Chris Brown’s Girlfriend Doesn’t Make Sense

By author March 13, 2012 @ 2:30 PM

Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America’s most beloved moonwalking woman-beater. In a new turn of events, and what I’m attributing solely to some sort of brain damage (See: being Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Results of), TMZ reports that Karrueche claims she is afraid of Rihanna’s crazy fans after receiving threatening tweets:

But several of Rihanna’s fans took the joke one step too far — unleashing an avalanche of violent threats on Karrueche … like “I hope Rihanna beat the dog shit outa yo ass!” … “Watch yo back” … and “I will kill you.

Yes, the terrifying fear in this situation comes from Rihanna’s illiterate teenage fans, not Chris Brown’s unpredictable toddleresque rage. Below are images of the happy couple in Chris’ car and what we should already start referring to as Exhibits A-J.

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(Image Source = Pacific Coast News)

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Rihanna is in a twitter fight with Chris Browns girlfriend

By brendon March 07, 2012 @ 6:07 PM

There must be a plan to change Rihannas image from “sympathetic victim” to “hoodrat dumbass”, which is why she collaborated with Chris Brown and insulted her own fans, and now Phase 3 has begun: start a twitter/facebook fight with Chris Browns current girlfriend, a 23-year-old, half black, half Vietnamese model named Karrueche Tran.

On Saturday she posted this picture of a bag of rice cakes wearing sunglasses and gold hoop earrings on her twitter with the caption:

“Ima make u my bitch,”

And yesterday she added:

“I’m a leader, yall on some followin shit … coming in dis game on some modeling shit!”

I don’t speak Thug Retard but the Daily News says those were insults directed at Tran, who has now replied with a facebook post that says:

“I’m Angeline, you’re Jen. C’mon you see where Brad is at,”

I assume that’s supposed to be “Angelina”, as in Jolie, but that’s really only a guess because these people write and spell like they just landed here on a fucking spaceship.

(image source = splash and fame/flynet)