10.01.2007 KATE HUDSON IS SINGLE

OK! Magazine says that the brief romance between Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard may have run its course.

OK! is hearing rumors that all is not well in paradise and that the pair may have indeed split — and apparently not even Dax knew he'd been kicked to the curb.
"Dax got a phone call about it from a friend," a source close to the Employee of the Month star reveals to OK!. "He's upset that she didn't bother to say anything to him."
Kate was recently spotted in the Big Apple with billionaire party guy Ron Burkle, and many insiders are whispering that she's already moved on.

Awww, but they were so handsome together.  It was sweet to see two people make a connection like this, and it warmed my icy heart and made me believe in love again.  No, actually, I was being sarcastic.  It was kind of gross, because they're both ugly as hell.  Which I guess means they should have just kept dating.  For the same reason fat people should just date each other, because what else are they gonna do, wrestle?  I don't know what uglies like this do when not dating each other, but I'll bet you dollars to donuts it has something to do with crying.



08.08.2007 KATE HUDSON AND DAX SHEPARD?

You see what I did there?  I wrote "KATE HUDSON AND DAX SHEPARD?"  Like this was unbelievable news.  Pretty tricky, huh?  Us magazine says:

Kate Hudson has already taken her new boyfriend home to meet the parents. Nighttime barbecues! Jet-skiing! Lakeside PDA! It was all part of the fun during Hudson’s weeklong vacation with Dax Shepard.
On July 30, the two lovebirds – who were first photographed together July 13 – flew on a private jet to Muskoka, Canada, where Kurt Russell and mom Goldie Hawn own a home.
“Dax fit right in,” says a source.  He played tennis with Hudson’s younger brothers Wyatt and Boston, and helped teach her 3-year-old son, Ryder, how to fish.

Wow, he must really be into this chick.  Hanging out with the kid is a bold move.  Guys don't usually do that with new girlfriends for the same reason we don't put 20 inch rims on a rental car.

10.27.2006 KATE HUDSON IS PREGNANT?

Just a little over two months after separating from husband Chris Robinson, Kate Hudson was seen at the Los Angeles baby store Petit Tresor on Saturday, spending $1500 on baby clothes.  Kate has been linked with Owen Wilson ever since the two filmed "You, Me and Dupree" last year and their relationship has been widely credited with the breakup of Kate’s marriage.  A source said about her baby shopping spree:

"Kate was shopping alone. She bought 12 pieces including a pink cuddle coat, green frog slippers and a designer leather diaper bag."

How f’d up is Hollywood when a story with infidelity and a shattered family still seems kinda cute and old fashioned.  I feel like I should be drinking lemonade.  A couple having a child together seems old timey, if only because there's no trips to the end of the earth, to uncharted lands where the leading cause of death is "gorilla".   This story would be like the kind of crime where a hot shot crew is assembled and they would tunnel into a bank, whereas Madonna would just walk in with an AK and start blastin.



10.20.2006 KATE HUDSON IS SELFISH

My computer does very little actual computing.  It's mostly bikini pictures and videos of penguins falling down.  But these pictures are kind of disappointing.  I don't know if Kate Hudson is just stuck up or what but not once in these pictures - not one time - does she "accidentally" slip and start making out with her friend.  And also Kate is flatter than I remember.  Which is maybe what ended her marriage.  Studies prove that the number one reason couples have trouble is because the girls breasts aren't big enough.  So let this be a warning ladies.  You do want to be loved, don't you?




09.13.2006 KATE HUDSON HAS COMPANY

So while rumors run wild that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are a secret item, and Kate vacations in Maui this week, guess who else just happens to be there?   I don’t wanna ruin the surprise, but its Owen Wilson.  X17 says:

while we were out taking some shots of Kate attempting to surf, we noticed Owen Wilson throwing the pigskin around on his front lawn! Or rather, we noticed Kate noticing Owen - our photographer reported seeing Kate wave to shore as her surfboard passed by Owen's house!

It's nice to see Owen Wilson slay that dragon named frustration and finally have some luck with the ladies.  Especially with someone as cute as Kate Hudson.  At least I think that's Kate Hudson.  I don't mean to kiss and tell, but it's hard to know with all her clothes on.  



09.12.2006 KATE HUDSON IS BECAUSE ITS SLOW TODAY

It's hard for me to talk to girls because my foxy bedroom eyes are so blue, the ladies get swept away and can't contain their passion.  It's a big problem.  And I wonder if Kate Hudson can relate.  Like maybe she's too good looking.  Too sexy and F'able.  Her body looks pretty great here, even though I heard one time she got pregnant.  What a whore!