By Lex July 08, 2014 @ 10:22 AM
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.
That’s Karrueche Tran quoting Buddha on social media. Most girls who date Chris Brown take the ancient communal meditations strong to their heart. They help to soothe the swelling from the punches.
According to RadarOnline, the couple just broke up again after Chris posted a picture of his girlfriend’s ass and Vietnamese hooker tattoo to Instagram. That was apparently too much for Karrueche who had previously found her boyfriend’s rage and assaults and arrests and banging Rihanna intermittently to be just Chris being so damn cute. I assume she thought he was taking the photo of her bare ass for his scrapbooking club. Karrueche Tran promptly deleted all pictures of Chris from her Instagram account, which is how people with immense egos break up in 2014. She also insisted that no Chris Brown music be played at the 4th of July party she attended over the weekend. Her friends obliged. Because when you’re friends with models who date Chris Brown, it’s already too late to be judgmental.
Photo Credit: Karrueche Tran/Instagram
By Travis September 23, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
I don’t know what Karrueche Tran does for a living other than date Chris Brown, so she was basically just another girl on the beach in Miami yesterday. But she was also holding hands with a guy who isn’t Chris Brown, and while that guy could very well be the singer’s best friend or brother or whatever, Chris still seems like the kind of guy who could momentarily forget that and fly into a rage that ends with Karrueche in the ER. It’s like they always say, bounce one girl’s face off a car window a few times, shame on you. Bounce two girls’ faces off a car window, shame on us.
(Photo Credits: KEYPIXX/WENN.com)
By Travis July 16, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Back in May, Chris Brown and a woman named Olga Gure were in a minor traffic accident, after which he claimed in a long, pathetic, angry Twitter rant that there was no damage to either car and he did not give her false insurance information or the wrong driver’s license, despite reports of the contrary. Gure accused Brown of becoming enraged after she took a picture of him and his girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, while “documenting” the accident, which left her with an estimated $868 in damages to her Mercedes.
Brown, of course, claimed that he gave Gure all of the correct information and she’s just looking for a payday, but a Los Angeles judge apparently coughed while shouting, “Bullshit!” yesterday, because Brown’s probation has been revoked. Brown will return to court on August 16 to determine if he’ll have to serve any jail time from his original offense of beating the shit out of Rihanna.
Of course, it’s still Los Angeles, so he’ll probably be handed a bag of gold coins and be named Mayor for Life.
(Photo Credit: WENN.com)
By Lex June 17, 2013 @ 3:27 PM
Every man needs a woman to love. Or to beat because you love them so much but they just won’t stop messing with your mind. Like Chris Brown. Though he’s past all of that now since he went to a program for seventeen minutes on how not to backhand your bitch. His new girl Karrueche Tran seems less defensible stature wise than Rihanna, but she might know some Vietnamese ground game shit that could give Chris Brown troubles. It’d be sad if one day soon she was forced to crush his windpipe with her knees. I hope someone films it so I can be sad watching it over and over again.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, PCN
By author March 13, 2012 @ 2:30 PM
Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America’s most beloved moonwalking woman-beater. In a new turn of events, and what I’m attributing solely to some sort of brain damage (See: being Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Results of), TMZ reports that Karrueche claims she is afraid of Rihanna’s crazy fans after receiving threatening tweets:
But several of Rihanna’s fans took the joke one step too far — unleashing an avalanche of violent threats on Karrueche … like “I hope Rihanna beat the dog shit outa yo ass!” … “Watch yo back” … and “I will kill you.
Yes, the terrifying fear in this situation comes from Rihanna’s illiterate teenage fans, not Chris Brown’s unpredictable toddleresque rage. Below are images of the happy couple in Chris’ car and what we should already start referring to as Exhibits A-J.
(Image Source = Pacific Coast News)
By brendon March 07, 2012 @ 6:07 PM
There must be a plan to change Rihannas image from “sympathetic victim” to “hoodrat dumbass”, which is why she collaborated with Chris Brown and insulted her own fans, and now Phase 3 has begun: start a twitter/facebook fight with Chris Browns current girlfriend, a 23-year-old, half black, half Vietnamese model named Karrueche Tran.
On Saturday she posted this picture of a bag of rice cakes wearing sunglasses and gold hoop earrings on her twitter with the caption:
“Ima make u my bitch,”
And yesterday she added:
“I’m a leader, yall on some followin shit … coming in dis game on some modeling shit!”
I don’t speak Thug Retard but the Daily News says those were insults directed at Tran, who has now replied with a facebook post that says:
“I’m Angeline, you’re Jen. C’mon you see where Brad is at,”
I assume that’s supposed to be “Angelina”, as in Jolie, but that’s really only a guess because these people write and spell like they just landed here on a fucking spaceship.
(image source = splash and fame/flynet)