup and turning it into daily idiotic tirades at radio stations and in concert. During his tour stop in... read more