Kate Beckinsale and her husband, "Die Hard 4" director Len Wiseman, went trick-or-treating with their daughter Lilly last night, and I'm not entirely sure what the deal is with staring at a camel toe six inches away from a little kids head, but I have to imagine it's wildly illegal.
Kate Beckinsale was stopped by airport security in LA, pulled to the side and frisked. And I know what you're thinking Kate Beckinsale. "Damn, they've thwarted my plan to hijack this plane!" Oh that's right, you limey bitch. You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to fool airport security.
Die Hard 4 director Len Wiseman showed off the only decent thing he's ever done last night at the movies London premiere, while he and wife Kate Beckinsale made out on the dance floor at the after party. It's easy to see why Kate fell prey to his charms, as he grabs her ass in front of the cameras. Although I guess you can't blame the guy. I could be at the crime scene for my parents murder and I'd still stare at her tits.
She has "Mrs. Wiseman" written across her ass, for christs sake. Yeah, okay Kate, we get it. You like your husband. Now settle down. You're freakin everybody out. Because lets be honest, he's not that great. He looks like every other idiot poser in town and he’s the director of Underworld 1 and 2. Artistically, that’s about as awesome as being able to draw a turtle freehand.
