By Lex June 16, 2015 @ 11:29 AM
Nobody wants to see men and women beating the crap out of each other, though we all prefer it over an insipid proxy of the same shit on social media. Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown tussled over the break up of their relationship on Instagram. Chris Brown was outraged that Tan blamed their breakup on Chris fucking tons of other women. Tran suggested that Chris Brown’s violent stalker game wasn’t as cute as it was during the first Obama administration:
You know what’s weak?? You forcing yourself into my car… my broken window.. blowing up my phone… trying to shower me w/gifts. Man the fuckk up and change the bs in your life like I’ve told you several times.
That seemed so much like art and passion during the two years she was fucking him. Prevention is always the best plan. That goes for gingivitis and being Chris Brown’s hot fuck toy. Prison pen pals are great when they’re in prison. You’ve got great legs. Consider spreading them for accountants and sporting good store assistant managers. I know, I sound like your dad. If that makes you horny in the least, call me. I don’t believe in hitting pretty women.
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By Jack June 05, 2015 @ 11:22 AM
If you’re an ex-con based on beating your girlfriend, you should probably just stick to paid company moving forward. You definitely should not be out drinking with another ex-girlfriend looking for round two. You’re not Mayweather. You’re not getting paid.
Chris Brown fights with his recent ex-girlfriend, punches thrown? Meh. (TMZ)
Eniko Mihalik is topless and Hungarian, one of these things is awesome (Egotastic)
Christina Milian has cleavage, not much else, but that’s enough. (Drunken Stepfather)
Nina Agdal Beach Bunny if bunnies had hot asses (Hollywood Tuna)
Kylie Jenner has big boobs That’s legal to say I think. (Popoholic)
Good looking girls, big breasts, flying the American colors (The Chive)
By Matt May 28, 2015 @ 6:43 AM
Karrueche Tran has been feuding on Instagram with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown because Brown is super tough on the Internet and his emojis elicit high fives from his gang banger buddies. Tran inserted model Tyson Beckford onto her page to use his hairless man ass as a pawn in their game like a real life Zoolander. This culminated with Brown threatening to fuck Beckford’s baby mama and beat his children and Beckford posting a photo of himself at target practice. It’s like Lord of the Rings for retards. The whole thing appeared to die down after it was discovered most tough guys don’t get catty on Instagram.
Tran reignited the pile of bullshit by posting an ominous photo of her busted lip. The implication being Chris Brown punched her in the face. It should be noted Tran let Brown put his polyp covered dong inside of her for two years and this came after Brown brutally beat Rihanna. They broke up when Brown had a baby with another chick, meaning he definitely doesn’t use condoms and I had just assumed that was a lesion. What I take away from it is beating women is one thing but being unfaithful is inexcusable. Brown’s fans agreed and chimed in that they thought this was a shameless cheap shot, although not as bad as punching a chick in your passenger seat while she’s watching the road. There are certain topics that should be off limits. Domestic crimes of guys who dance around like nancy boys and Cosby rape in the 1980′s. Instagram is a valuable tool. So is Megan’s law. Let’s combine them into an app and sweep the trash.
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By Lex March 04, 2015 @ 10:58 AM
Breaking the news to your long time girlfriend that you’ve been declared dad to some other chick’s new baby is no simple task. You’re going to want to find a nice public spot and make sure she’s sober. Also, stretch your rapper credit line at the jewelry store. Something ostentatious, but tacky. Karrueche Tran seemed to catch wind of something in the air, not to mention service of process papers on the kitchen table, because last week she asked on Instgram if anybody knows a Nia. That named turned out to be the swift thinking young lady who pushed out Brown’s new bastard baby and instantly became ten times wealthier than her peers who took the abortion fun bucks. Karrueche Tran decided to quit Chris Brown. The arrests and assaults and drugs and gang ties didn’t bother her so much, but a baby, fuck no. That’s her practical Vietnamese side coming out. And, yes, that is a compliment. You don’t need that shit. At least not until the rent on your sweet condo Brown pays for comes overdue. Principles aside, look for Tran to be pushing Brown’s bastard around the Westside parks with the illegals by the next moon.
Photo Credit: Instagram
By Lex July 08, 2014 @ 10:22 AM
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.
That’s Karrueche Tran quoting Buddha on social media. Most girls who date Chris Brown take the ancient communal meditations strong to their heart. They help to soothe the swelling from the punches.
According to RadarOnline, the couple just broke up again after Chris posted a picture of his girlfriend’s ass and Vietnamese hooker tattoo to Instagram. That was apparently too much for Karrueche who had previously found her boyfriend’s rage and assaults and arrests and banging Rihanna intermittently to be just Chris being so damn cute. I assume she thought he was taking the photo of her bare ass for his scrapbooking club. Karrueche Tran promptly deleted all pictures of Chris from her Instagram account, which is how people with immense egos break up in 2014. She also insisted that no Chris Brown music be played at the 4th of July party she attended over the weekend. Her friends obliged. Because when you’re friends with models who date Chris Brown, it’s already too late to be judgmental.
Photo Credit: Karrueche Tran/Instagram