By Lex March 20, 2014 @ 1:25 PM
It used to be that when Argentineans fled to Miami, there was some kind of Nazi manhunt underway. Now it’s just swimsuit models with sweet asses in thongs on the beach. I’m not implying that’s worse, just less interesting. If you dislike sun-soaked vagina.
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By Lex November 08, 2013 @ 6:49 PM
Two South American model chicks in bikinis with oversized reflective sunglasses and a jet-ski on Miami Beach. It’s the beginning of every drug running sex fantasy I’ve ever had. They’ve even got their asses perched in the air to reduce drag in case they need to outrun la policia. I like where this is headed. If these two girls forgo their tightly timed drug muling operation to engage in a long bout of lesbian beach sex, I’m going to have to ask reality to stop stealing my dreams. Fuck, that doesn’t make sense. I just want a hot girlfriend who doesn’t speak English.
Photo Credit: PCN