By Lex August 28, 2013 @ 9:29 AM
Kate Gosselin is suing her ex-husband Jon because she wants money. I ran it through my pea-sized brain why else it could be, but, no, it’s just money. Whatever that dipshit has left from paying child support for eight kids, she wants it. So about two cents. She claims Jon hacked into her computer and email and bank accounts to get information for a tell-all book he had written about her a year ago that nobody bought. Because until one of them murders the other or one of the kids wipes them both out in their sleep for making the nice cameramen go away, their media tale is over. Naturally, hacking into other people’s bank accounts is a Federal offense punishable by your heinous ex-wife suing you for money.
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By Jack June 25, 2013 @ 1:11 PM
Kate Gosselin continued to prove to the world just what a sack of shit she is in a ‘slant eye’ selfie that’s surfaced on Twitter. The former reality star is wearing a plastic “geisha” headpiece in the picture and decided to finish off the look by pulling her eyes back into slits. Even though her litter of kids is half Korean, you are forgetting how completely shitty and lacking in self-reflection this breeding cow is. Yeah, she’s probably really making fun of her ex, Jon Gosselin. And I’m all for that. That guy sucks possibly as much as her. Recently, Ed Hardy blamed this toolbag for permanently tainting his brand with the smell of loser by wearing Hardy’s hideous flaming skull shirts on the show. Jon and Kate will probably never go away for good. At least until their precocious kids all get together and figure out how to make their embarrassing parents disappear.
By brendon February 14, 2013 @ 4:30 PM
Here’s everything you need to know about what a mean desperate fame whore Kate Gosselin is: she and Kendra Wilkinson are going on a show called ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’. That title promises three things, and Kate can’t deliver on any of them. She’s not famous, not married, and is “swapping” her 8 unsupervised kids and debt for a week in Kendras NFL mansion.
ABC announced Wednesday that Gosselin, 37, and Wilkinson, 27, will be the first stars to appear on the new season of the reality series on Feb. 26. On Celebrity Wife Swap, stars switch lifestyles, children and homes for one week to experience another celebrity’s life.
Gosselin will get to stay with Wilkinson’s husband, former NFL wide receiver Hank Baskett, and their son Hank, 3, while Wilkinson will become a single mother of eight kids whom Gosselin shares with ex-husband Jon.
An even better idea for a show would be, instead of Kendra, find a big mean bear who just had babies, then blindfold Kate and set her down in the woods directly between the mom and her cubs. Talk about drama!
(image source = splash. and i know they’re a few years old but they’re here to prove a point, and that is that i really like kendras ass)
By brendon September 28, 2011 @ 3:07 PM
Well this is news to me, but according to this story about Kate Gosselin, being a mean, disagreeable bitch that no one can stand to be around is a deterrent to getting a job. Weird, huh?
“She has approached many different networks, including pitching a travel show idea to her old network, TLC, but so far no one has said yes,” an insider tells me. “She assumed that given her fame, producers and networks would be knocking her over with job offers and is, to say the least, very surprised that she hasn’t received a single one.”
In one episode this year Kate and the kids went to Mount Rushmore, and Kate told them that the portraits were Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington and Franklin Roosevelt. In other words, TLC should put her travel show on the air immediately. I’d love to hear her fuck up more widely known facts. Did you know the Taj Mahal was built by the Germans in the 1970s, and is made of over 1 million bricks? Kate Gosselin told me so.
By brendon September 09, 2011 @ 11:12 AM
Just last week Kate Gosselin was telling People magazine that she’s not sure what she’s going to do for a job now that her TV show has been canceled, but that her 8 kids were her number one priority and she’d go to any limits to make sure they’re taken care of.
In a related story, Kate Gosselin is a lying selfish cunt and here she is yesterday in her Audi TT. Because why wouldn’t a single mom with no job and 8 kids have a brand new 2-door sports car. It makes perfect sense if you think about it.
By brendon September 07, 2011 @ 3:50 PM
If you don’t know, ‘Kate Plus 8′ is a show about a mean self-centered lady has too many kids and then yells at them constantly. It was on for 6 years, and every single episode was about that. And as if there was any remaining doubt about what an unfit parent Kate Gosselin is, now that the show has been cancelled, she admits she has no money saved and no back-up plan whatsoever.
“I’m freaking out. Big time,” she tells People.
“(Her kids) weren’t ready,” to leave the show. “Nobody was. I’ve never quit a job in my life without having something else lined up. I don’t know what’s next.”
In her defense this really came out of nowhere. If there’s one thing I know about Hollywood, it’s that the job security is unparalleled. Once you get a show on the air, just go ahead and spend your entire check every month, don’t even think twice about it.