By Lex October 15, 2015 @ 6:56 AM
Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Hudson hit the same evening spot without bras to show the world that yoga and plastic surgery and money are literally unstoppable. The two celebrity moms exchanged ideas on how to fleece the female general public with merchandising cons so simplistic, it’s hard to believe they work. But they do. Then they cackled without moving their lips and agreed that if neither is married for the fourth time when they’re sixty, they’ll become a sexless lesbian couple and run a Botox farm. Campbell’s soup is scouting them now for a #RealRealAmerica commercial. Where’s my drone, Obama?
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By Lex October 06, 2015 @ 9:32 AM
Kate Hudson fronts the moronically named sports apparel line for women under fire because customers keep signing up for some grifter VIP new outfit of the month club and can’t figure out how to quit. I’d mock them more but I’m still paying for a Bally’s gym membership I quit eight years ago and I just got a cash on delivery order of Best of Steve Miller cassette tapes from BMG. The company that owns Fabletics uses a too good to be true entry deal to lure you into a subscription service to get new sports bras and leggings every month then you find you’re locked in for $50 a month. You can’t read the 2-pt font out-clause and even if you could, nobody seems to answer the number they tell you to call to cancel. Still, you do look amazing in spin class and Kate Hudson gets to feed her babies the better heroin. When the address for legal letters is the Island of Misfit Toys, you’re probably best not entering the credit card digits.
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By Jack September 28, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Sexy cougar Kate Hudson has been seen around town with Nick Jonas even though she’s like 50 and he’s barely old enough to be making out with college boys. I guess there is still some gas in the old girl yet.
Read more about this torrid affair. (Dlisted)
Arianny Celeste shows off her lingerie at home. (Last Men On Earth)
Maura Tierney does it naked in the Boob Tube roundup. (Egotastic All-Stars)
Coco, pregnant as fuck, still wears a bikini. Thanks, feminism. (TMZ)
Marloes Horst sports some lingerie for Target in Australia. (Drunken Stepfather)
I do so love a sweaty girl in a sports bra. (The Chive)
Kaley Cuoco’s steamiest pictures on the web. (COED)
By Matt August 21, 2015 @ 8:08 AM
Kate Hudson is busy promoting her Fabletics brand of activewear for women who like post photos at the gym after misting their foreheads with a spray bottle. Hudson posted this one to Instagram along with her friend Angi Greene. It’s unclear which is which or what Greene does but it probably involves that water bottle and a hot bath.
“My #fitspiration girlfriend @angigreene Always good to have a friend who can kick your butt and push you further #TryingToKeepUp #fabletics.”
You’d better watch it Hudson. Being fit is the new fat in that it’s considered unhealthy and grotesque by those on the opposite side of the spectrum. Of course only one of these sides is being genuine and the other is busy mainlining moon pies. Bragging about not having a gunt can land you in hot water these days. At least throw in a plug for the Save the Cats Foundation. This normal chicks that guys want to fuck thing is drawing the ire of feminist bloggers everywhere. Skipping HuffPo only stops 90% of their reach. They’re out there. I’d recommend not sucking in your guy when running for your life.
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By Lex June 18, 2015 @ 10:26 AM
Goldie Hawn seems constantly in motion. It may have something to do with what happens to her skin during standstill. She may slurry back into her periodic table elements. Hawn seems like a good mom who doesn’t judge her daughter for showing up with a different musician and a different baby every year on the family holiday. Actually maybe that’s a bad mom. You could drop a little hint like if you want to fuck lots of men, consider protection. I didn’t give you a dozen half black brothers and sisters. There is a way, darling. Now pass the surgical glue. My left ear came off during lunch.
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By Lex June 04, 2015 @ 12:43 PM
The X-Files is returning to Fox because they couldn’t think of anything relatively less derivative and nerds at lesser city Comic-Cons want one last chance to tug one out to Gillian Anderson. You’d like to think that a metropolis comprised entirely of super duper pill popping sodomites could come up with some novel programming ideas, but constantly checking your wristband to see how many feet you’ve walked today takes its toll on your total parietal output. Remember when there was a new show on network TV you were excited to watch? It was called X-Files. It’s back.
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