Kate Hudson wore a bikini (plus site news)

By brendon March 19, 2012 @ 11:57 AM

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Hey. What’s up. It’s me, Brendon. And between Tyler and some other sites I’ve written online non-stop for almost 7 years. That’s how I’ve learned to do such electrifying openings like this one. Anyway, I finally took a break and took last week off and I really want to thank, um, whoever wrote the page. I should probably look into that. But I haven’t been online once in 9 days, not even to check email or twitter. You should try it. You’re blissfully unaware of the world around you. It’s delightful. It was like being Thoreau(*), except instead of writing a journal about leaves I watched all 60 episodes of ‘Community’ and played Wii ping-pong with Julri Waters. Anyway, I’m back now, though I have no idea what’s been going on. Is Lindsay dead yet? Are we still pretending Whitney Houston wasn’t a complete fuckup? Oh and if you’re wondering what this post has to do with Kate Hudson wearing a bikini in Miami over the weekend, it’s that both things are really boring.

(*) it’s funny how he thought our government would never be anything but inept and corrupt and that their answer to everything that they fucked up would be to raise our taxes. It seems silly in hindsight!

Kate Hudson has gotten her body back

By brendon February 07, 2012 @ 6:21 PM

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Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy are in Cabo San Lucas on a little vacation, and you can’t even tell that she had a baby in July, her body looks exactly like it did before she got pregnant.

That was not a compliment, by the way.

(image source = fame/flynet)

Kate Hudson will surely avoid the paparazzi now

By brendon December 01, 2011 @ 3:58 PM

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Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy of ‘Muse’ were in no mood to have their picture taken by the paparazzi earlier today in North London, so Bellamy put a Tesco bag over his head and walked around like that. And then I guess the paparazzi just packed it in and went home, since Matt had ruined any chance they had of taking any noteworthy pictures.

(image source = wenn)

afternoon headlines

By brendon January 25, 2011 @ 8:25 PM

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JAMES FRANCO AND KATE HUDSON – might star in a biopic about 70′s porn star Linda Lovelace, which would hurt the never-real-anyway biopic staring Lindsay Lohan. Though to be honest, I’d rather see Lindsay in it, especially over Kate Hudson. This is about the making of Deep Throat, not You’ve Got Mail. (the sun)

THE FANTASTIC FOUR – is down to 3, because the comic has killed off…… the Human Torch. Wow, really? Why not the stretch guy, Mr. Fantastic? I’d choose a ventriloquist to be on my super team before I’d choose Mr. Fantastic. That guy sucks. (la times)

NATALIE PORTMAN – got an Oscar nomination this morning, then walked her dog on the streets of New York, where the low today was 7 degrees. When asked for a comment, that dog said, “Hey Ms Fancy Feet, you realize this is the same thing I wear in July right, can we please go home now?” (inf daily)

Kate Hudson is pregnant

By brendon January 12, 2011 @ 11:43 AM

EXCLUSIVE: Kate Hudson Leaving Cafe Vida

Kate Hudson isn’t married to Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of Muse, but she has dated him for about 9 months, and apparently that whore has been having sex with him, out of wedlock, the whole time. Us.com says…

A source confirms exclusively that Kate Hudson, 31, is 14 weeks pregnant with boyfriend Matthew Bellamy’s baby.
“It was not planned, but they are excited and embracing it,” the source reveals to Us.

So genius got her pregnant after dating for 6 months? Wow what a spaz. Could he seriously not keep it together long enough to give her a facial? Christ it’s a good thing he couldn’t get her hand pregnant or she’d have been knocked up on the second date.

so did Kate Hudson get implants or not

By brendon October 29, 2010 @ 4:25 PM

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Kate Hudson had people asking if she got implants again yesterday when she walked around Beverly Hills with no bra and a flimsy little shirt that clung to her boobs. Even if she got small ones, I like to think that she did get implants. I dont want this to sound judgmental, but if you’re a girl and you don’t have great tits, you’re a loser and I hate you.