Karlie Kloss In Lingerie

By Lex October 31, 2014 @ 1:15 PM

Karlie Kloss In Lingerie For Victorias Secret Heavenly Luxe Fragrance
Taylor Swift’s not lesbian lover Karlie Kloss really cleans up nice. After a night of Parcheesi and truth or dare that involved nothing but disheartening truths, Karlie slipped into a little something more trashy to hawk some cheap perfume. With news that Paris Hilton licensed stink is now doing $2 billion in aroma sales around the world, Victoria’s Secret is stepping up the fight for a little piece of the action in nations where the only known cure for body odor is more perfume. The desire to slather artificial floral chems across my body to smell like French bidet potpourri has ever eluded me. But were I so inclined, I’d definitely look toward anorexic lingerie models or herpetic crank eyed heiresses to define my scent. 2 billion, really world? Fuck.

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Karlie Kloss Seems Healthy

By Lex October 23, 2014 @ 8:29 AM

Karlie Kloss Wears Bra And Leggings While Doing A Smart Water Workout In NYC
This is Karlie Kloss. She’s a model and Taylor Swift’s non-lesbian best girlfriend. She probably just says model when people ask because it’s shorter and you don’t have to go into details on the girls rule boys drool sleepovers at Taylor’s $20 million condo. Lena Dunham often joins the duet so Taylor doesn’t have to feel relatively unattractive. I give Lena credit for being the only one of the three gal pals to be sexually active, even if that just means she manually penetrates herself until fudge comes out. Who wants sundaes? Best sleepover ever.

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Taylor Swift Tongues a Model And Shit Around The Web

By Jack August 14, 2014 @ 12:38 PM

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There are rumors flying around the web that Taylor Swift decided to try girls after being disappointed by so many men who she tortured to get into her pants. Supposedly, she’s been munching on Victoria Secret model Karlie Kloss’ box. If this is true, then nothing the radical Muslims say about America can bother me. We are the greatest country ever.

Read all about Taylor’s dabbling in tuna tacos. (The Superficial)

North West begins her inevitable journey towards sluthood. (Dlisted)

Hilary Duff gives us a peek at her titty balls on Instagram. (Popoholic)

Poppy Delevinge and her ass hanging out in a blue bikini on a boat. (Hollywood Tuna)

“Bad Boys 3″ is happening whether you want it or not. (Huffington Post)

Snooki’s tampon flies out during dance rehearsals. Commence puking. (Drunken Stepfather)

Some ginger wrestler named Sheamus may play the next Darth Vader. Fuck. (Moviepilot)

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Karlie Kloss Topless And Covered In Angel Wings For Heavenly Photo Shoot

By Lex May 01, 2014 @ 11:31 AM

Karlie Kloss Topless And Covered In Angel Wings For Heavenly Photo Shoot

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret

Karlie Kloss Models Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret 2014 Very Sexy Collection

By Lex March 28, 2014 @ 10:43 AM

Karlie Kloss Models Lingerie For Victoria's Secret 2014 Very Sexy Collection

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Fighting AIDS Has Never Been Sexier

By Travis February 06, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Whoever is in charge of organizing the guest list for the annual amfAR Gala has the best and easiest job in the world, because the lead-in to Fashion Week guarantees that just about any Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model that matters will show up. In turn, old rich guys are bound to spend tons of money for the best seats in the house, all in the name of AIDS research, but with the actual intention of sitting so close to the models, they can smell the color of their underwear. Last night’s cattle call of models included Karolina Kurkova, Behati Prinsloo, Karlie Kloss, Alyssa Miller, Erin Heatherton, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge and more. Naturally, Michelle Rodriguez also showed up because she probably heard there was an open bar and thought, “One hand for my beer and five fingers for the ladies.”

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