At Least Lindsay Lohan Showed Up For Work

By Travis March 13, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

Now that Lindsay Lohan has people buzzing about her again with the “random” “leak” of her celebrity fuck list and not because the trailer for her Oprah Winfrey docu-series makes her look like a spoiled asshole being enabled by her sociopathic mom, she wants to remind us all that her huge Hollywood comeback starts with the show 2 Broke Girls. Kat Dennings, who stars on the show with some other girl, posted a photo to Instagram of her and Lindsay in wedding dresses to tease fans for her eventual cameo. I don’t watch the show, because I prefer comedy that makes me laugh, but I assume that Kat’s and Lindsay’s characters are having a lesbian wedding, because there’s no way that a respectable male is ever going near Lindsay’s actor trap again.

right back at ya, Kat Dennings

By brendon September 24, 2012 @ 2:00 PM

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Kat Dennings wore a dress that showed off her enormous tits last night at the Emmys, but of course the show didn’t take advantage of it when she was on stage with Jon Cryer to present the award for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy. They should have covered the statue in glue and then had Cryer push it into her dress real quick before handing it over.

(image source = getty, wenn)

Kat Dennings knows how to promote a show

By brendon July 30, 2012 @ 3:37 PM

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Remember when Kat Dennings had some cell phone pictures leak? I guess it was like 2 years ago. And she was naked (reminder = very nsfw). Well I do, because it was one of the best days of my life. GOD I’M SO LONELY!

(image source of kat at the cbs press tour in beverly hills = getty, wenn)

Tuesday headlines, with Miley Cyrus vs. Elaine Benes

By brendon May 03, 2011 @ 11:05 PM

MILEY CYRUS – showed what a good dancer she is in concert, but how does she compare to Elaine Benes? The answer is clear: Miley Cyrus is the finest dancer of our generation. (youtube)

TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE – created ‘South Park’ of course, and if you don’t know they have a new play on Broadway called ‘The Book of Mormon’, and today it received 14 Tony nominations, the most of any play. It could be the best thing I have no intention of ever seeing. (popeater)

THE NEXT JAMES BOND MOVIE – will receive $45 million for product-placement, more than twice as much as the previous record holder (Lexus, Bulgari and American Express paid $20M to be in ‘Minority Report’). So expect dialogue like: “They’re right behind us James!” “Not for long, thanks to the smooth responsive handling of the all new BMW 5, whose standard rear view camera makes escaping a breeze.” (the australian)

KAT DENNINGS – is in ‘Thor’, and last night she was at the premiere at the El Capitan in L.A. Did you know her name, Kat, is short for Katherine? That is so neat and clever I thought I’d put some of her pictures up. And also because she has huge jugs. (getty)