Chris Brown Surely Loves Charity Sports Events

Last month it was a Chris Brown celebrity kickball game with all the felonious minions and Kardashians he could gather up. Now, flag football against Puff Daddy's son. Chris Brown is either building his curriculum vitae for a middle school P.E. teacher vacancy or he's fulfilling the community service portion of his probation in the most Chris Brown way possible. These events certainly make it simpler for the local...read more

Rumer Willis Leads Charge to Free the Nipples

The Free the Nipple campaign started with such high minded ideals. Like getting Instagram to allow moderately unattractive women to show pictures of their bare tits without having their accounts suspended. For some reason the Facebook family of soul selling social media outlets doesn't allow nipples to be shown in any visual medium on their sites. At the same time, Jihadi beheadings and men recounting tales of their...read more

Chris Brown Has the Best 'Out of Jail' Parties

Can't blame Chris Brown for feeling a little nervous when he's blindfolded and told he's been taken off to an exciting surprise. Just a couple week's ago at the L.A. County Men's Central Jail, that meant something completely different. But his new old former ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran had something more fun than prison block gang sodomy planned. A BBQ. A big old fun BBQ with all of Chris' dear friends and paid...read more