02.07.2012 Kate Hudson has gotten her body back

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Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy are in Cabo San Lucas on a little vacation, and you can’t even tell that she had a baby in July, her body looks exactly like it did before she got pregnant.

That was not a compliment, by the way.

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12.01.2011 Kate Hudson will surely avoid the paparazzi now

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Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy of ‘Muse’ were in no mood to have their picture taken by the paparazzi earlier today in North London, so Bellamy put a Tesco bag over his head and walked around like that. And then I guess the paparazzi just packed it in and went home, since Matt had ruined any chance they had of taking any noteworthy pictures.

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01.25.2011 afternoon headlines

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JAMES FRANCO AND KATE HUDSON - might star in a biopic about 70’s porn star Linda Lovelace, which would hurt the never-real-anyway biopic staring Lindsay Lohan. Though to be honest, I’d rather see Lindsay in it, especially over Kate Hudson. This is about the making of Deep Throat, not You’ve Got Mail. (the sun)

THE FANTASTIC FOUR - is down to 3, because the comic has killed off…… the Human Torch. Wow, really? Why not the stretch guy, Mr. Fantastic? I’d choose a ventriloquist to be on my super team before I’d choose Mr. Fantastic. That guy sucks. (la times)

NATALIE PORTMAN - got an Oscar nomination this morning, then walked her dog on the streets of New York, where the low today was 7 degrees. When asked for a comment, that dog said, “Hey Ms Fancy Feet, you realize this is the same thing I wear in July right, can we please go home now?” (inf daily)


01.12.2011 Kate Hudson is pregnant

EXCLUSIVE: Kate Hudson Leaving Cafe Vida

Kate Hudson isn’t married to Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of Muse, but she has dated him for about 9 months, and apparently that whore has been having sex with him, out of wedlock, the whole time. Us.com says…

A source confirms exclusively that Kate Hudson, 31, is 14 weeks pregnant with boyfriend Matthew Bellamy’s baby.
“It was not planned, but they are excited and embracing it,” the source reveals to Us.

So genius got her pregnant after dating for 6 months? Wow what a spaz. Could he seriously not keep it together long enough to give her a facial? Christ it’s a good thing he couldn’t get her hand pregnant or she’d have been knocked up on the second date.

10.29.2010 so did Kate Hudson get implants or not

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Kate Hudson had people asking if she got implants again yesterday when she walked around Beverly Hills with no bra and a flimsy little shirt that clung to her boobs. Even if she got small ones, I like to think that she did get implants. I dont want this to sound judgmental, but if you’re a girl and you don’t have great tits, you’re a loser and I hate you.


04.15.2010 kate hudson has breast implants. in this picture.

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Hopefully Kate Hudson kept her receipt because according to Us weekly she got breast implants about 3 weeks ago, meaning they were in when she went to the pool this weekend in Miami. Believe it or not.

An insider says in the new issue of Us Weekly that a plastic surgeon performed a small breast augmentation on the actress, 31, in late March. And the mom to son Ryder, 6, looked noticeably fuller on top while poolside in Miami on April 9.
Explains another source, “Kate makes jokes about her boobs, but her chest has always been one of her biggest insecurities.”

It seems hard to believe that they make breast implants this small. Whats the point? Who are they for? Like sex change people? I bet the doctor just put her under then punched her in the chest a few times.

(below: old Kate Hudson. above: voluptuous new Kate Hudson)