By Lex June 23, 2014 @ 12:58 PM
Taking a much needed vacation from that movie she made fifteen years ago, Kate Hudson and the dude from Muse traveled to Ibiza to work on their relationship. That means fucking without having to hear the nannies complain about how your blended family kids are lighting the Mediterranean modern McMansion curtains on fire. I’ve always admired Kate Hudson for keeping her natural body and relying solely on her acting talent and famous family and rock star baby daddies to get work in Hollywood. It hasn’t worked out so stupendously, but she retains that blaming her tiny tits card to play as needed.
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By Lex May 20, 2014 @ 10:22 AM
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By Lex May 05, 2014 @ 2:52 PM
When reporters run out of shit to ask celebrities, they ask them when they’re getting married. Then we pretend we’re all progressives who refrain from judgements on people hooking up and making babies with different partners out of wedlock. Kate Hudson says she and the dude from Muse are too busy with their careers to get married. You know, unlike the rest of you shlubs who have nothing but free time on your hands to get married and mow the lawn and remember your kids peanut allergies. I guess today being super career busy at the beach was more important than making her second kid legitimate. Fuck, even Kim and Kanye got their papers. Do you want to be on the short side of the moral ledger compared to Kim and Kanye? You do not. Kate did take the time to regurgitate some Pablum she read in another magazine:
Relationships are the most challenging things. It’s where you do the most work in your life. You come face-to-face with yourself, and if you can deal with realizing we’re all flawed, accept it and work with it, you might have a really amazing, lasting relationship.
Thanks, Oprah in a bottle. I could give a fuck if people get married or not. But I’m not their kids, what his face and what’s his other face who the nanny has to console because the kids at school are calling them bastards. Just kidding, that was my childhood. At the private schools in Los Angeles the kids with non-traditional family structures get extra lactose free pudding.
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By brendon March 19, 2012 @ 11:57 AM
Hey. What’s up. It’s me, Brendon. And between Tyler and some other sites I’ve written online non-stop for almost 7 years. That’s how I’ve learned to do such electrifying openings like this one. Anyway, I finally took a break and took last week off and I really want to thank, um, whoever wrote the page. I should probably look into that. But I haven’t been online once in 9 days, not even to check email or twitter. You should try it. You’re blissfully unaware of the world around you. It’s delightful. It was like being Thoreau(*), except instead of writing a journal about leaves I watched all 60 episodes of ‘Community’ and played Wii ping-pong with Julri Waters. Anyway, I’m back now, though I have no idea what’s been going on. Is Lindsay dead yet? Are we still pretending Whitney Houston wasn’t a complete fuckup? Oh and if you’re wondering what this post has to do with Kate Hudson wearing a bikini in Miami over the weekend, it’s that both things are really boring.
(*) it’s funny how he thought our government would never be anything but inept and corrupt and that their answer to everything that they fucked up would be to raise our taxes. It seems silly in hindsight!
By brendon February 07, 2012 @ 6:21 PM
Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy are in Cabo San Lucas on a little vacation, and you can’t even tell that she had a baby in July, her body looks exactly like it did before she got pregnant.
That was not a compliment, by the way.
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By brendon December 01, 2011 @ 3:58 PM
Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy of ‘Muse’ were in no mood to have their picture taken by the paparazzi earlier today in North London, so Bellamy put a Tesco bag over his head and walked around like that. And then I guess the paparazzi just packed it in and went home, since Matt had ruined any chance they had of taking any noteworthy pictures.
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