Kate Major Wins the Racist Rant Award (VIDEO)

August 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Visible White Supremacy in America is the sum total of five hundred goose stepping idiots on lunch break from IHOP assistant managerial duties and a few blond bipolar women who reflexively mimic racist memes. 

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Lindsay Lohan Got A New Mommy

November 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michael Lohan decided not to tell his kids that he was making an honest woman out of Kate Major the second she got out of jail gestating his second bastard child. It’s kind of romantic in an abandoned building shooting gallery love affair kind of way. Having his celebrity kids attend the wedding would’ve turned […]

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Michael Lohan Hires Casey Anthony’s Attorney to Thwart Vaginal Bleeding

August 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I thought we had come together as a society and decided eugenics were okey-dokey for crack whores and the Lohans. So, crack whores. But, no, Michael Lohan got his drug and alcohol addicted latest wife pregnant again. Now she’s in a Palm Beach jail for violating probation and her fecund lady parts are bleeding and […]

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