Kate Bosworth went to the Coldplay concert in LA last night and showed off her hot new blue hair. Lindsay Lohan was there too and since someone else was getting attention she’ll probably try something like this now too. But why not raise the bar, Lindsay? Might I suggest sparklers?
04.11.2011 Kate Bosworth went topless
Please believe me when I tell you that I’m not screwing with you. This really happened. Kate Bosworth was in Cancun this weekend, she walked out of the ocean topless, then walked across the beach topless, then walked back into the ocean topless, and there’s no pictures of her boobs. None.
How is that… how does… I… what the hell? Seriously. How? Why?
There’s 8 million pictures of bigfoot and that mother fucker doesn’t even exist, yet Kate Bosworth saunters around essentially naked on a public beach in front of a photographer and we don’t get to see it. I don’t know if I should be outraged or heart broken, all I know is that I can’t masturbate to either one of those.
(image source = splash news)
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04.20.2010 kate bosworth is in a bikini
Kate Bosworth is in Palm Springs this weekend to hang out at Coachella, or more to the point to hang out by the pool in a bikini. She doesn’t look that great or anything in these, but she is really pretty, and she does look like she’d be very easy to overpower and then hold down. There’s a lot to be said for girls like that.
(image source = pacific coast news)
11.03.2009 paltrow cant compete with kate bosworth
Kate Bosworth gets forgotten about, but she’s terrific. She’s sexy as hell, while at the same time, if she were any cuter she would technically be a panda in a cowboy hat. Gwyneth Paltrow on the other hand is a mean old bitch who looks like a ghost you would see near a Civil War graveyard.
Keeping these two indisputable facts in mind, it’s no wonder that Paltrows husband is cheating on her with Bosworth. Star magazine says…
“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” an eyewitness tells Star. “There was Chris (Martin) totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!”
Despite what you may have heard, sex with a pot-bellied big-toothed ghost leaves a lot to be desired. I don’t know if Martin really is cheating on Paltrow, but yes, Martin is 100 percent really cheating on Paltrow. Of course he is. Why wouldn’t he? She’s a damn monster.
(picture source = pacific coast and getty)
03.19.2009 morning headlines
KATE BOSWORTH – after dating for three years, Kate reportedly dumped her boyfriend (this dork) over the weekend. And I wore some snug fit jeans and a sleeveless mesh t-shirt to the clubs this weekend. Coincidence, or did mommy see something she liked? (source = star)
RIHANNA – some quotes from teen girls in NYC about Chris Brown beating up Rihanna: “He shouldn’t get into trouble. She probably feels bad that it was her fault, so she took him back.” “She deserves it for being so jealous.” “She probably made him mad for him to react like that.” “SHAME ON YOU RIHANNA!!!” “She probably ran into a door and was too embarrassed so blamed it on Chris.” Note to self: go beat up teen girls in NYC. They don’t mind. (source = new york times)
LADY GAGA – you could live to a hundred and travel the world and never see anyone less sexy than Lady GaGa, yet I’m still strangely compelled to stare at her tits. Being a dude really sucks sometimes. (source = pacific coast)
08.11.2008 KATE BOSWORTH NEEDS TO DO MORE OF THIS
When I say "more of this", I don’t mean lying on top of dudes (in this case her boyfriend James Rousseau), I just mean prancing around in a bikini, as she did this weekend in Malibu. Although this bitch is still skinny as a rail. Keep in mind the camera adds 10 pounds and yet she still looks like she spent the last six months behind barbed wire. When I inevitably have sex with her, I’m gonna have to use a speculum just to get my penis inside her.
(more kate pictures over here)
