These are some of the same pictures from yesterday but a few more, and all in better quality, so now you see Bruce Willis drown much more clearly.  After hanging out with playmates on his yacht off the coast of Italy, Bruce probably raced his cigarette boat onto shore, then jumped on the beach where a butler was waiting with keys to a Ferrari on a silver tray.  Then Bruce unbuttoned his dinner jacket and climbed into the sports car with the models, disappearing into the night for an evening of passion and intrigue.  

Bruce Willis was photographed with a "mystery woman" earlier this week on a yacht in Sardinia, and apparently it was Karen McDougal, the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year.  Page Six says, "the 36-year-old brunette is definitely his girlfriend".  I tried adding up all the hot kitty Bruce Willis has punched over the years but I had to stop because my computer started to smoke.  On a related note, I would bang this chick until sparks came out of her vagina and then sleep the sleep of the pure at heart.  The End.