Fighting AIDS Has Never Been Sexier

By Travis February 06, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Whoever is in charge of organizing the guest list for the annual amfAR Gala has the best and easiest job in the world, because the lead-in to Fashion Week guarantees that just about any Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model that matters will show up. In turn, old rich guys are bound to spend tons of money for the best seats in the house, all in the name of AIDS research, but with the actual intention of sitting so close to the models, they can smell the color of their underwear. Last night’s cattle call of models included Karolina Kurkova, Behati Prinsloo, Karlie Kloss, Alyssa Miller, Erin Heatherton, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge and more. Naturally, Michelle Rodriguez also showed up because she probably heard there was an open bar and thought, “One hand for my beer and five fingers for the ladies.”

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Victoria’s Secret Celebrated A Made Up Day

By Travis February 05, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

As if the company needed a reason to have models show up and stand in one place while blowing kisses and winking at the cameras, Victoria’s Secret celebrated something called Bombshell Day yesterday, and Candice Swanepoel and Karlie Kloss were on hand to convince men to buy bras and perfume for their women for Valentine’s Day. But watch out for these multi-talented angels, because they’ve added a new move to their PR tour arsenal by putting their hands together to look like a heart. How long did it take to incorporate such a wild and risky move? Probably as long as Candice and Karlie have been alive. Maybe longer.

Photo Credits: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com

Karlie Kloss Should be More Famous

By Travis December 10, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Victoria’s Secret held its annual Holiday Cheer Gift event last night in New York City, and as always they sent two Angels to stand in one place for several minutes, while blowing kisses and looking pouty so guys will buy their bras under the belief that their girlfriends will instantly look like Adriana Lima or Karlie Kloss. It’s nice to see Victoria’s Secret pushing Karlie more, though, because she has that perfect girl next door look that so many models are lacking these days. And of course by “girl next door” I mean she looks like the girl who lives in my building and shakes a can of pepper spray when she walks by me each morning as a playful reminder that I should wear pants.

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Karlie Kloss In Lingerie

By Lex October 02, 2013 @ 12:58 PM

Karlie Kloss In Lingerie For Victoria's Secret

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret

Victoria’s Secret Angels At The Lourve

By Lex September 18, 2013 @ 4:29 PM

Victoria's Secret Angels Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge, And Behati Prinsloo Model Lingerie In Angel Wings For A Photoshoot At The Louvre
Ask people who’ve been to a museum how they liked it. They always say they loved it. Ask them what they loved about it, the always mention some exhibit. Then ask them what they loved about the exhibit, they always say it was amazing. In short, they’re all lying. Now, takes some good looking models in lingerie on top of the Louvre and ask guys who saw them what they thought. They’ll say something like, ‘Alessandra Ambrosio had great tits.’ And you’ll finally have an honest reaction from somebody who visited a museum.

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com

Karlie Kloss was a sexy indian

By brendon November 08, 2012 @ 12:32 PM

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Karlie Kloss was dressed up in an Indian headdress last night at the Victorias Secret fashion show, and Native American groups should be flattered because she makes being an Indian look hot but I’m sure they’ll go all ape shit over it. Hopefully they’ll do that thing where they sneak around with a wolf pelt over their head and burn down our crops. That would be bad ass!

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