Well this is news to me, but according to this story about Kate Gosselin, being a mean, disagreeable bitch that no one can stand to be around is a deterrent to getting a job. Weird, huh?
“She has approached many different networks, including pitching a travel show idea to her old network, TLC, but so far no one has said yes,” an insider tells me. “She assumed that given her fame, producers and networks would be knocking her over with job offers and is, to say the least, very surprised that she hasn’t received a single one.”
In one episode this year Kate and the kids went to Mount Rushmore, and Kate told them that the portraits were Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington and Franklin Roosevelt. In other words, TLC should put her travel show on the air immediately. I’d love to hear her fuck up more widely known facts. Did you know the Taj Mahal was built by the Germans in the 1970s, and is made of over 1 million bricks? Kate Gosselin told me so.
Just last week Kate Gosselin was telling People magazine that she’s not sure what she’s going to do for a job now that her TV show has been canceled, but that her 8 kids were her number one priority and she’d go to any limits to make sure they’re taken care of.
In a related story, Kate Gosselin is a lying selfish cunt and here she is yesterday in her Audi TT. Because why wouldn’t a single mom with no job and 8 kids have a brand new 2-door sports car. It makes perfect sense if you think about it.
If you don’t know, ‘Kate Plus 8′ is a show about a mean self-centered lady has too many kids and then yells at them constantly. It was on for 6 years, and every single episode was about that. And as if there was any remaining doubt about what an unfit parent Kate Gosselin is, now that the show has been cancelled, she admits she has no money saved and no back-up plan whatsoever.
“I’m freaking out. Big time,” she tells People.
“(Her kids) weren’t ready,” to leave the show. “Nobody was. I’ve never quit a job in my life without having something else lined up. I don’t know what’s next.”
In her defense this really came out of nowhere. If there’s one thing I know about Hollywood, it’s that the job security is unparalleled. Once you get a show on the air, just go ahead and spend your entire check every month, don’t even think twice about it.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND TAYLOR SWIFT - broke up, and now that vindictive psychopath will no doubt try to embarrass him in one of her songs. “And people wonder why I’m gay,” Jake will no doubt say to himself. (us.com)
LINDSAY LOHAN - says she’s not stalking her ex Sam Ronson, and it’s just a coincidence that she moved across town to a house 30 feet from where Sam lives. And that seems reasonable. In a city of 15 million people, how could you NOT rent a house right next to your ex. It’s inevitable. (fox)
KATE GOSSELIN - is in Australia with her kids whom she clearly hates. Maybe thats why she’s teaching them that, when you see a crocodile in the water, go jump on it’s back and try to ride it. Come kids, there’s plenty of room, remember to make lots of quick, sudden moves.
Last month there was a report claiming that two of Kate Gosselins punk ass kids were expelled from school because they’re violent little monsters, a report Gosselin adamantly denied on ET. “If I knew which kids were which I’d bring them out here and show you how sweet they are,” Gosselin probably said.
Oh, but hey, guess what…
Kate Gosselin lied when she denied her children Alexis and Collin were expelled from school, and Radar has learned exclusively that the situation is far worse than what has been previously reported.
One of the expelled Gosselin kids physically harmed an adult at the school TWO TIMES, creating a situation that caused school administrators to believe they had no choice but to remove that child from school
both of Gosselin children were abusive to other children in the school, creating an untenable situation.
Wait, so one of them is Alexis? The girl. So it’s an Asian girl acting out? Oh well never mind, now this story is kind of hot. She’s already one third of the way to 18, and we need to start prepping the Asa Akiras and Evelyn Lins of tomorrow. Normal childhood = no anal, and I don’t wanna risk that. I can’t. I won’t. Don’t think for one second I won’t have this little bitch beaten up.
Wait, so, the Gosselin kids are acting out? Similar to what kids would do if they’d never had any decent parenting? Oh, gosh. No way.
According to reports from In Touch, Collin and Alexis have been expelled from their Pennsylvania private school and are now being homeschooled.
“They’ve fought with their peers, called them nasty names and made fun of other kids,” a source close to the family told the magazine. “The things they are saying are not words they should know. They are learning them somewhere — but Jon doesn’t know where.”
The source also said that some of the eight kids are having “rage issues”.
Rage issues? Profanity? Name calling? Well knock me down with a feather. I haven’t been this surprised since I stirred a bucket of shaved glass and bleach with my dick. Turns out it burns! Wwhhaaatt?!?!
