Chris Brown Has A Child, Karrueche Bails

By Lex March 04, 2015 @ 10:58 AM

Chris Brown Has A Child Karrueche Bails
Breaking the news to your long time girlfriend that you’ve been declared dad to some other chick’s new baby is no simple task. You’re going to want to find a nice public spot and make sure she’s sober. Also, stretch your rapper credit line at the jewelry store. Something ostentatious, but tacky. Karrueche Tran seemed to catch wind of something in the air, not to mention service of process papers on the kitchen table, because last week she asked on Instgram if anybody knows a Nia. That named turned out to be the swift thinking young lady who pushed out Brown’s new bastard baby and instantly became ten times wealthier than her peers who took the abortion fun bucks. Karrueche Tran decided to quit Chris Brown. The arrests and assaults and drugs and gang ties didn’t bother her so much, but a baby, fuck no. That’s her practical Vietnamese side coming out. And, yes, that is a compliment. You don’t need that shit. At least not until the rent on your sweet condo Brown pays for comes overdue. Principles aside, look for Tran to be pushing Brown’s bastard around the Westside parks with the illegals by the next moon.

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Karrueche Tran Wears A Taco Bikini While Hitting Miami Beach Solo

By Lex December 09, 2014 @ 8:07 AM

Karrueche Tran Wears A Taco Bikini While Hitting Miami Beach Solo LB

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Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran Split Over Ass Pic

By Lex July 08, 2014 @ 10:22 AM

Chris Brown Posts Photo Of Karueche Tran In A Thong To Instagram

In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.

That’s Karrueche Tran quoting Buddha on social media. Most girls who date Chris Brown take the ancient communal meditations strong to their heart. They help to soothe the swelling from the punches.

According to RadarOnline, the couple just broke up again after Chris posted a picture of his girlfriend’s ass and Vietnamese hooker tattoo to Instagram. That was apparently too much for Karrueche who had previously found her boyfriend’s rage and assaults and arrests and banging Rihanna intermittently to be just Chris being so damn cute. I assume she thought he was taking the photo of her bare ass for his scrapbooking club. Karrueche Tran promptly deleted all pictures of Chris from her Instagram account, which is how people with immense egos break up in 2014. She also insisted that no Chris Brown music be played at the 4th of July party she attended over the weekend. Her friends obliged. Because when you’re friends with models who date Chris Brown, it’s already too late to be judgmental.

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Karrueche Tran Hit Miami Beach With A Guy Who Isn’t Chris Brown

By Travis September 23, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

I don’t know what Karrueche Tran does for a living other than date Chris Brown, so she was basically just another girl on the beach in Miami yesterday. But she was also holding hands with a guy who isn’t Chris Brown, and while that guy could very well be the singer’s best friend or brother or whatever, Chris still seems like the kind of guy who could momentarily forget that and fly into a rage that ends with Karrueche in the ER. It’s like they always say, bounce one girl’s face off a car window a few times, shame on you. Bounce two girls’ faces off a car window, shame on us.

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Chris Brown’s Probation Was Revoked

By Travis July 16, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Back in May, Chris Brown and a woman named Olga Gure were in a minor traffic accident, after which he claimed in a long, pathetic, angry Twitter rant that there was no damage to either car and he did not give her false insurance information or the wrong driver’s license, despite reports of the contrary. Gure accused Brown of becoming enraged after she took a picture of him and his girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, while “documenting” the accident, which left her with an estimated $868 in damages to her Mercedes.

Brown, of course, claimed that he gave Gure all of the correct information and she’s just looking for a payday, but a Los Angeles judge apparently coughed while shouting, “Bullshit!” yesterday, because Brown’s probation has been revoked. Brown will return to court on August 16 to determine if he’ll have to serve any jail time from his original offense of beating the shit out of Rihanna.

Of course, it’s still Los Angeles, so he’ll probably be handed a bag of gold coins and be named Mayor for Life.

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Karrueche Tran In A Bikini

By Lex June 17, 2013 @ 3:27 PM

Karrueche Tran In A Bikini On Miami Beach
Every man needs a woman to love. Or to beat because you love them so much but they just won’t stop messing with your mind. Like Chris Brown. Though he’s past all of that now since he went to a program for seventeen minutes on how not to backhand your bitch. His new girl Karrueche Tran seems less defensible stature wise than Rihanna, but she might know some Vietnamese ground game shit that could give Chris Brown troubles. It’d be sad if one day soon she was forced to crush his windpipe with her knees. I hope someone films it so I can be sad watching it over and over again.

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