By Lex July 11, 2014 @ 11:26 AM
I’ve wanted to go to Ibiza ever since I saw eleven episodes of super fucking annoying people partying there in E!’s Wild On show. Brooke Burke would always ask everybody if they were having crazy good times and everybody would say in broken English, this is so crazy! Who doesn’t want to be part of that craziness. Plus their nightclubs all had bubble machines. I guess Karolina Kurkova also changes her clothes there in the bushes. That seems like incentive enough to use up some of my miles. I wonder how many Southwest stops it takes to get to Ibiza. I’m going with seventeen on the over under. I’m going to smell like diapers by the time I land.
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By Travis February 06, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
Whoever is in charge of organizing the guest list for the annual amfAR Gala has the best and easiest job in the world, because the lead-in to Fashion Week guarantees that just about any Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model that matters will show up. In turn, old rich guys are bound to spend tons of money for the best seats in the house, all in the name of AIDS research, but with the actual intention of sitting so close to the models, they can smell the color of their underwear. Last night’s cattle call of models included Karolina Kurkova, Behati Prinsloo, Karlie Kloss, Alyssa Miller, Erin Heatherton, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge and more. Naturally, Michelle Rodriguez also showed up because she probably heard there was an open bar and thought, “One hand for my beer and five fingers for the ladies.”
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