By Lex August 01, 2014 @ 1:11 PM
I refuse to generalize about foreign lands, but it’s fair to say that everyone in Argentina is either an aging Nazi war criminal or a hot young woman with a large unctuous ass. I’m sure there’s a few other people milling about that don’t fit either group. Like the gauchos, soccer players, and high energy TV dance show hosts. Every country is unique in its own way, though similar in the fact that all their hot women pull slender bits of fabric up into their taints and head to Miami to look for opportunity. Right now there are chicks from both Israel and Palestine helping each other position their tanned asses in the direction of the millionaire expensive high rise condos lining the beach. I blame men for wars. Women have a more advanced means of getting what they want.
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By Lex March 20, 2014 @ 1:25 PM
It used to be that when Argentineans fled to Miami, there was some kind of Nazi manhunt underway. Now it’s just swimsuit models with sweet asses in thongs on the beach. I’m not implying that’s worse, just less interesting. If you dislike sun-soaked vagina.
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By Lex November 08, 2013 @ 6:49 PM
Two South American model chicks in bikinis with oversized reflective sunglasses and a jet-ski on Miami Beach. It’s the beginning of every drug running sex fantasy I’ve ever had. They’ve even got their asses perched in the air to reduce drag in case they need to outrun la policia. I like where this is headed. If these two girls forgo their tightly timed drug muling operation to engage in a long bout of lesbian beach sex, I’m going to have to ask reality to stop stealing my dreams. Fuck, that doesn’t make sense. I just want a hot girlfriend who doesn’t speak English.
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