Taylor Swift Tongues a Model And Shit Around The Web

By Jack August 14, 2014 @ 12:38 PM


There are rumors flying around the web that Taylor Swift decided to try girls after being disappointed by so many men who she tortured to get into her pants. Supposedly, she’s been munching on Victoria Secret model Karlie Kloss’ box. If this is true, then nothing the radical Muslims say about America can bother me. We are the greatest country ever.

Read all about Taylor’s dabbling in tuna tacos. (The Superficial)

North West begins her inevitable journey towards sluthood. (Dlisted)

Hilary Duff gives us a peek at her titty balls on Instagram. (Popoholic)

Poppy Delevinge and her ass hanging out in a blue bikini on a boat. (Hollywood Tuna)

“Bad Boys 3″ is happening whether you want it or not. (Huffington Post)

Snooki’s tampon flies out during dance rehearsals. Commence puking. (Drunken Stepfather)

Some ginger wrestler named Sheamus may play the next Darth Vader. Fuck. (Moviepilot)

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Karlie Kloss Topless And Covered In Angel Wings For Heavenly Photo Shoot

By Lex May 01, 2014 @ 11:31 AM

Karlie Kloss Topless And Covered In Angel Wings For Heavenly Photo Shoot

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret

Karlie Kloss Models Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret 2014 Very Sexy Collection

By Lex March 28, 2014 @ 10:43 AM

Karlie Kloss Models Lingerie For Victoria's Secret 2014 Very Sexy Collection

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Fighting AIDS Has Never Been Sexier

By Travis February 06, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Whoever is in charge of organizing the guest list for the annual amfAR Gala has the best and easiest job in the world, because the lead-in to Fashion Week guarantees that just about any Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model that matters will show up. In turn, old rich guys are bound to spend tons of money for the best seats in the house, all in the name of AIDS research, but with the actual intention of sitting so close to the models, they can smell the color of their underwear. Last night’s cattle call of models included Karolina Kurkova, Behati Prinsloo, Karlie Kloss, Alyssa Miller, Erin Heatherton, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge and more. Naturally, Michelle Rodriguez also showed up because she probably heard there was an open bar and thought, “One hand for my beer and five fingers for the ladies.”

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Victoria’s Secret Celebrated A Made Up Day

By Travis February 05, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

As if the company needed a reason to have models show up and stand in one place while blowing kisses and winking at the cameras, Victoria’s Secret celebrated something called Bombshell Day yesterday, and Candice Swanepoel and Karlie Kloss were on hand to convince men to buy bras and perfume for their women for Valentine’s Day. But watch out for these multi-talented angels, because they’ve added a new move to their PR tour arsenal by putting their hands together to look like a heart. How long did it take to incorporate such a wild and risky move? Probably as long as Candice and Karlie have been alive. Maybe longer.

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Karlie Kloss Should be More Famous

By Travis December 10, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Victoria’s Secret held its annual Holiday Cheer Gift event last night in New York City, and as always they sent two Angels to stand in one place for several minutes, while blowing kisses and looking pouty so guys will buy their bras under the belief that their girlfriends will instantly look like Adriana Lima or Karlie Kloss. It’s nice to see Victoria’s Secret pushing Karlie more, though, because she has that perfect girl next door look that so many models are lacking these days. And of course by “girl next door” I mean she looks like the girl who lives in my building and shakes a can of pepper spray when she walks by me each morning as a playful reminder that I should wear pants.

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