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Guess Who Came To Dinner And Shit Around The Web

February 19, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Former enemies and fellow scalawags Taylor Swift and Kanye West met up for some dinner ahead of going into the studio to record a song together. It seems that the egomaniacs put that award show shit behind them in order... READ MORE

Put The Needle In Her Arm Already

February 16, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kris Jenner posted a photo of her crying grandchild North West understandably having a tantrum while waiting for her super straight dad’s suede booty fashion show to start. That’s fine. Tagging Beyonce and a host of other celebrities in the... READ MORE

Yeezy’s Pedophile Booty Dreams Come to Life

February 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know what the fuck Kanye was selling last night. I think it was blank faced children in nude bodysuits. A horde of stolen Ukrainian teen sex slaves came marching out in suede booties to the sound of... READ MORE

Brandon Browner Speaks His Mind

February 12, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

New England Patriots cornerback Brandon Browner sounded off on Kanye West via Twitter regarding West’s tendency to pick on teenage girls and emo dudes who weigh a buck twenty out of their scented baths: “Kanye West is a sucka! Everybody... READ MORE

Kanye West Is The Antivenom

February 12, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

After the Grammys Kanye West said Beck should have given his award for Best Album to Beyonce: “All I know is if the Grammys want real artists to keep coming back, they need to stop playing with us. We... READ MORE

Kanye Is Still An Asshole And Shit Around The Web

February 10, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West hogwashed in his own assholery by slamming Beck for beating Beyonce for Album of the Year at the Grammys. It’s not that 95% of the non-fedora hat wearing world isn’t wondering how the fuck Beck won album... READ MORE

Kanye Watches Kim Kardashian Get Dressed

January 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not unusual for a husband to watch his wife get dressed. Unless it is. It probably is. Kanye has been infatuated with his wife even before they were together. He used to imagine Kim while pounding Amber Rose... READ MORE

Kanye West Is Humbled

January 26, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Some autistic guy approached Kanye West and asked him to sign a photo of Kim Kardashian which had his crusted jizz on it. Embarrassingly enough the photo was from one of her weddings which got poor ratings and West refused to sign... READ MORE

Kanye West Stole From Office Max

January 22, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A deposition from a lawsuit filed by a photographer alleging Kanye West assaulted him has turned up the fact West was convicted of felony theft in 2000 for stealing printers from Office Max. West doesn’t really say if he... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Sell Jeans

December 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve ever thought to yourself, damn, I’d love to splash chowder across Kim Kardashian’s tits over the hood of my car then buy myself some $2600 French man trousers, this advertisement is for you. I say it’s even... READ MORE

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